First of all, I want to say that these aren't you're usual rules. Don't worry, I'm not about to get all strict with you, but there are just five simple things that I would like you to do while you are here. Okies?
1) When in the presence of Kuno, you may only refer to him as either, Tatewaki-san, Upperclassmen, or Master Kuno.
2) Kuno is mine. Try and take him and you will be exhiled to a deserted island.
3) No, mocking his way of talking, it's poetry. And I'd like to see you do any better.
4) You should at least know who he is.
5) And you should at least try to sign my guestbook.