Fun Stories
- Drugs are Bad-- A delightful story that's more about me being a messed up individual than about the hazards of drug use. Unless there's Allegory and stuff.
- Hangover-- Noticing a theme here with the titles? Anyway, this story has a few tidbits of that whole yaoi thing we warned you about on the first page. Not much of a plot, but more of one than "Drugs are Bad"!
- 8 Martinis and Brigadoon-- Just think of it as a Trio centric episode of Sailor Moon that was never dubbed...(no bare assed lemures though. Sorry kids...)
- Alcoholics Anonymous-- The Amazon Trio drinks like a fish...and like a hawk and a tiger, while we learn about the Quartet's struggle with addiction. And Ikuko-mama's dark demons.(yeah, it's got everything!)
- A Short, Pointless Story About Staying Warm-- No, it's not a lemon...in fact, there's no sex at all!(I'm just as surprised as you are...)
- Operation--I think the title tells it all.
- Whipped--Another story that falls into the classic Zelda pattern: stuff happens, people screw around for no real reason, nothing gets resolved. And it's about bondage.
- The Amazon--This one's a landmark, kids. This is the second Amazon Trio story of mine in which no one in the Amazon Trio attempts to sleep with any other member of the Trio...(if something happens twice, it's coincidence. If something happens three times, it's funny. That's my only hope.)
- Eye Witness News--Congratulations, kids--I just found this amongst the junk in my Angelfire webshell! Notice the "old" or "classic" spelling of the Amazon Trio's names! Hell, there's probably a reason why I didn't post this sooner...
- Stock Footage--Another Zelda classic. All the things that you'd expect to happen do: The sailor scouts make close new friends just in time for them to be chosen as targets, Darien gets brainwashed, and Rod Serling spins in his grave. Yeah!
- Merry Fishmas and a Happy New Queer--This one was written at hack speed, but even villains deserve some holiday cheer.
- Love Over Tokyo--A dramatic, passionate, romantic epic that's sure to leave you breathless.
- O Brother Where Art Thou?--Because strange, crazy, dumb rumors can be so much fun.
Villaintine's Day A delightful fic with an unimaginative title, it's a story about true love. Well, sort of.(it doesn't get to be in the list because there's no Amazon Trio in it :'-( )
The Small Lady is a Tramp A miniscule fic dealing with Rini's ever interesting SuperS love life.(no, it's not a lemon either.)
Tokyo Idol: The Search for a Super Star While trying to become pop idols, the scouts encounter their deadliest enemy yet: Nasty Luna!
To Sailor Jupiter A story about Zelda's favorite sailor scout. After that summary, it's probably not what you were expecting.
Malachite and Zoicite's Lazy-Ass Fun Time Comics--A fun feature that actually predates this site. And is technically the first Sailor Moon thing I ever wrote. It's a rocking good time!
Malachite and Zoicite's Lazy-Ass Fun Time Comics #2--Another exciting, out of character bonanza. And since we're not just using icons from Another Story, it really opens up the rockin' good possibilities!
