JapDemon-Well...This Shouln't Be So Bad. I Mean, It's Not Like They've All Brought Their Eva's Or Anything. Poor, Stupid JapDemon Should Have Relized The Fundamental Law Of Anime When He Said That. Namely, If You Say Something Like-"I Mean, It's Not Like They've All Brought Their Eva's Or Anything." That Means... Asuka-Yes We Did. JapDemon-WHAT!!!!!!! Was THAT Predictible Or What? JapDemon-WHAT THE HECK WAS I THINKING?!? Maybe If JapDemon Wouldn't Have Been Talking, He Would Have Noticed Eva Unit Two Charging At Him At Full Speed. JapDemon-Oh Crap... Luckily For JapDemon, Eva Unit Two Missed JapDemon By About 1/4 Of An Inch. JapDemon-Phew... Asuka Didn't Give JapDemon Much Time At All To Recover, However, Because Two Seconds Afterwards Evas One And Two Came Storming Down Upon JD Here's A Picture As JapDemon Sees It- BLAM!!!!! Both Evas One And Two Hit JapDemon At Full Force, Sending Him Skidding Across The Unusually Rocky Terrain. JapDemon-Ouch..... Just Then, For No Reason At All, PenPen Walked Right Next To JapDemon. JapDemon-It's Time To Fight Back!!!!! JapDemon Picks Up PenPen And... JapDemon-SUPER GIGA POWERED PENPEN SHOCKWAVE BLAST OF DOOM!!!!!!!!! In A Blast Of Energy, JapDemon Throws PenPen Into The Air, Flying Straight And True..... Asuka-But Penguins Can't Fly! JapDemon-Well They Can If Thrown At The Right Angle With The Proper Air Speed Velocity..... Asuka-WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!! AND WHAT IS THAT ATTACK SUPPOSED TO DO ANYWAYS!?! JapDemon-Just Wait A Moment And See..... "2 Hours Later" JapDemon-I Think I Threw Him Into Orbit..... Asuka-Why Me..... Okay Everyone! NOW!!!!! JapDemon-Where Did You Get All Of That!?! Asuka-Well, Two Hours Gave Us A Lot Of Time To Prepare. JapDemon-Why Didn't I Notice? Asuka-You Were Staring Up At The Sky. JapDemon-Well, Before You Do Anything, Can I Just Do One Last Thing? Asuka-What? JapDemon-Post Up This Image!!!!! Rei-Why You.....! (You Know That You're Doomed When You Make Even Rei This Mad!) Asuka-THAT DOES IT!!!!! Shinji-I Didn't Mind It! Poor Shinji Was The First One To Go, As Eva Unit Two Sends Him Flying Across The Landscape. Eva Unit Zero Takes Over His Position On The Big Gun. Asuka-That Will Teach Him To Make Comments Like That! And This Will Teach YOU To Post Up Images Like That!!!!! Asuka Was, Of Course, Refering To JapDemon, Who Was Now Wondering What He Should Do. Just One Second Later, JapDemon Came Up With A Master Plan. JapDemon-I'VE GOT IT!!!!! I'll Just..... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!! Rei-DIRECT HIT! JapDemon- (Burnt up laying on the ground) Run..... Asuka And Rei Decided That JapDemon Has Finally Learned His Leason, And Went Home. JapDemon Struggles To Get Up, And When He Finally Does, He Looks Up At The Sky, Where He Ses A Mysterious Black Ball Falling At About 500 MPH. THUD!!!!! The Black Ball Was PenPen, Who Has Finally Made A Landing Right On Top Of JapDemon. PenPen Gets Up, Brushes Himself Off, And Walks Away Unharmed. JapDemon-(Once Again Laying On The Ground) Ouch..... JapDemon Struggles To His Feet. JapDemon-THAT DOES IT!!!!! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO WOULD WRITE A STORY LIKE THIS!!!!! Written By:JapDemon JapDemon-That's Just More Proof That The End Is Near. The End JapDemon-At Least I Was Right About Something! Go Home