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flint hammerhead

flint was a just a short boy who hunted with his dad during prehistoric times, and he minded his own business caveboy business. unfortunately, he encountered the villianess petra fina while she was looking for the time shifter getalong, and the chain of events leading after that would change him drastically. petra fossilized flint and his dad along with getalong, and they were buried not to be found for millions of years. they were eventually dug up by two students of an archaeological school, in the 25th century. these two kids, tony and sara, were the niece and nephew of a time bureau affiliate, dr. bernard goodman. he had access to technology that could de-fossilize the new found fossils, and so it was used on flint, his dad, and getalong. flint and getalong came out alright, but his dad, rocky, only made it half-way. after realizing that there was no more they could do for rocky, dr. goodman fitted rocky with a fossilizing beam and a handle, for which flint could carry him and use him as a weapon. flint proved himself to the time bureau, and so they made him a time detective. along with his super strength, powerful dad as a weapon, and 25th century technology, flint has foiled every one of petra fina's plans. along with his great strength, flint also has the heart of great compassion, but an even bigger appetitite. sometimes he can't fight unless he eats something. (more like a lot of something!) flint's overwhelming experience in discovering a whole new world has sparked a child's curiosity as well, which sometimes puts him at a disadvantage.

rocky hammerhead
rocky, even in his state of granite, has still played a key father figure to flint. he wasn't as fast as he used to be, but he is stronger, perhaps a hundred fold. he can still walk around, by bouncing on his handle. (if you call that walking!) still, flint carries him around most of the time. rocky is fitted with a "fossil beam" that can defossilize or fossilize anything, which is very useful when the time police send them a fossilize time shifter to assist in their mission. when rocky is truly at his battle peak, he and flint can do a special attack technique called "hammerhead rock" in which he grows larger and more powerful, and then swings him at the target. rocky is always crucial to a battle with petra fina and an evil (petra stamped) time shifter. rocky was also once flattered by ms. iknow's fake flirts and advances, and he eventually wanted to marry her. (pretty messed up, huh!)

sara goodman
sara and her brother tony were the two kids who found flint and the others fossilized. she and her brother go to an archaeological school, where they're teacher is ms. iknow. apparently sara is a couple of seconds older than her twin brother tony, and she treats him like he is at an inferior age, but is still nice to him. they get into a lot of fights, mostly arguements sparked with roots of sibling superiority but with the overt motive of intellectual view. (they're pretty messed up.) sara nad her brother follow flint on his missions, despite their uncle's plea for they're safety. their uncle, dr. goodman, delivers them the information and they run to the time cycle ignoring his reminders and questions.

tony goodman
tony is sara's misfit twin brother, and he constantly tries to be a brat. like his sister, he goes to archaelogical school, but he never does his homework and always asks his sister to do it. besides the fact that he goes on high risk missions to find time shifters, he is a normal boy. he and the time shifter wing like to fly a lot, and once he tried to show up sara by protesting her commands to stop. tony and sara are very good friends with flint, and are often teachers to him as well. (like tour guides to the 25th century!)

dr. bernard goodman
dr. (bernie!) goodman is tony and sara's uncle, and he is the lead scientist of the time bureau. he designed a lot of their technology, like the time cycle, universal translator, and many many other things. he created the fossilizing technology that reversed flint and the others back to their original state. (except rocky, poor caveman.) he communicates with juliana grey on a video link, and constantly makes flirtatious remarks and asks non-plutonic dates. he always gets turned down though. (it's an inherited gene that was passed to him dating back from an ascendant in the 20th century) he takes care of flint, rocky, sara, tony, and all of the time shifters recovered in his house. it's always an animal party.

dr. juliana grey
dr. grey is the lead informer to dr. goodman's time police, and she might be one of the higher ranks in the entire bureau of time and space. there might be something going on between merlock and her. (the you know what!) she has her own office, somewhere...

merlock holmes
merlock is a blue wierdo who works for the bureau of time and space. he has blue skin, and purple hair, which suggests he wants to be made fun of. aside from that, he is infatuated with sara. he always bumps into her like a dork during a time shifter recovering mission, and is always self consious of himself when near or around her. he wears a victorian style of clothing, fashions a cape, and carries a cane around, though obviously not for balance. he was assigned to observe flint on his missions, and he has been stalking him ever since. on flint's mission to recover the time shifter bindi, merlock literally rescued the helpless time shifter from a pack of savage wolves. ever since then, bindi has followed him around, herself in love with the blue freak. certain clues have lead him to be a vampire, though, he shows no blood lust.
[writer's note: this profile may lead you to believe that merlock is fruity, and that was the intention. he is. all you have right now is denial. i'm not saying he is not a cool character (i am now!), but he is fruity. let's face it. what kind of self respecting guy at that age walks around with leg warmers and sports purple hair? don't say he was born that way, that's just furthering the idea that he is a freak. if you think he is the ultimate bishounen, good for you. i think he is fruity. (not in the booty, that would imply that he is gay! i totally support the gay community, except the ones who want to butt pirate me.]

petra fina
petra fina is the main villian(ess). along with her two sidekicks, dino and mite, she is always trying to steal time shifters. she always has a plan to use the time shifter powers in an odd way to impress the dark lord. she is also known as ms. iknow at the archaeological school, where she teaches a class. her students don't know that she is the green haired whore petra, which is quite awkward because two of her students, tony and sara, help in foiling her devious plans. she has access to lots of technology, of which are most noteable are the catamarang, her transforming time ship, and her petra stamp, which she mainly uses to turn time shifters evil. (she has done it to rocky before.)

dino
dino is one half of the mighty (j/k) dino and mite team, petra fina's henchmen. they both pilot the catamarang. hehe. [think you could write a better profile for this one, or any other? send it in to bootchookoi@comicgeek.com]

mite
mite is one wierd looking guy. dude needs some major surgery. he kind of looks like a frog. [personally, he's my fave.] hehe. [think you could write a better profile for this one, or any other? send it in to bootchookoi@comicgeek.com]

the dark lord
::cough!:::fag!:::cough!:: not much is known of the mysterious dark lord. evil dude. he went to the land of time and tore it up. all the time shifters got spread out through time. he employs petra fina to find and capture the time shifters, for his own bidding. he wears a mask, and acts like the typical anime fruit- cake. he holds a rose. fruit cake. ::cough!:::fag!:::cough!::

old timer
old timer is this old dude who rides a floating pig and watches people thorugh his computer. [i bet you ten bucks he spends part of his time filming stufff for his internet voyeurism website! eww!] apparently he is in charge of time, and he's really really old. he secretly created the bureau of time and space, and has kept tabs on them ever since.



american voice actors

flint hammerhead: r. martin klein
rocky hammerhead: bob pappenbrook
tony goodman: brian donovan
sara goodman: tifanie christun
dr. bernard goodman: richard cansino
petra fina: barbara goodson
mite: david kaye



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