Outlaw Star: Maximum Outtakes!

Part 1

Episode 1 Outtakes

~The Bar scene~

*Take one*

The cloaked woman smirked as she said, “At ease, boys. This one is mine.”

Tyler cocked an eyebrow and thought, “I wonder what she means by that?”

She pulled out a condom, “I challenge you to a duel upstairs in five minutes.”

Suddenly, everyone in the bar turned around with wide eyes, all in unison.  She then walked up the stairs. Everyone began to murmur about how she would break the poor boy in two. Also, as she walked up, they noticed she had pink lace panties on.

Tyler grinned, "Hell, I accept!" He then dashed up the stairs.

Director: Cut! That WASN'T in the script, guys. Now come back down here and lets start over.

There was no reply. The extras began to get restless until loud thumping was heard from upstairs. Then there was screaming and moaning, followed by heavy breathing. The director put a disgusted look on his face as they came back 10 minutes later. Tyler's jacket was ripped down the middle and his pants were half way down. Tera was adjusting her bra, pulling up her pants and fixing her hair. Also, a pair of pink lace panties hung out of Tyler's pocket which he quickly stuffed back in.

Director: ...........

*Take two*

She smirked and said, “At ease, boys. This one is mine.”

Tyler cocked an eyebrow and thought, “I wonder what she means by that?”

She pulled out a huge deck of cards, “I challenge you to a duel outside in five minutes.”

Suddenly, everyone in the bar turned around, gasping in horror, all in unison.  She pulled her cloak off to reveal that it was a he. A young boy with spiked blonde and red hair with a weird looking triangular medallion. He shuffled his deck of cards and began to walk out of the bar. Tyler raised an eyebrow and started blankly.

Director: Oh, for the love of....CUT!

~Episode 2 Preview Outtakes~

*Take one*

Ayana: Yo! Ayana Blitz here, the smartest girl in the known galaxty!

Yuri: *giggles* Galaxty!

Ayana: Er, galaxy.....lemme try again

*Take two*

Ayana: Yo! Ayana Blitz here, the smartest girl in the known galaxy. The show's finally underway and as you can tell, that jerk Tyler's nothing but trouble! Ya see how I had to bail him out back there?

Yuri: Psst! Aren't you supposed to tell them about the next episode?

Ayana: Oh, yeah! On our next show, Tyler fights a...a....mysterious flying ninja hippo from the pits of hell! I forgot my lines again! ><

Tyler: *singing* I've got moon shine in my hair!

Yuri: *singing along* With a sweet evening scent in the air!

Tyler: ^^ Yuri has pink underwear!

Yuri: *-_- Say goodbye, baka hentai! *smashes Tyler with the Mallet of Doom™*

Tyler: x.X

*Take three*

Ayana: Yo! Ayana Blitz here, the smartest girl in the known galaxy. The show's finally underway and as you can tell, that Tyler is my bitch! Where ya at, slave?!

Tyler: *come out with a red collar around his neck* .................

Yuri: Aw, he's so cute! Can I borrow him? I'm too lazy to clean my own apartment!

Ayana: Sure, right after he's done moving my house to the left side of town!

Yuri: How is he supposed to do that?

Ayana: Don't know, but this whip says he'll find a way before the sun sets! *cracks whip*

Tyler: ;_; Someone....anyone.....please kill me.....

Episode 2 Outtakes

~Clothing Shop Scene~

*Take One*

Yuri came out of the dressing room with a white gi with a sleeveless top, a black karate belt and a red bandana, "This one?"

Ayana cocked an eyebrow and then sighed, "Take that off before Capcom sues ya."

Yuri shrugged, "Well, if I'm gonna get sued anyway, I'll take it!" Yuri then walked over to the saleman with a smile and asked, "May I please have this outfit?"

The man nodded, "Sure. That one will be 150 wong."

Yuri smiled sweetly, "How about a little discount....a 150 wong discount?"

The man laughed in her face, "Are you nuts?! Get real, lady!"

Yuri frowned, "Fine. HA-DO-KEN!" A blue ball of light shot from her cupped hands ad fried the salesman who now looked like he had gone for a swim in the sun. Yuri then folded her arms and turned to the side as wind blew his headband and karte belt behind her. Yellowish orange numbers appeared above her head and started to rack up as the words 'Yuri Wins!' appeared above the numbers.

Ayana sweat dropped and looked at the camera, "Kids, today's new word is 'Lawsuit'. Can you say it? I knew you could."

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Tyler: That's all, folks! The moral of the story is if you can't beat 'em-

Ayana: Kick 'em in the jewels?

Tyler: No.

Yuri: Beat up their little brother?

Tyler: No!

Ayana: Burn their house down?

Tyler: No.

Yuri: Sell their goldfish into prostitution?

Tyler: NO, NO, NO! If you can't beat 'em, run 'em over with a garbage truck.

Ayana: Oh, I see how that moral fits!

Yuri: Me, too!

Tyler: That's good, cuz I don't! ^^;

Yuri: And remember, kids. Be kind to your pets, or they might snap and bite your cute little faces off! ^^ Bai bai now!