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Outlaw Star parodies
The Power of Cheese
*Gene is walking down the street and is attacked by pirates*
Gene: AH!!!
*Gene takes out a gun and fires all the bullets he has. Then
backs up*
Gene: Man!!!
*Gets a bright idea and loads his gun with cheese*
Gene: EAT THIS!!!
*Gene fires the gun a blows the pirates away*
Jim: The power of CHEESE!!!!!!!
Reeses
Jim: How Aisha ClanClan eats a reeses...
*Aisha sits stareing at a reeses chocolate candy*
Aisha: Ill beat u!!! Im a Ctarl-Ctarl!!!!
*Aisha turns into a monster and woofs down the reeses*
Jim: er.....there no wrong way to eat a reeses.
Got Milk?
*Gene and Jim dont have anything to eat exept a few cookies*
*Gene takes a cookie and starts eating it*
*Gene goes to get some milk and finds the milk is gone*
*Jim stands in the corner and drinks the last of the milk*
*Jim holds the glass up* Got Milk?
Drink Milk
Aisha: Hi there!!! Im a strong Ctarl-Ctarl and i drink milk!!!!
*Jim and Gene are off stage snickering*
Aisha: oh shut up u two!! anyway as i was saying drink milk to
be
strong....
*Jim and Gene are now out in the audiance making faces*
Aisha: Why you little!!!!! OKAY THATS IT!!!
*Aisha stomps on the stage and runs after Gene and Jim. She starts
fighting them
and leads the fight to the stage*
*the fight stops*
Aisha: Drink Milk!!
*the fight rages on*
Auction
Melfina: OKAY!!!!! Tonight we are auctioning two young men!!!!!
Gene
Starwind and Jim Hawking!!! Gene is an average 20-year old guy
and Jim
here is a 11-year old kid whos a mecanical genius!!!!
*applause*
Melfina: Ready?? Okay!!! You gals ready!?!?
*yells and screams from the women*
Melfina: First to my right is GENE STARWIND!!!!!!!!! *points
to Gene*
*crickets chirp*
Melfina: *Blinks* er......and heres JIM HAWKING!!!!!!
*women start to scream and yell*
1st Woman: IL GIVE 10,000 whong!!!!!!
2nd Woman: IL GIVE 50,000!!!!!!!
*Gene glares at Jim*
3rd Woman: 5,000,000 whong!!!!!
4th Woman: 1,000,000,000 for 'em!!!!!
Melfina: SOLD FOR 1,000,000,000 whong!!!!!!
*Genes jaw drops and he gapes at Jim*
*An old lady come out of the crowd*
Lady: Come here hot-lips!!!
*Jim lets out a yell*
Jim: MEL!!!!
*The old lady runs up to Jim*
Lady: Come on!!
*Jim starts running and yelling with the old lady and all the
other
women at his heels*
Melfina: Um.....
*Gene shrugs*
Gene: oh well guess ya have to learn the hard way
Duo Maxwell's encounter with Oulaw Star(fanfic)
*Gene, Jim, Melfina, Aisha, and Duo are adrift in space*
Duo: Man this sucks
Jim; Shut up!! You've complained all the way!!
Duo: All the way to WHERE??
*Jim mumbles something*
Aisha: You two've been fussin the whole time we've been out here
Jim: Well if HE wouldnt quit complainin'!!!!
Duo: Hey I didn't start it baka!!!!!
Gene: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jim and Duo stare at Gene*
*Theres a big explosion and the tank Melfina's in breaks and
the gel
goes all over Duo*
Duo: NOOOO!!!! My HAIR MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jim falls over laughing*
Duo: SHUT UP BAKA!!!!!!*starts whining* it takes me HOURS to
wash my
hair.....now its ruined....
Aisha: Ill cut it for ya!!!!*takes out some sissors*
Duo: AH NO!!!! ANYTHING!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!! *backs up
to the
wall and grabs his hair* YOU'LL NEVER GET IT !!!!!! OMAE O
KOROUSU!!!!!!!!!!!
*Jim laughs harder than ever*
*Aisha steps closer and holds the sissors out*
Duo: AH!!!! GET AWAY!!!!!!! *backs into the corner whimpering*
Aisha: Im a Ctarl-Ctarl!!!! U dont......
*Duo throws some gel in her hair*
Aisha: AH!!! EW!!!! MEOW MEOW!!!!!! GET IT OFF!!!!
*Jim rolls in the floor laughing as hard as humanly possible*
*Duo glares at Jim*
*Aisha throws gel on Gene*
Gene: WHAT THE!?!?!
*One of Gilliams heads float over*
Gilliam: I say what in the world....
*Gilliam get gel all over him*
Duo: OH MY HAIR!!! *attemps to get the gel out*
Aisha:GET IT OFF!!!! ITS WET!!!!*runs around screaming*
Gene:........
*Jim continues to laugh*
Melifina: My goodness.....
Gene's gun and Heero Yuy(fanfic)
*Heero walk up to a tables, whistle, and steals Genes gun*
Heero: heheheheh.....lets see how this baby works
*Heero pulls the trigger and hears a faint click*
Heero: Huh??(Heero dont know about casters)
*looks into the gun and lets go of the trigger*
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!
*Heero looks up and his face is all black*
*Jim walks in and laughs*
Jim: baka!!!
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