Wanted Dead or Alive
(preferably alive *sigh*)
Vash the Stampede
$60,000,000,000 reward
1. When anything red and/or yellow reminds you of Vash.
2. When you begin to dress like Vash in any way.
3. When you spend ludicrous amounts of time constructing a Vash shrine. ^_^
4. When you quote Vash (in English and Japanese) until everyone around you is sick of it - including finding every opportunity to yell "Love and Peace!" as loudly as you can.
5. When you learn how to read and speak Japanese just so that you can appreciate all of Trigun.
6. When you start eating donuts for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
7. When you name your pet Vash.
8. When you draw so much fanart and write so many fanfics about Vash that your friends have to navigate your room with a map.
9.When you save up all your money until you can buy all the manga, videos and other Vash stuff that exists.
10. When you shriek and/or blush when anyone mentions Vash or says any word that sounds like "Vash".
11. When you start telling friends you're dating Vash.
12. When you won't date anyone unless he looks like Vash.
13. When you suddenly take notice of any blonde-haired, blue-eyed person with spikey hair and follow him around asking if he's Vash.
14. When you buy yourself a big gun (or three) and refuse to use it.
15. When you feel the incredible urge to wander... in Arizona.
16. When you take a trip to the west just so that you can wander in the desert.
17. When you have (or believe you have) an evil twin... who's trying to make you kill people.
18. When you start making insurance people follow you around.
19. When you start calling your crabby girlfriend Meryl and refuse to call her anything else.
20. When you get a black cat to take everywhere you go and pretend you can't see it.
21.When you consider getting a cybernetic arm... and you begin saving money toward the operation.
22. When your family sends you to therapy because they think you are too obsessed with Vash.
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