Olikrom-How Do We Keep Affording This? This Is Only The THIRD Battle And Already TWO Stadiums Got Demolished.

JD-This Is Only A Story Olikrom.....

Olikrom-But, Um.....

JD-Repeat After Me, This Is Only A.....

Olikrom-We'll Have To Continue This Discussion Later, As Our Contestants Are Entering The Arena! Better Start Announcing Who The Heck They Are JD.

JD-Fine, From Above The Arena, Entering By Some Jet Powered Back Pack Things, Are Kei And Yuri, The DIRTY PAIR!

Kei And Yuri-THAT'S LOVELY ANGELS DAM*IT!!!!!

JD-Yah, Yah, Yah..... And From The Edge Of The Arena Are The First 151 Pokémon!

Olikrom-How Many Pokémon ARE There Now?

JD-About 251 Or So Too Many. Well, Anyways, LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!

All Of The Pokémon Get Into Some Sort Of A Fighter Stance, As Kei And Yuri Charge At Them Head On.

Olikrom-This Doesn't Seem Fair. I Mean, Look At Them!!!!!

JD-You're Right, Those Pokémon Don't Stand A Chance.

Olikrom Slaps Himself In The Head.

Charizard Leaps Up, Flys Overhead, And In An Impressive Blast Of Fire And Fury, Skyrockets Down At The Dirty Pair. And With Flames Surrounding Him And With The Glint Of Rage In His Eyes, Gets.....

JD-Put Out By The Dirty Pair's Fire Extinguishers.....

Olikrom-Okay.....

Kei-Cover My Back Yuri!

Yuri-Okay!

Kei Starts Blasting Rockets At The Pokémon As Yuri Uses A Grenade Launcher.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

JD-Twenty-Four...Twenty-Five, Okay! Twenty-Six Species Of Pokémon Has Just Entered Poké-Heaven!

Olikrom-I Count Twenty-Seven.....

This Time A Pikachu Boldly Steps Up, And Charges Up A Thunderbolt.

Kei-Locked On Target..... FIRE!!!!!

Pikachu-PIKA!!!!!

The Thunderbolt And Missile Collide In Mid-Air, Causing A Huge Explosion.

Olikrom-I Think A Chansey Got In The Way.....

Pikachu Now Charges Forward, Kung-Fu Style, And Does A Super Pika Shock Kick.

Pikachu-(Rushing Forwards In The Air At 300 MPH) PIIIIIIIIKA-CHHHHHUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!

Kei-PIIIIIIIIIIKA-THIS!

Kei Sends A Grenade Heading Pikachu's Way

Pikachu-Pika?

KA-BOOOOOOM!!!!!

Pikachu Flys Back In The Other Direction At About 179054 MPH Right Into....Er, Through The Arena Wall.

Olikrom-That's Gotta Hurt.....

JD-(Watching The Fight) Thirty...Thirty-One...Thirty-Two...

Blastoise-BLASTOISE!!!

BLAM!!!!!

JD-Thirty-Three...

Gyrados-ROOOAARRRR!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

JD-Thirty-Four...

Jigglypuff-Jiggly?

KEEEEEEEEERRRR-BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!

JD-That's Thirty Five So Far!

Magikarp-Karp! Karp!

Kei-Target Practice!

Kei Shoots A Rocket At Magikarp.

Magikarp-KARP!

Magikarp Leaps Into The Air, Dodging Kei's Attack.

Kei-Huh?

Yuri-Oh, Don't Worry About It Kei, I'm Sure It's Just Old Age!

Kei-WHAT!?!

Yuri-Let Me Have A Shot At It!

Yuri Gets Out Her Machine Gun And Shoots At Magikarp, And Magikarp Flops Around And Dodges Every Bullet. All Of The Other Pokémon Stare At It Blankly.

Kei And Yuri-THAT DOES IT!!!!!

Kei And Yuri Blast Everything In Site, Trying To Blow Away The Seemingly Defensless Magikarp.

One Hour Later

JD-One Hundred And Thirty-Three...One Hundred And Thirty-Four...

Kei And Yuri-(Exhasted) That...Had...To...Get...It...

Fundamental Rule Of Anime 101-If You Think You've Destroyed Something And Say Did We Get It?, Etc., You Haven't.

JD-I Think Somebody Would Have Learned That By Now!

Sure Enough,Once The Smoke Cleared, There Magikarp Was, Splashing Around As Gracefully As A Drowning Hamster.

Mew And Mewtwo Decide To Join In On The Fun, And Fly At Kei And Yuri By Using Their Psychic Powers.

Kei And Yuri-WILL YOU TWO LEAVE US ALONE!?! WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET THIS DAM* FISH!!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Mew And Mewtwo Quickly Become No More Than A Memory.

Kei-Okay Yuri, You Try To Distract It, When I Try To Sneak Behind For The Kill.

Yuri-That Wouldn't Be A Bad Idea, But Just By Looking At The Fish You Can See That It Probably Doesn't Know Where He's Even At Right Now!

Magikarp Continues To Flop Around, With A Dazed And Confused Look In Its Eyes.

Kei-Don't Let It's Looks Fool You Yuri, It's Obviously The Most Powerful Of All Of These Creatures, After All, He's Been Dodging Our Attacks Left And Right For The Past Hour! He Must Be Charging Up For Some Kind Of An Attack.....

JD-(Yelling) Like WHAT? SPLASH!?!

Kei-So That's What It's Called? I'll Be Prepared.....

Kei And Yuri Stare At The Magikarp, Being Prepared For A Potential Attack.

Magikarp-(Flopping Around) Karp!

10 Minutes Later

Magikarp-(Still Flopping Around) Karp! Karp! Magikarp!

Yuri-Why Won't You Attack!?!

Just Then, One Of The Few Pokémon Remaining, A Psyduck, Sneaks Up Behing Kei And Steals Her Jet Powered Back Pack Thing.

Kei-HEY!!!!!

Kei Grabs Psyduck, But Instead Of Beating Him To A Pulp, Gets A Great Idea.....

Kei-YOU WANT THE JET PACK!?! THEN YOU CAN HAVE IT!!!!!

Kei Straps Psyduck To The Jet Pack, Activates It And Hurtles Psyduck Into The Air.

Psyduck-PSY!!!!!

Psyduck Begins To Spiral Through The Air, Then Begins To Fly Downwards.

Psyduck-PSYDUCK!!!!! (Translated-"How Do You Steer This Thing!?!")

Kei-EAT KAMIKAZE PSYDUCK YOU DUMBA$$ MAGIKARP!!!!!

KA-BOOOOOOM!!!!!

Psyduck Crashes Directly On Top Of Magikarp At 100 MPH, Causing The Jet Pack To Explode.

Kei-There! We've Finally Got...

Yuri-DON'T JINX IT AGAIN!!!!!

Kei-Oh...Sorry...

JD-One Hundred And Fifty...One Hundred And Fifty-One! That Kamikaze Psyduck Sure Caused A Lot Of Damage!

Olikrom-And Guess What? The Stadium Is Still Standing!!!!!

Just After Olikrom Said That, Kei And Yuri Decided To Lean Against The Stadium To Rest Which Caused...

CRUMBLE!!!!!

Olikrom-The Stadium Supports To Fail.....

CRASH!!!!! The Stadium Collapsed And Became No More Than A Massive Pile Of Rubble.

JD-I Guess You Were Right Olikrom, This Is Going To Be Expensive.....

Olikrom-Repeat After Me JD, This Is Only A Story, This Is Only A Story...

THE END

Written By JapDemon (JD)