THE FIRST SCENE IS AT UCCHAN'S OKONOMIYAKI SHOP.
UKYO: IT'S JUST TOO BORING AROUND HERE.
SAKURA: I NEVER GET ANYMORE EXCITEMENT.
UKYO: HOW CAN YOU NOT GET ANY EXCITEMENT? YOU HAVE SHINNOSUKE!
SAKURA: THAT'S TRUE- HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SHINNOSUKE LIKE THAT?!
UKYO: OH WELL...OH! LOOK! THERE'S AKANE!!
AKANE WALKS INTO UCCHAN'S.
AKANE: HELLO LADIES.
SAKURA: WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
AKANE: WHAT?
UKYO: YOU NEVER SAY "HELLO LADIES". WE'RE MORE MATURED THAN YOU ARE!
AKANE: OH. WELL. YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUB IT IN. SO ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?
SAKURA: NOTHING. IT'S SO FREAKIN' BORING IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A CITY.
AKANE: MOVE OUT.
SAKURA: DON'T WANNA.
UKYO: I WANNA GO OUT.
AKANE: THE DOOR'S RIGHT OVER THERE UKYO.
UKYO; NO. I MEANT LIKE SOMEWHERE FAR AWAY LIKE A BEACH RESORT.
SAKURA: YEAH...ME TOO.
UKYO: WELL THEN WHY DON'T WE GO?
AKANE: BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY.
SAKURA: I DON'T HAVE IT BUT I CAN GET IT.
AKANE: HOW?
SAKURA: HAVING MY COUSIN STEAL IT FOR ME. DUH. GEEZ AKANE, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW ME BY NOW.
AKANE: I THOUGHT SO TOO.
UKYO: I HAVE THE MONEY.
AKANE: SO DO I.
SAKURA AND UKYO: I'M SURE YOU DO.
AKANE: SO WHO ELSE IS GONNA COME WITH US?
UKYO: I DON'T KNOW. LET'S ASK SOME OF OUR FRIENDS.
SAKURA: IS IT ME OR DID THE HEAT JUST MELTED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR BRAIN CELLS? WHERE ARE WE GOING?
UKYO: TO A BEACH RESORT.
SAKURA: YEAH BUT WHICH ONE?
AKANE: OH...UM, LET'S GO TO KOKO ISLAND. I HEAR IT'S NICE AND RELAXING DOWN THERE.
SAKURA: HOW MUCH IS IT?
AKANE: I'D SAY ABOUT 50,000 YEN PER PERSON
UKYO: THAT'S PRETTY CHEAP TO STAY AT A RESORT. IT NORMALLY COSTS WAY MORE THAN THAT.
AKANE: WELL, LET'S JUST GO THERE FOR THE SAKE OF PRICE OKAY?
SAKURA: FINE. LET'S GO TELL EVERYONE ELSE.
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TENDO DOJO.
RANMA: AN ISLAND RESORT EH?
SAKURA: YEAH. IT'LL BE FUN.
RANMA: ARE YOU GOING?
SAKURA: WELL IF I INVITED YOU OF COURSE I'M GOING. YOU THINK I INVITED YOU SO THAT I CAN RAID YOUR HOME WHILE YOU'RE GONE?
RANMA: IT'S BEEN KNOWN TO HAPPEN.
SAKURA: WELL IT'S NOT.
RANMA: FINE. WHY DIDN'T AKANE INVITE ME HERSELF?
SAKURA< BECAUSE SHE WAS SMART ENOUGH NOT TO>: OH. SHE WENT AND TOLD SOME OTHER PEOPLE AND I HAPPEN TO RUN INTO YOU..
RANMA: OH. OKAY. I'LL GO CHANGE NOW.
SAKURA: WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING.
RANMA: OKAY. SEE YA.
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#17 AND JEWEL'S APARTMENT
AKANE: SO WE'LL BE LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING AROUND 6:00.
#17: WHY SO EARLY?
AKANE: WE WANT TO GET THERE EARLY AND STUFF.
JEWEL: OH. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL LACE TO TELL US?
AKANE: WHAT? I CAN'T TELL YOU?
JEWEL: IT'S NOT THAT. WE JUST DON'T TRUST YOU.
AKANE( WITH HER FEET FOOLING AROUND #17'S FEET): WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT?
#17: GIRL! GET YOUR SLUTTY FEET OFF MINE OR ELSE I'LL BLOW THEM OFF!!
AKANE: OH I'M SORRY!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE TABLE LEG.
JEWEL: YOU'RE INTO TABLES THAT MUCH?
AKANE: NO....SO ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?
JEWEL: YES.
#17: I GUESS SO. I'LL INVITE KUMON OKAY?
AKANE: OH NO....
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CLOUD'S AUTO BODY SHOP.
UKYO: WHERE'S SHINNOSUKE, CLOUD?
CLOUD: BACK THERE.
UKYO GOES "BACK THERE".
UKYO: YO( TALKING TO A GUY UNDERNEATH A CAR. IT WAS SHINNOSUKE) MISTER SWEATY MAN.
SHINNOSUKE PULLS FROM UNDERNEATH THE CAR.
SHINNOSUKE: HEY UKYO.
UKYO: HOW'D YOU TURN BLACK?
SHINNOSUKE: IT'S GREASE YOU HALF-WIT.
UKYO: I KNEW THAT.
SHINNOSUKE: SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
UKYO: AKANE, SAKURA, AND I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WANNA COME WITH US TO KOKO ISLAND.
SHINNOSUKE: AM I THE ONLY GUY INVITED?
UKYO: NO.
SHINNOSUKE: DAMN.
UKYO: SO ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?
SHINNOSUKE: YEAH I'LL BE THERE.
UKYO: WEAR A NICE SET OF SPEEDOS.
CLOUD( FROM OTHER ROOM): I HEARD THAT!
UKYO: UH..FOR SAKURA TO SEE. I KNOW SHE'LL LIKE IT.
SHINNOSUKE: OKAY.....
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GOTEN AND MAI'S HOUSE.
MAI: AN ISLAND RESORT? THAT'S COOL.
AKANE: YEAH.
MAI: I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ONE.
AKANE: YEAH.
MAI: I HEAR IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL-
AKANE: YEAH YEAH. YOU COMIN' OR NOT?
GOTEN: DO THEY HAVE SATELLITE TV THERE?
AKANE: WHY?
GOTEN: I'M NOT GONNA MISS TELLO-KITTY!
AKANE: HAVE GOHAN TAPE IT FOR YOU. OR UUBU OR SOMEBODY!! JUST TAPE IT!!!
GOTEN: DON'T HAFTA BE MEAN.
MAI: WE'LL GO AKANE.
AKANE: OKAY. THAT'S GOOD. SEE YA.
GOTEN: YO. YOU'RE FORGETTING SOMETHING.
AKANE: WHAT?
MAI: WHEN ARE WE GOING?
AKANE: OH. WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING AT 6:00.
MAI: OKAY THEN. SEE YA.
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KAME HOUSE
SAKURA( TIRED)< IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET HERE. BETTER BE WORTH THE TRIP!!>
AS SHE WAS WALKING TOWARDS THE KAME HOUSE, SOMETHING GRABBED HER LEG.
SAKURA: GAAAAHHH!!
MASTER ROSHI: SUCH A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG THING YOU ARE!! I LOVE THEE!!
KINI( KICKING HIM INTO THE SAND): EAT SAND.( LOOKS UP AT SAKURA) YO.
SAKURA: HEY. IS TRUNKS HERE? I WANNA TELL YOU GUYS SOMETHING.
KINI: OKAY..LET ME GO GET HIM.( GOES INSIDE THE KAME HOUSE AND COMES BACK OUT DRAGGING TRUNKS)
TRUNKS: AWW C'MON! THUNDERCATS IS STILL ON!
KINI: YOU HAVE THAT ON VIDEO..YOU HAVE IT ON LASERDISC FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!
TRUNKS: FINE.
SAKURA: UMM, YEAH.
TRUNKS: OH. HEY SAKURA.
SAKURA: UMM, YEAH. AKANE, UKYO, AND ME WANNA KNOW IF YA'LL WANNA COME WITH US TO KOKO ISLAND.
KINI: I'LL GO.
TRUNKS: DOES IT HAVE SATELLITE TV?
SAKURA: WHY?
TRUNKS: I'M NOT GONNA MISS THUNDERCATS.
KINI: TELL BRA TO TAPE IT FOR YA.
TRUNKS: ARE YOU MAD?! THE LAST TIME I TOLD HER TO TAPE THUNDERCATS, SHE ENDED UP TAPING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HOW THUNDER AFFECTS CATS.
KINI: THEN TELL YOUR MOTHER TO DO IT.
TRUNKS: FINE. BE RIGHT BACK. ( FLIES TO CAPSULE CORP.)
SAKURA: UGH. TELL HIM THAT WE'RE LEAVING TOMORROW MORNING AT 6:00.
KINI: OKAY.
SAKURA( LOOKS AT OCEAN): THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG SWIM..
KINI: WANT ME TO TAKE YOU BACK TO NERIMA?
SAKURA; HOW?
KINI( PICKS HER UP BY HER ARMS AND STARTS FLYING) LIKE THIS.
SAKURA: THANK GOD YOU CAN FLY.
KINI: I THANKED HIM ENOUGH!( FLIES BACK TO NERIMA)
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AND SO...OUR FRIENDS ARE PREPARED TO GO TO THEIR TRIP TO KOKO ISLAND. UNAWARE OF THE FATE TO COME......BY THE WAY, THEY'VE ARRIVED THERE ALREADY.
KOKO ISLAND.
LACE: THIS ISLAND LOOKS LIKE A DUMP.
UKYO AND SAKURA ( MOCKING AKANE): I HEAR IT'S NICE AND RELAXING DOWN THERE.....( CHANGE BACK TO NORMAL VOICES) STUPID BITCH.
AKANE: WELL SORRY! I'VE NEVER BEEN DOWN HERE. I ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT.
RYOGA: FROM WHO?
AKANE: SOME HALF-DEAD SUMO WRESTLER..BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. THE POINT IS THAT YOU TWO WERE TOO CHEAP TO KEEP LOOKING FOR SOME OTHER PLACE TO GO!
SAKURA: GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T DISLOCATE YOUR JAW?
UKYO: RIGHT HERE. CUZ I'M ABOUT TO! ( GOES AFTER AKANE BUT RYOGA HOLDS HER BACK)
#17: I'D RATHER GO TO KAME ISLAND THAN HERE!
KINI: AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH KAME ISLAND?!
#17: NO OFFENSE, BUT NOTHING EVER HAPPENS THERE.
TRUNKS: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.
KINI( ELBOWS HIM IN THE TUMMY): SHUT UP.
RANMA: SO WHERE ARE WE GONNA STAY?
AKANE: WELL, WE HAVE RESERVATIONS AT THOSE TENT CABIN THINGEES ONLY THAT THESE ARE BIGGER AND THERE'S MORE THAN JUST ONE.
GOTEN: SO IN WHICH ONE AM I GONNA STAY?
SAKURA( READING A PAPER): WE RENTED 4 TENT CABIN THINGEES.
UKYO( READING A DIFFERENT ONE): YEAH. ME, SAKURA, RYOGA, AND SHINNOSUKE IN ONE. AKANE, RANMA, MAI, AND GOTEN IN ANOTHER. KINI, LACE, JEWEL, AND TRUNKS IN ANOTHER. KUMON AND #17 STAY AT THE LAST ONE.
MAI: OH GREAT. I HAFTA SHARE ONE WITH PAPA SMURF AND AKANE.
RANMA: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT CREEPELLA. THE FEELING'S MUTUAL.
MAI: OHHHHHHHHH...
GOTEN: CALM DOWN MAI..( TO UKYO) CAN WE HAVE OUR KEYS?
UKYO GIVES GOTEN THE KEYS TO THE TENT CABIN THINGEE.
GOTEN: LET'S GO.
AKANE: MUST HE ACT LIKE A CROSSING GUARD?
MAI: LET'S JUST GO BEFORE HE GETS MAD AT RANMA.
AKANE, MAI, GOTEN, AND RANMA GO TO THEIR DESTINATION.
UKYO HANDS OUT EVERYONE ELSE THEIR KEYS AND LEAVES WITH HER GROUP TO THEIR TENT CABIN THINGEE.
LACE: AT LEAST WE'RE NOT WITH #17 AND KUMON..
JEWEL: YEAH YEAH. LET'S GO.
KINI: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TRUNKS?
TRUNKS: THERE'S NO THUNDERCATS AROUND HERE.
KINI: THERE THERE.
KINI, LACE, JEWEL, AND TRUNKS LEAVE.
KUMON: THIS IS IT DAWG!!
#17: WHAT?
KUMON: WE'RE GONNA SEE THE GIRLS HALF-NAKED HALF-DRESSED AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF!!
#17: OKAY. JUST CONTROL YOUR HORMONES. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANNA RAPE SOMEBODY.
LATER ON THAT DAY..
UKYO( TO RYOGA): MORE INSECT REPELLENT DEAR?
RYOGA( SCRATCHING MOSQUITO BITES): YES PLEASE!!
UKYO GIVES RYOGA THE ENTIRE CAN OF INSECT REPELLENT.
SAKURA: THIS PLACE IS AN INSECT HOLE!!
SHINNOSUKE: OH...DAMN...YOU ALREADY GOT YOUR TAN SAKURA?
SAKURA: NO THAT'S MOSQUITO BITES.
SHINNOSUKE: DAMN..
UKYO: LET'S TAKE A REFRESHING WALK. MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
RYOGA: FINE. YOU LEAD THE WAY.
UKYO AND HER GROUP GO OUT FOR NICE REFRESHING WALK LIKE SHE SAID THEY WERE GOING TO TAKE...
TEN MINUTES LATER THEY ALL RETURN.
SAKURA: DO I HAVE THAT BEEHIVE IN MY HAIR?
SHINNOSUKE: I DON'T SEE IT..
UKYO( PLUCKING LEECHES OFF HER SKIN): WOW...WHATTA WALK.
RYOGA: WELL, NOW THAT WAS A WALK ON THE WILD SIDE..LITERALLY.
AKANE'S TENT CABIN THINGEE...
AKANE: RANMA, CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME A PLUM?
RANMA: SURE.( GOES TO THE PLUM TREE NEXT TO THEIR CABIN AND GETS A PLUM) HERE YOU GO ( GIVES HER THE PLUM)
AKANE: THANK YOU...EWWW!! IT'S GREEN!!!
GOTEN: WHEW. AT LEAST WE GOT AIR-CONDITIONING.
AS SOON AS HE SAID THAT, THE AIR-CONDITIONER BROKE DOWN.
GOTEN: AWW SHIT..
MAI: WELL..I HATE IT HERE.
AKANE: YEAH WELL, I'M NOT ABOUT TO RETURN BACK TO AN EVEN WORSE NERIMA!! HEY!! ( TO TOUCAN STEALING HER SHADES) HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK!!!( CHASES IT OUT THE CABIN)
RANMA: THAR SHE BLOWS..
GOTEN: HEY RANMA, WANNA GO SWIMMING?
RANMA: YEAH, BUT IS IT SAFE?
GOTEN: YEAH. TRUNKS ALREADY SWAM IN IT. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE WATER.
RANMA: UMM, I PASS.
GOTEN: OKAY. COMIN' MAI?
MAI: NO.
GOTEN: FINE. ( GOES OUT TO SWIM)
RANMA: SO I GUESS YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME.
MAI: NOT FOR LONG.( LEAVES)
RANMA: DAMN...I'M ALL ALONE. 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL...
( OUTSIDE)
MAI: I THOUGHT I WAS COMING TO A PARADISE ISLAND..NOT SOME LORD OF THE FLIES REJECT PLACE!!( CLIMBS A SCAR) BUT THEN AGAIN..THERE IS NOT PARADISE NOW IS THERE? WHY AM I TALKING TO MYSELF? I DON'T KNOW. I THINK YOU START DOING THAT WHEN YOU'RE CRAZY...I BETTER STOP...BUT I CAN'T!!! ( CLIMBS AN EVEN BIGGER SCAR) I'M GOING INSANE...HOW FAR HAVE I BEEN WALKING?
MAI WALKS FOR ABOUT TWENTY EXTRA MINUTES TALKING TO HERSELF. SHE KEPT WALKING UNTIL SHE CAME TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND. HERE, SHE SAW THE EXACT IMAGE OF A PARADISE ISLAND SHE HAD IN MIND.
MAI: WHOA! I GOTTA TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS PLACE!!
MAI STARTS TO RUN BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE BUT FINDS HERSELF FALLING INTO A BLACK HOLE.....AND THEN..SHE DISAPPEARED.
DURING SUNSET...
SAKURA: HEY HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN MAI?
KINI: I SAW HER WALKING OFF SOMEWHERE BUT I THOUGHT SHE CAME BACK...
UKYO: THAT'S NOT LIKE MAI TO VANISH WITHOUT TELLING ANYBODY..
SAKURA: MAYBE SHE RETURNED BACK TO HER CABIN.. LET ME GO CHECK! ( WALKS INTO AKANE'S TENT CABIN THINGEE)
SAKURA: IS ANYONE HERE?
RANMA: SSS-SAKURA.
SAKURA: OH. HAVE YOU SEEN MAI AROUND?
RANMA: N-NO.
SAKURA: OKAY BYE.( LEAVES)
SAKURA RETURNS TO HER TENT CABIN THINGEE.
SAKURA: SHE'S NOT THERE.
UKYO: MAYBE GOTEN KNOWS..?
LACE: NOPE. HE'S BEEN SWIMMING FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS NOW.
UKYO: OH.
KINI: TRUNKS MIGHT KNOW...( GOES BACK TO JEWEL'S TENT CABIN THINGEE) YO. HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN MAI?
#17: IS MAI THAT SHORT GIRL WITH SHOULDER LENGTH BLACK HAIR?
KINI: YEAH.
#17: HAVEN'T SEEN HER.
KUMON: NOT HERE.
KINI: WELL, SHE'S MISSING...
TRUNKS: MAI'S MISSING? WHERE DID SHE GO LAST?
KINI: I SAW HER WALKING OFF BUT I THOUGHT SHE RETURNED.
JEWEL: WELL LET'S GO LOOK FOR HER.
SO, EVERYONE SPLITS UP TO LOOK FOR MAI. THEY CHECK FOR ABOUT A HALF HOUR.
SHINNOSUKE: WHY DON'T WE SPLIT UP?
UKYO: YEAH. ME, RYOGA, SAKURA, AND SHINNOSUKE GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS ISLAND WHILE THE REST OF YOU GUYS SEARCH AROUND HERE.
AKANE: OKAY.
SAKURA, UKYO, SHINNOSUKE, AND RYOGA GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND TO SEARCH FOR MAI.
THE OTHER SIDE...
SAKURA: UCCHAN.YOU AND RYOGA SEARCH THE EAST SIDE AND SHINBOY AND I SEARCH THE WEST SIDE.
SHINNOSUKE( GANG-STYLE): WEST SIDE!! LET'S GO!( WALKS OFF)
SAKURA: UGH.( FOLLOWS HIM)
UKYO( SEARCHING): WHERE THE HELL MAI WENT?
RYOGA: I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE SHE WALKED INTO THE ABYSS...
UKYO: YEAH...I'LL MEET YA IN THE ABYSS RYOGA..IDIOT.
RYOGA TURNS AROUND TO LAUGH BUT TURNS BACK AROUND BUT UKYO DISAPPEARED.
RYOGA: ACCK!! UKYO!!! WHERE'D SHE GO?( RUNS OFF TO FIND SHINNOSUKE AND SAKURA)
AS HE WAS RUNNING OFF TO THEM, HE SAW SHINNOSUKE RUNNING TOWARDS HIS DIRECTION.
SHINNOSUKE: ...SAKURA....
RYOGA: ....UKYO..
BOTH: THEY'RE GONE!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
IN TERROR THEY RUN BACK TO THEIR SIDE OF THE ISLAND.
TRUNKS( SEEING THEM): WHAT'S WRONG?
SHINNOSUKE: SAKURA AND UKYO...
RYOGA: THEY...
BOTH: DISAPPEARED!!!!!
TRUNKS: THAT'S IT. WE'RE GOING TO THAT SIDE OF THE ISLAND AND CHECK OUT WHAT'S GOING WRONG ON THAT SIDE!!!
KINI: I'M NOT GOING!
LACE: ME NEITHER.
JEWEL: WHY NOT?
KINI: CUZ EVERYTIME A GIRL GOES OVER THERE, THEY DISAPPEAR!!
GOTEN: DON'T BE CHICKEN.
LACE: WE'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE. YOU TURN AROUND AND GO YOUR OWN WAY.
THE GUYS TURN AROUND.
TRUNKS: OH DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD-( TURNS AROUND): ACCCCKKK!!!
JEWEL: THEY'RE GONE!!
SHINNOSUKE AND RYOGA: SEE?!
#17: WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GO?
KUMON: THEY'RE NOT NINJAS OR ANYTHING..SO THEY COULDN'T HAVE JUST LEFT...
GOTEN: YO. SOMETHING'S UP.
RANMA: YA THINK?!
AKANE WALKS OUT OF HER TENT CABIN THINGEE.
AKANE: HEY KINI I FOUND..( SEES ALL THE GUYS) HUH? WHERE'D-
TRUNKS: AKANE. GO BACK INTO THE TENT.
AKANE: WHY?
GOTEN: ALL THE GIRLS ARE DISAPPEARING...SO GO BACK IN OR ELSE YOU'LL DISAPPEAR!
AKANE: FINE..DON'T COME IN...( GOES BACK INSIDE)
WHEN AKANE WENT INSIDE, SHE FOUND HERSELF WALKING INTO A BLACK HOLE......LUCKILY, BEFORE SHE WAS SUCKED IN, SHE SCREAMED.
RANMA: AKANE!!!
ALL OF THE GUYS RUN TO HER TENT CABIN THINGEE AND LOOK INSIDE. AKANE HAD DISAPPEARED.
TRUNKS: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON?!
KUMON: THEY ALL DISAPPEARING AND SHIT...
#17: LET'S GO LOOK FOR THEM..I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE.
GOTEN: WHICH ONE?
#17: NIHAO MY CONCUBINE
TRUNKS: RANMA, DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENED TO YOU BEFORE?
RANMA: UMM, YEAH.
TRUNKS: SO HOW DID YOU FIND THEM?
RANMA: I DUNNO. I FORGOT.
ALL OF THE OTHER GUYS FALL DOWN.
TRUNKS( ANGRY): I HATE YOU!!!!!
SHINNOSUKE: HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT?
RANMA: WELL..I JUST DID...YOU KNOW.. AND I THINK-
TRUNKS: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!! I'M MAD ENOUGH AT YOU ALREADY!!
GOTEN: LET'S GO TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ISLAND.
KUMON( SCARED): WHY?
GOTEN: SO WE CAN SEE IF THE GIRLS ARE THERE OR IF SOME KIND OF TRIBAL PEOPLE LIVE HERE OR SOMETHING...
KUMON: YOU'RE SCARING ME.
RYOGA: BUT WHAT IF THEY KIDNAP ONE OF US?
TRUNKS: WE'LL FLY.
RYOGA: NOT ALL OF US CAN FLY!!
#17: WE'LL PICK YOU UP THEN.
RYOGA: FINE.
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IN A GRAND PALACE..
AKANE: WELL, I DIDN'T EXPECT TO COME TO THIS KIND OF PLACE!!
MAI: NOBODY DID ( LOOKS AT A HUNK WALK BY)
SAKURA: I LIKE THESE OUTFITS.
UKYO: YOU CALL THAT AN OUTFIT? IT LOOKS MORE LIKE TOILET PAPER WRAPPED AROUND YOU.
SAKURA: LEAVE ME ALONE...JUST LOOK AT AKANE. NOT ONLY IS SHE DANCIN' BUT SHE GOT A SLUTTY OUTFIT ON TO TOP IT OFF.
KINI: WHY ARE YOU DANCIN'?!
AKANE: I WANT TO MAKE IT THE BEST OF A BAD SITUATION.
KINI: HERE'S A BETTER IDEA. TRY THINKIN' OF A WAY TO GET OUTTA HERE.
AKANE; THAT COULD WORK BUT THEY'RE THROWING MONEY AT ME!
KINI: UGH( SWEEPS AKANE AND SHE FALLS) STOP IT.
LACE: I WONDER WHY THEY BROUGHT US HERE.
JUST AS SOON AS LACE SAID THAT, THEY ALL HEARD A LOUD GONG. EVERY GIRL IN THE ROOM( THERE WERE MORE GIRLS) LOOKED AT THE SPOTLIGHT.
ANNOUNCER: GREETINGS LADIES! MY NAME IS LEE CHAOLAN-
THE GIRLS SCREAM.
LEE: THANKS.
AKANE: HOLEY MOLEY!!
MAI: OH MYLANTA!!
SAKURA: THAT NIGGA IS FOIN!!!
UKYO: I TRULY MUST BE IN PARADISE!!!
LEE: HERE IS MY NEPHEW JIN KAZAMA!!
JIN WALKS OUT AND THE GIRLS SCREAM AGAIN.
UKYO: LONG LIVE JIN!!
LACE: THE GOD'S HAVE SPOKEN!!!
AKANE: AH OOGA!!
LEE: UMM, YEAH. HERE'S HWOARANG.
HWOARANG WALKS OUT AND THE GIRLS SCREAM AGAIN.
KINI: I LOVE THEEE!!!!
AKANE: TAKE IT OFF!!
UKYO: YOU ARE MY MASTER!! I AM YOUR SLAVE!!
LEE< THOSE GIRLS ARE ENTHUSIASTIC HUH?>: AND, BAEK DOO SAN!!
BAEK WALKS OUT INTO THE ROOM. INSTEAD OF REALLY WALKING, HE WAS KICKING HIS WAY OUT. ONCE AGAIN, THE GIRLS SCREAM.
SAKURA; SHAKE THAT THING BABY!!!
LACE: KEEP IT MOVIN'!!!
AKANE: HOW HIGH CAN THAT LEG GO?!
LEE: AND, MARSHALL LAW.
LAW COMES INTO THE ROOM AND IS FLIPPING( AS USUAL). AND, AS USUAL, THE GIRLS SCREAM.
AKANE: WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN WITH THEM FLIPS!!
LEE: AND FINALLY, THE OWNER OF THIS PLACE..KAZUYA MISHIMA!!
KAZUYA WALKS INTO THE ROOM AND SITS AT WHAT APPEARS TO BE A THRONE.
ALL THE GIRLS SCREAM AND SHOUT: I LOVE YOU!!
KAZUYA( TO LEE SOFTLY): LEE, WHO DO YOU THINK?
LEE( COVERING THE MIKE): THE SIX IN THE CENTER.
KAZUYA (LOOKS AT THE GROUP): GOOD CHOICES.
LEE: YEAH.
KAZUYA; GET RID OF THE OTHERS.
LEE; OKAY. WHO SHOULD WE GIVE THEM TO?
KAZUYA: GIVE THEM BACK TO THE PEOPLE THAT HAD THEM ALREADY.
LEE: OKAY.( PRESSES A BUTTON AND ALL THE OTHER GIRLS BESIDES OUR MAIN 6 DISAPPEAR)
KINI: YO!! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
AKANE; WE'RE THE ONLY ONES LEFT!!
KAZUYA: AHEM. YOU SIX HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE OUR BRIDES...
MEANWHILE....
#17: DO YOU SEE ANYTHIN' KUMON?
KUMON: NAH.
TRUNKS: I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!
SHINNOSUKE: WHY WOULD YOU WANNA SEE SHIT?
TRUNKS: THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR SARCASM!!
GOTEN: YO!! YA'LL SEE THAT PALACE OVER THERE!?
OTHERS: YEAH!!
GOTEN: LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT!!
OTHERS: AIGHT!!!
BACK AT KAZUYA'S PALACE..
KAZUYA: YOU SIX HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BE OUR BRIDES.
GIRLS: WE HEARD YOU!!
KAZUYA: JUST MAKIN' SURE. LET'S SEE WHICH ONE OF YOU IS WORTHY TO BE WITH US.
GIRLS: UMM, OKAY.
LEE: I'LL GO FIRST! I WANT A GIRL THAT COULD COOK GREAT!! SO FOR THE FIRST EVENT I WANT YOU GIRLS TO COOK.
UKYO: I DO THAT FOR A LIVING!!
LEE: WELL THEN THIS SHOULDN'T BE TOO DIFFICULT FOR YOU.
THE GIRLS USE THE SUPPLIES LEFT TO THEM TO COOK SOMETHING FOR LEE.
AS THEY COOK, LEE WALKS AROUND AND INSPECTS THEM.
LEE WALKS OVER TO MAI.
LEE: COOL..PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH, IS THAT SMUCKERS' JELLY?
HE WALKS OVER TO UKYO.
LEE: OKONOMIYAKI...SAID THAT WAS YOUR SPECIALTY.
UKYO: IT'S ALL I CAN MAKE.
LEE: I SEE. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR OKONOMIYAKI RIGHT?
LEE WALKS OVER TO AKANE.
LEE; HOW LOVELY! A BOWL OF CEREAL! I LOVE CORN POPS!( EATS ONE) I GOTTA HAVE MY POPS! ( SPITS IT BACK OUT)
LEE WALKS OVER TO LACE.
LEE: OH BEAUTIFUL TELL ME. IS THAT A FRENCH DISH?
LACE: YEAH. SOMEONE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK ESCARGOT.
LEE: OH LOVELY. I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO HAVE GARLIC COATED RUBBER.
LEE WALKS OVER TO KINI.
LEE: SCRAMBLED EGGS?
KINI: YEAH.
LEE: I CAN LIVE WITH EGGS, I LOVE EGGS. FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS!
LEE WALKS OVER TO SAKURA.
LEE: WHAT IS THAT?
SAKURA: CROWNED RACK OF LAMB.
LEE: HOW'D YOU LEARN TO MAKE THAT?!
SAKURA: A COOKBOOK UP IN MY BRAIN!! WANNA TASTE?
LEE: SURE.( TASTES SOME OF IT) OOOKKKKAAAAYYY. TIME FOR ME TO MAKE MY DECISION.( WRITES STUFF IN HIS BOOK)
AKANE TO SAKURA: SHOW OFF.
LAW GETS UP FROM HIS CHAIR.
LAW: WAAA!! I WANT A GIRL WHO'S SMART. AND FOR THIS EVENT, I WANT YOU TO INVENT SOMETHING WITH THE SUPPLIES I GAVE YOU.
SO, THE GIRLS BEGIN TO MAKE INVENTIONS WITH THEIR SUPPLIES.
LAW, LIKE LEE, WALKS AROUND AND INSPECTS THE GIRLS.
LAW WALKS OVER TO MAI.
LAW: AND WHAT IS THIS?
MAI: A DOG. IT'S ORIGAMI.
LAW: OOH. HOW IMPOSSIBLE TO DO.
LAW WALKS OVER TO AKANE.
LAW: AND THIS?
AKANE: POPSTICLE STICK HOUSE.
LAW: LOVELY..
LAW WALKS OVER TO SAKURA.
LAW: WHAT DID YOU MAKE?
SAKURA: A PAPER NINJA STAR.
LAW: IN CASE SOMEONE ATTACKS ME, I CAN GIVE THEM A WHOLE BUNCH OF PAPER CUTS.
LAW WALKS OVER TO KINI.
LAW: WHAT DID YOU INVENT?
KINI: UHH, THIS HANGER.
LAW: UH HUH.
LAW WALKS OVER TO UKYO.
LAW: AND I BELIEVE THIS IS A...?
UKYO: A CASTLE OF CARDS.
LAW: OH YEAH. NEED ONE OF THOSE.
LAW WALKS OVER TO LACE.
LAW: WHAT IS THIS?
LACE: THIS IS..( PRESSES A BUTTON)
ROBOT: I AM WARREN D. ROBOT!! REPORTING FOR DUTY..MARSHALL LAW! WAAAAH!!
LAW: COOL!! ( WRITES STUFF IN HIS BOOK)
KINI TO LACE: HOW ON EARTH DID YOU MAKE THAT?
LACE: BULMA MADE ONE LIKE THAT BEFORE WE LEFT...GUESS I STOLE HER IDEA.
LAW: OKAY. I'M MAKING MY DECISION RIGHT NOW. ( WRITES SOMETHING).
BAEK: I WANT A GIRL WITH A BAD ATTITUDE. SO FOR THIS EVENT, I'M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU IN PRIVATE AND SEE WHAT YOUR REACTION IS.
BAEK WALKS OVER TO MAI; LOOKS AT HER AND THEN WALKS OVER TO AKANE.
BAEK: I WANNA LICK YOU UP AND DOWN.
AKANE: GO 'HEAD.
BAEK: UGH. < IF I WANTED A SLUT, SHE'D WIN>
BAEK WALKS OVER TO LACE.
BAEK: YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
LACE: BETTER THAN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE PUSS BAG!!
BAEK WALKS OVER TO SAKURA.
BAEK: LET'S SAY YOU AND I GO BACK THERE AND GET OUR GROOVE ON.
SAKURA: LET'S SAY YOU AND I DON'T YOU FREAKIN' ASSHOLE.
BAEK WALKS OVER TO KINI.
BAEK: HOW 'BOUT I KNOCK YOUR BOOTS.
KINI: HOW 'BOUT I KNOCK YOUR FACE( PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE) DING DONG.
BAEK GETS UP AND WALKS OVER TO UKYO.
BAEK: SPATULA SLUT.
UKYO: OH YEAH? HOW 'BOUT I TWIST OFF YOUR FUCKIN' NECK AND STICK IT UP YOUR FREAKIN' ASS!!!?
BAEK: OOOOKKKKAAAAYYY!! I'VE MADE MY DECISION.( WRITES SOME STUFF IN HIS BOOK)
HWOARANG: ME NEXT. I WANT A GIRL WHO CAN SURPRISE ME. SO, FOR THIS EVENT I WANT YOU TO SURPRISE ME.
AKANE: PIECE OF CAKE.
HWOARANG WALKS OVER TO AKANE.
HWOARANG: SO HOW YOU GONNA SURPRISE ME?
AKANE: IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE?!
HWOARANG: NEVERMIND.
HE WALKS OVER TO UKYO.
HWOARANG: AND WHAT BOUT YOU?
UKYO: THIS. ( SHE JUGGLES HER SPATULAS)
HWOARANG: HOW ENTERTAINING.
HE WALKS OVER TO SAKURA.
HWOARANG: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
SAKURA: THIS!! LOOK AT ME I'M A NINJA!! ( DOES KUNIMITSU'S SHARK ATTACK ACROSS THE ENTIRE ROOM)
HWOARANG: MUST BE RELATED TO YOSHI.
HE WALKS OVER TO KINI.
HWOARANG: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
KINI: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY.
HWOARANG: SO CAN I. IF I JUST SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY. I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY.
KINI: NO..REALLY( FLIES)
HWOARANG: OH SHIT.
HE WALKS OVER TO LACE.
HWOARANG: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
LACE: UMM, I CAN COUNT TO TEN IN SEVEN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES...
HWOARANG: SPARE ME. I HAVE A LIFE.
LACE: GOD I HATE YOU.
HE WALKS OVER TO MAI.
HWOARANG: AND WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
MAI: THIS!!( TAKES OUT A HAT)
HWOARANG: OH.
MAI: LA LALALALALALALALALALALALA <----CAN-CAN THEME.
MAI STARTS PULLING OUT ALL SORTS OF THINGS OUT OF THE HAT. COLORED STRINGS, BUNNIES, PAINTINGS, SHIRTS, HWOARANG'S UNDERWEAR....
HWOARANG: HEY!!( LOOKS DOWN HIS PANTS) HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!( THE UNDERWEAR RETURNS) HOLY SHIT!!!
MAI: TA DA!!( FINISHES)
HWOARANG: I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.( WRITES SOME STUFF IN HIS BOOK)
JIN STANDS UP.
JIN: ME. I WANT A GIRL WHO CAN DANCE REALLY WELL...EVEN EXOTICALLY!!
KAZUYA: THAT'S MY BOY!
SAKURA: THAT'S YOUR SON?!
KAZUYA: YUP.
UKYO: HOW?!
KAZUYA: YEAH. WELL, WE ALL WISHED FOR ETERNAL YOUTH. ON THIS ISLAND THERE'S A SPRING THAT WHEN YOU GO IN AND WISH, YOU'RE WISH IS GRANTED.
LEE: YEAH. BUT DON'T FALL IN ACCIDENTALLY AND THEN SAY " HOLY SHIT" CUZ IT'LL REALLY MESS UP YOUR DAY.
GIRLS: OH.
JIN: LIKE I WAS SAYING, THE GIRL WHO CAN DANCE THE MOST EXOTICALLY, WINS THE EVENT. TO PREVENT EMBARRASSMENT, I'LL WALK UP TO YOU.
JIN WALKS OVER TO MAI.
JIN: DANCE.
MAI: UMM, OKAY!( DOES THE MOONWALK)
JIN: SNORE!
MAI: WHATTA BRAT.
JIN WALKS OVER TO UKYO.
JIN: DANCE.
UKYO DOES THE BUTTERFLY.
JIN: THE BUTTERFLY? NUH UH THAT'S OLD. LET ME SEE YOU TOOTSIE ROLL.
UKYO: I CAN'T DO THAT.
JIN: EXACTLY WHY I SAID IT.
JIN WALKS OVER TO LACE.
JIN: DANCE.
LACE: OKAY..( SINGS IN SPANISH AND DOES THE MACARENA)
JIN: I'M TIRED OF THAT.
JIN WALKS OVER TO KINI.
JIN: DANCE.
KINI: OKAY..( DOES THE RUNNING MAN)
JIN: OLDER THAN DUST...
JIN WALKS OVER TO SAKURA.
JIN: DANCE.
SAKURA: OKAY..( DOES THE "DIP)
JIN: I LIKE THE VIDEO… BUT….NO.
JIN WALKS OVER TO AKANE.
JIN: DANCE.
LET'S JUST SAY THAT AKANE DANCES LIKE THE STRIPPER SHE IS ^_^.
JIN: WHEW!! I'VE MADE MY DECISION. ( WRITES STUFF IN HIS BOOK)
MAI: I WONDER WHO WON THAT ONE( LOOKS AT AKANE)
KAZUYA: WELL. FINALLY, I GO LAST HUH? I WANT A GIRL THAT'S STRONG. SO FOR THIS EVENT, I WANT YOU GIRLS TO PERFORM AN INCREDIBLY STRONG FEAT.
KAZUYA WALKS OVER TO MAI.
MAI: I CAN DO THIS( BENDS AN IRON BAR BUT ONLY HALF-WAY) AWW DAMN..( BREAKS A VASE WITH THE BAR) SEE I DID THAT?
KAZUYA HALF-HEARTEDLY CLAPS.
THEN HE WALKS OVER TO AKANE.
AKANE: FOR THIS I'LL DO THIS..( THROWS A BRICK INTO THE AIR AND SMASHES IT WITH HER ELBOW) TA DA!
KAZUYA: YEAH.
KAZUYA WALKS OVER TO LACE.
KAZUYA: AND WHAT CAN YOU DO?
LACE: THIS. ( PUTS TWO WOODEN BOARDS TO BALANCE ON TWO CONCRETE BLOCKS) HAAIIIIIIII-YAAAAAAAA!!!! ( BREAKS THE TWO BOARDS)
KAZUYA: YAWN.
KAZUYA WALKS OVER TO SAKURA.
KAZUYA: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
SAKURA: UMM, THIS .( PICKS UP A TELEPHONE GUIDE AND RIPS IT IN HALF).
KAZUYA: BORING.
KAZUYA WALKS OVER TO UKYO.
KAZUYA: AND WHAT CAN YOU DO?
UKYO: PUNCH THROUGH THIS WOODEN POLE( DOES SO.)
KAZUYA: HOW ENTERTAINING.
KAZUYA WALKS OVER TO KINI.
KAZUYA: OKAY. WHAT ABOUT YOU? CAN YOU DO ANYTHING STRONG?
KINI: OKAY.( WALKS OVER TO MARBLE WALL. SHE GRABS IT AND PULLS OUT A BIG CHUNK OF THE WALL AND HOLDS IT. THEN SHE GIVES IT TO KAZUYA LIKE IF IT WAS A BABY. INSTEAD OF HIM HOLDING IT, HE DROPS IT, NOT BEING ABLE TO HANDLE ITS WEIGHT)
KAZUYA: DAMN.
KINI: ANYTHING ELSE?
KAZUYA: NO. I STILL WANT THIS PALACE.
LACE TO KINI: SHOW OFF.
KAZUYA: I'VE ALSO MADE MY DECISION.( WRITES STUFF IN HIS BOOK)
LEE HITS THE GONG AGAIN.
LEE: WE HAVE ALL MADE OUR DECISIONS AS TO WHO WILL BE OUR BRIDES!! SINCE I WENT FIRST, I'LL GO TELL YOU ALL FIRST.
LEE READING HIS NOTEBOOK, WALKS OVER TO SAKURA.
LEE: YOU MY GIRL! ( PICKS HER UP)
SAKURA: WHOO HOO!!
LEE TAKES SAKURA TO HIS PART OF THE PALACE.
AKANE: LUCKY BITCH.
BAEK: OKAY. MY TURN.( WALKS OVER TO UKYO) BINGO.
UKYO: YIPEEEE!!( JUMPS INTO HIS ARMS)
BAEK AND UKYO WALK TO HIS PART OF THE PALACE.
HWOARANG: ME NEXT.( WALKS OVER TO MAI) YOU'RE MINE NOW( GIVES HER A TAP KISS) LET'S GO.
MAI FAINTS INTO HIS ARMS AND HWOARANG CARRIES HER OFF TO HIS PART OF THE PALACE.
LAW: ME NEXT!!( FLIPS OVER TO LACE) YOU'S A GENIUS!!( GRABS HER AND TAKES HER OFF TO HIS PART OF THE PALACE)
AKANE TO KINI: I GUESS IT'S JUST US TWO HUH?
KINI: YEAH.
KAZUYA: READY SON?
JIN: YUP.
JIN WALKS OVER TO AKANE.
JIN: YOU'S DA BOMB!! ( TAKES HER BY THE HAND) LET'S GO AND PRACTICE SOME OF THAT DANCING!!
KAZUYA: THAT'S MY BOY!
JIN AND AKANE LEAVE TO HIS PART OF THE PALACE.
KAZUYA: GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME.
KINI: YEAH.
KAZUYA: YOU. ME. NOW. ( LIFTS HER OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND TAKES HER TO HIS CHAMBERS)
AFTER THEY HAD ALL LEFT; THE GUYS HAVE ARRIVED.
GUYS; HALT!!! HUH?
NO RESPONSE.
RYOGA: WHERE'S EVERYONE GONE?
TRUNKS: LET'S LOOK AROUND.
RANMA COMES UP TO A BOWL OF CEREAL.
RANMA: OOH! CEREAL!!( EATS SOME AND SPITS IT BACK OUT) THIS IS AKANE'S SALTY POPS!!
RYOGA: THIS IS UKYO'S OKONOMIYAKI OVER HERE.( SHOWS IT)
JEWEL( TO WARREN): WHO'S THE ROBOT?
WARREN: I'M WARREN D. ROBOT!! REPORTING TO DUTY MARSHALL LAW!! WAAAH!!
JEWEL: WAAAH? ARE YOU INTO BRUCE LEE OR SOMETHING?
WARREN: I 'M WARREN-
JEWEL( TURNS IT OFF): THIS IS DEFINITELY LACE'S ROBOT.
TRUNKS( TO WALL. OR WHAT'S LEFT OF IT): THIS IS KINI'S WORK..
GOTEN( TO COLORFUL STRINGS AND HOPPING BUNNIES): MAI WAS HERE BUT DIDN'T BRING OUT ANY CHOCO CAKE.
#17: OOH! CROWNED RACK OF LAMB!!
KUMON: OOH! SAVE ME SOME!!
THEY EAT IT.
SHINNOSUKE; WE HAVE NO TIME TO STOP AND EAT!! BESIDES, THAT COULD BE ONE OF THE GIRLS!! THEY COULD BE CANNIBALS AND THEY COOKED THEM!!
#17: WELL IF IT.IS...SHE TASTES MIGHTY GOOD!!
SHINNOSUKE: YOU'RE SICK,
#17: NO. I'M HUNGRY.
TRUNKS: WELL, WE KNOW FOR A FACT THEY'VE BEEN HERE. BUT WHERE DID THEY GO?
SHINNOSUKE: PROBABLY HELL.
?????: NO. THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE GOING.
ALL THE GUYS TURN AROUND TO SEE A GIRL WITH A NATIVE AMERICAN PENDANT ON, WEARING SHORT JEANS, AND HIGH-HEEL BOOTS.
SHINNOSUKE: SHE'S JUST A DUMB GIRL.
????: DUMB GIRL?! MY NAME IS MICHELLE CHANG!!
SHINNOSUKE: WHOOPTY DOO. C'MON GUYS, LET'S LOOK FOR OUR GIRLS!!
MICHELLE RUNS UP TO HIM AND PUNCHES HIM; SPINNING AROUND HIM AND PUSHES HIM OFF WITH BOTH HER FISTS. THEN SHE RUNS AFTER A FALLEN SHINNOSUKE AND STEPS ON HIM. THEN SHE PICKS HIM UP, AND PUTS HIM IN THE FULL NELSON SUPLEX.
SHINNOSUKE( HURT AND ON THE GROUND): HELP MM-ME.
GUYS: WE'LL HELP YA!
????: I DON'T THINK SO.
JEWEL: HUH? WHO ARE YOU?
???: NINA...
????: AND ANNA..
BOTH: WILLIAMS!!!
JEWEL: COOL. WE DON'T NEED YOU.
ANNA: WHAT WAS THAT BOY?!
RYOGA: YOU HEARD HIM.
ANNA: OH YEAH?
ANNA RUNS UP TO RYOGA AND HITS HIM INTO THE AIR WITH HER COMBO; THEN SHE KEPT HIM UP IN THE AIR WITH PUNCHES LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAME ^_^.
RYOGA: LL-LET M-ME HIT THE FLOOR!!
JEWEL: RYOGA!! HUH?
NINA: HELLO.( GRABS HIS NECK AND FLIPS OVER; LAUNCHING HIM TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM. THEN SHE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND STEPS ON HIM)
TRUNKS: YOU MORAL-LESS BITCH!!!( BLASTS AT HER AND SHE FALLS) HEH.( HEARS GROWLING)HUH?
#17: TRUNKS...THERE IS....A BIG TEDDY BEAR BEHIND YOU.
TRUNKS: TEDDY BEAR?( TURNS AROUND) HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD!( IS SHOCKED AT THE SIGHT OF A HUMONGUS POLAR BEAR IN FRONT OF HIM)
#17: TOLDJA.
TRUNKS: HELLLLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
#17 LAUGHS AT HIM INSTEAD.
THE BEAR( KNOWN AS KUMA BECAUSE HE HAS ON A SCARF THAT SAYS "KUMA") PICKS UP TRUNKS AND PUTS HIM IN THE BEAR HUG.
TRUNKS: I'M *CRACK* NOT GOHAN!!!!* CRUNCH*
KUMA DROPS TRUNKS AND MIRACULOUSLY, TRUNKS GETS BACK UP. IF THINGS COULDN'T GET WORST, KUMA DOES HIS SALMON HUNTING MOVE ON TRUNKS AND SENDS HIM FLYING.....
MEANWHILE IN LEE'S CHAMBERS....
LEE: BEFORE WE GET MARRIED, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT?
SAKURA: REALLY? THEN I WANT A BIG PARTY OF MALE HEIREM DANCERS!!
LEE: WHY?
SAKURA: I DON'T KNOW. EVER SINCE I WAS A KID, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED MALE HEIREM DANCERS.
LEE: DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT SAKURA?
SAKURA: NO.
LEE: I LIKE YOU...
IN JIN'S CHAMBERS...
OKAY. THEY'RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING. THEY'RE JUST DANCING.
IN HWOARANG'S CHAMBERS...
HWOARANG: DO ANOTHER TRICK!
MAI( TIRED): AGAIN?
HWOARANG: PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR HAT!!
MAI: YOU'VE SEEN ME PULL OUT CAMELS, ELEPHANTS, AND JAGUARS OUT OF THIS HAT..NOW YOU WANT A RABBIT?!
HWOARANG: YEAH!
MAI: I'M GONNA HATE YOU.
HWOARANG( KISSES HER ON THE LIPS SOFTLY): WHY?
MAI: OH DID I SAY I'LL HATE YOU? THEN THAT'LL PASS.
HWOARANG: I LIKE YOU..
IN BAEK'S CHAMBERS...
UKYO: HOW HIGH CAN YOU REALLY KICK?
BAEK: THIS HIGH..( DOES HIS DYNAMITE HEEL) SEE?
UKYO: WOW.
BAEK: NOW TALK DIRTY.
UKYO( TIRED): FINE..YOUR MOMMA SO DUMB SHE THOUGHT TACO BELL WAS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY!!
BAEK: I NEED TO WRITE THESE DOWN!!( WRITES THEM DOWN) MORE!
UKYO: UMM, YOUR MOMMA SO SMALL SHE COULD HANG-GLIDE ON A DORITO!
BAEK: MORE....< I LIKE THIS GIRL>
IN LAW'S CHAMBERS...
LAW: AND SO, PAUL DID THIS FLIP( DOES THE FLIP) AND FELL OH HIS FACE! HE'S REALLY DUMB!
LACE: REALLY FUNNY, IT WAS ALSO FUNNY THE FIRST FOUR TIMES I HEARD IT..
LAW: OH.. WANT ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO FLIP?
LACE: YOU TAUGHT ME ALREADY....
IN KAZUYA'S CHAMBERS...
KAZUYA: I WILL BEAT YOU BEFORE WE MARRY!!
KINI: KEEP TRYIN'!
KAZUYA PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH HIS WALL.
KINI PUNCHES A BIGGER HOLE THROUGH THE WALL.
KAZUYA: THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE....
BACK AT THE MAIN HALL FIASCO..
TRUNKS, RYOGA, JEWEL, SHINNOSUKE: HEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!
#17; HEH HEH. LOSERS.
GOTEN: WE SHOULD HELP THEM.
KUMON: SO WE COULD GET BEATEN UP TOO?
GOTEN: I'M GOIN' TO HELP. ( WALKS OUT TO HELP THEM BUT RUNS INTO A GUY WITH WEIRD BLOND HAIR AND BLUE EYES) WHO'RE YOU?
???: I'M PAUL PHOENIX.
GOTEN: OH THAT'S COOL. BYE( BEGINS TO WALK)
PAUL: WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING SPIKEY?( GRABS GOTEN AND DOES HIS JUDO LAUNCH TECHNIQUE)
GOTEN( FLYING): NOOOOOOOO!!!!
KUMON: HAHAHAHAH! THAT SERVES YA RIGHT FOR NOT STAYING HERE!! NOW YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!( SOMEONE GRABS HIM BY THE COLLAR. IT'S A BLACK GUY WITH A MOHAWK, TATTOOS, AND TRUNKS THAT SAY " BRUCE")
BRUCE: THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK LITTLE MAN!!
KUMON: DON'T HURT ME MISTER BRUCE!!
BRUCE, IGNORING KUMON, STARTS BANGING HIS KNEES INTO HIS STOMACH AND ELBOWING HIM LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW.
KUMON( ON FLOOR): I'M GONNA DIE....
#17: HEHE HEHE. SERVES YA RIGHT!! I'M DA BOMB! I AIN'T GONNA DIE !! HAHAHAHAHAHA-HUH?( SEES A BIG GUY IN FRONT OF HIM)
#17 LOOKS UP TO SEE A BUFF MAN WITH A JAGUAR MASK ON AND WRESTLING TIGHTS ON.
#17( CRYING): DON'T KILL ME..I'M TOO HANDSOME TO DIE!!
???( MEXICAN ACCENT): ALL THE MORE REASON TO KILL YOU! FEEL THE WRATH OF KING!!( WELL, KING GRABS #17 AND ROLLS HIM AROUND WITH THOSE MULTI-LINK THROWS HE HAS)
GOTEN: HAHAHAHA!!!! HUH?( TO PAUL) WHY IS YOUR FIST FLAMING UP?
PAUL: FOR THIS!!! ( DOES HIS FLAME PUNCH UNBLOCKABLE AT GOTEN AND SENDS HIM FLYING AGAIN)
JEWEL IS BUSY TASTING HIS BLOOD AS NINA'S ATTACKS BEAT HIM WITH HER COMBOS.
JEWEL: WOMAN! WOULD YOU STOP?! ARE YOU HOOKED ON SUGAR!?
SHINNOSUKE IS BUSY GETTING HIS OWN BEAT DOWN..
SHINNOSUKE: WOMAN!! STOP SENDING ME AWAY!! IS ALL YOU KNOW IS UPPERCUTS AND SUPLEXES?!
MICHELLE: LET'S SEE...( DOES HER HEAVEN CANNON UNBLOCKABLE ON HIM) YEAH I GUESS SO.
SHINNOSUKE: NOOOOOOO!<-=====AS HE'S FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.
RYOGA: RANMA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU COWARD!!!!! ( ANNA DOES HER HUNTING SWAN UNBLOCKABLE ON RYOGA) OWWW!! I CAN'T FEEL MY RIBS!!!
RANMA( UNDERNEATH A TABLE): THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN ME YET !! HUH?
SUDDENLY, SOMEONE PULLS UP THE TABLE AND LOOKS STERNLY AT HIM. IT WAS A GIGANTIC ROBOT.
ROBOT: BOOOO.
RANMA: OH! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID ANDROID!!( PUNCHES HIM AND ALMOST BREAKS HIS FIST) OWWWW!!!
ROBOT: I AM JACK-2!!! ( WINDS UP HIS ARM) ONE TWO THREE FOUR-RANMA: WHY ARE YOU COUNTING?
ALMOST AS IF HE WAS BATTED, RANMA FLIES ACROSS THE ROOM AS THE IMPACT OF JACK'S METAL HAND MEETS WITH HIS FACE.
RANMA( FLYING): WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
JACK WALKS UP TO RANMA AND PICKS HIM UP BY THE COLLAR. THEN HE DOES HIS RISING HELL TECHNIQUE ON HIM.
RANMA: WWHHOOOOOOOAAAAA!!!!!( FINALLY LANDS)
JACK: OH . IT'S NOT OVER YET! ( DOES HIS BACK BREAKER TECHNIQUE ON RANMA)
RANMA: MY BACK IS LOOSE!!
WELL, OUR " HEROES" GOT THE BEAT DOWN THEY GOT FROM THESE CHARACTERS AND COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. LUCKILY, AN ALARM WENT OFF AND THE ASSASSIN'S LEFT.
GUYS: THANK GOD!!!!!
RANMA: I'M ALIVE!!
#17( TWITCHING AND TRYING TO WALK): I'LL BE OKAY! ALL I NEED IS A HOT BATH AND A CHIROPRACTOR!!
OTHERS: SO DO WE.
SHINNOSUKE: WELL, LET'S HEAL UP AND GO GET OUR GIRLS!
AND AFTER ABOUT AN HOUR...OUR HEROES ARE FULLY RECOVERED.
RYOGA: WHERE DO YOU THINK OUR GIRLS WENT?
SHINNOSUKE: WELL I CAN'T TELL YA CUZ I DON'T KNOW!!
RYOGA: DON'T GET SMART.
#17; WELL YOU GUYS GO AHEAD, AND KUMON AND I WILL KEEP WATCH.
TRUNKS: AIGHT.
THE OTHERS LEAVE.
KUMON: WHAT IF THE GIRLS COME DOWN HERE BEFORE THE GUYS FIND THEM?
#17: THEN WE'LL HAVE TO DO THE PROPER THING.
KUMON: WHICH IS..
#17( SMACKS HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD): WHAT'RE YOU?! MENTAL?!
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BAEK'S CHAMBERS...
BAEK: SO YOU RUN AN OKONOMIYAKI SHOP?
UKYO: YUP.
BAEK: IS THAT ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK?
UKYO: YUP.
BAEK: GOD YOU'RE PATHETIC.
UKYO: I'M NOT PATHETIC YOU DICK WEENIE!!
BAEK: OOH. THAT'S A GOOD ONE!
RYOGA BURSTS INTO THE ROOM.
RYOGA: UKYO!! HUH?
BAEK: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
RYOGA: I'M UKYO'S MAN.
BAEK: OH NO YOU NOT.
RYOGA: SAYS WHO?
BAEK: ME.
RYOGA: WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
BAEK: THIS! ( GETS UP AND DOES HIS HUNTING HAWK TECHNIQUE ON RYOGA)
RYOGA( GETTING HURT): WHAT'S UP WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE'S " HUNTING" MOVES?!
BAEK: IT'S SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
UKYO: BAEK!!
BAEK( ABOUT TO DO HIS DYNAMITE HEEL ON RYOGA) WHAT? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?
UKYO: I KNOW BUT YOU MIGHT HURT HIM.
BAEK( STOPS): FINE. I'M ONLY GONNA DO IT BECAUSE I LIKE YOU.
UKYO: OKAY. GET UP RYOGA.
RYOGA REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS AND WAKES UP.
UKYO: SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW?
BAEK: DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. I'M GONNA CHILL HERE. ( CONTINUES DRAWING)
RYOGA: HUH? UKYO. WHAT HAPPENED?
UKYO: NOTHING YOU LITTLE PEON. LET'S GO.
UKYO AND RYOGA LEAVE THE ROOM.
LAW'S CHAMBERS...
LAW: SO DO YOU WANT ME TO TEACH YOU DRAGON'S TAIL?
LACE: YOU TAUGHT ME THAT ALREADY. TEACH ME DRAGON'S FALL.
LAW: WAAH. I CAN'T REMEMBER THAT ONE.
LACE: OH COME ON! IT'S THAT MOVE THAT YOUR VIDEO GAME COPY HAS IN TEKKEN 2 { ^_~-JUU}!!!
LAW: WAAA?
LACE: THE ONE YOU FALL ONTOP OF THEM...?
LAW: WAA! I REMEMBER! OKAY! ( GETS AN AIR MATTRESS AND LAYS IT ON THE FLOOR) STAND ON THIS AND I JUST MIGHT NOT HURT YOU.
LACE: OKAY.( STANDS ON THE AIR MATTRESS)
LAW: OKAY. HERE GOES! ( DOES HIS DRAGON'S FALL TECHNIQUE ON HER LIGHTLY SO HE WON'T HURT HER.)
JEWEL WALKS IN AT EXACTLY THE SAME TIME THE END PART OF THE TECHNIQUE SHOWS UP====> THE PART WHERE HE LAYS ON TOP OF YOU.
JEWEL: OH I SEE. I'M JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU HUH?
LACE: HUH?! JEWEL!!
LAW: WAAA...
JEWEL: SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THE ROBOT WAS MENTIONING... I SEE YOU LIKE BRUCE LEE.
LAW: WAA.
JEWEL: SO LACE, MY LITTLE FLYING YOU AROUND STUFF IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE? YOU'D RATHER BE WITH A BRUCE LEE REJECT?
LAW: WAA! I AM NOT A BRUCE LEE REJECT! AND HOW DARE YOU SPEAK THE MASTER'S NAME LIKE THAT?!
JEWEL: I DON'T KNOW. JUST SHUT UP. I'M TALKING WITH LACE OVER HERE.
LAW: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU, YOU LITTLE BRAT!
JEWEL: YEAH YEAH..WHATEVER. LACE, COULD WE BE ON OUR WAY?
LAW: WAAAA!!( DOES HIS DOUBLE IMPACT= TWO FLIP KICKS. ON JEWEL)
JEWEL: OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
LACE: OH....LAW, PLEASE DON'T HURT HIM.
LAW: OKAY.( STOPS CHARGING UP) I WILL. YOU LOVE HIM?
LACE: WELL, YEAH...
LAW( LOOKS SAD): WAA..
LACE: COME ON JEWEL...JEWEL!! WAKE UP!!
JEWEL WAKES UP.
JEWEL: WA- I MEAN..WHAT HAPPENED?
LAW: WAA. I JUST HIT YOU WITH MY DOUBLE FLIP KICKS FOR BEING DISRESPECTFUL.
JEWEL: OH.( RUBS HIS HEAD) I SEE.
LACE: LET'S GO JEWEL. SEE YA 'ROUND LAW.( SHE AND JEWEL LEAVE)
LAW: WAA! YOU'LL BE SEEING ME AROUND....
HWOARANG'S CHAMBERS...
HWOARANG: SO WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO MAI?
MAI: BLOW PEOPLE UP WITH MY FINGER.
HWOARANG: CHEE-YEAH RIGHT.
MAI: FINE; DON'T BELIEVE ME.
HWOARANG: OKAY. WHEN WE GET MARRIED WE'RE GONNA LIVE IN KOREA OKAY?
MAI: UMM, BUT I-
GOTEN WALKS INTO THE ROOM.
GOTEN: SHE AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE!
HWOARANG: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
GOTEN( ACTS LIKE THE GREAT SAIYAMAN AND DOES HIS POSES AND STUFF): I..AM..SON GOTEN..AND I'M..HER MAN!!!!!( A BEAUTIFUL BACKGROUND APPEARS BEHIND GOTEN AND HE DOES A COOL POSE).
HWOARANG AND MAI GET SWEATDROPS ON THEIR HEADS EXCEPT THAT MAI IS EMBARRASSED.
MAI: GOTEN? YOU COULD CUT THE ACT NOW.
GOTEN( STOPS): FINE.
HWOARANG( SEES MAI WALKING TO GOTEN): WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING MISS MISSY?
MAI: HUH?
GOTEN: WE'RE GOING HOME YOU DUNCE.
HWOARANG: MAI, DO YOU WANNA GO OR NOT?
MAI: WELL...HE IS MY MAN...
HWOARANG( ANGRY): FINE. LEAVE. GET OUT OF HERE. BYE. DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD GOD SPLIT YA. PEACE. SAYONARA. AU REVOIR. CIAO. ADIOS. HASTA LUEGO. HASTA LA VISTA BABY. SEE YA WOULDN'T-
MAI( TO GOTEN-WHISPERING): LET'S GO.
AND SO, MAI AND GOTEN LEAVE HWOARANG SAYING GOOD BYE IN EVERY WHICH WAY HE CAN.
LEE'S CHAMBERS...
LEE: WHY ARE YOU SO SHY?
SAKURA( SHY): I'M NOT SHY.
LEE: SO THEN WHY'RE YOU BLUSHING?
SAKURA( BLUSHING): I'M NOT BLUSHING.
LEE LAUGHS A BIT AND THEN PUTS HIS HAND ON HER SHOULDER. SUDDENLY, SHINNOSUKE WALKS IN.
SHINNOSUKE: AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!
LEE: AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
SHINNOSUKE: AND WHY ARE YOU WITH MY GIRL?!
LEE: AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE ANYMORE?!
SAKURA; AND WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT?!
LEE AND SHINNOSUKE: SORRY.
SAKURA: THAT'S BETTER.
SHINNOSUKE: OKAY SAKURA, LET'S GO.
LEE: HOL' UP HOL'UP HOL' UP. YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE. WE IS TO BE MARRIED IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS IF I'M NOT MISTAKEN?
SHINNOSUKE: YOU'RE NOT MARRYING ANYBODY.
LEE: YOU WANNA FIGHT?
SHINNOSUKE: FINE.
SAKURA< IDIOT...>
LEE RUNS UP TO SHINNOSUKE AND DOES HIS SHIN KICK COMBO ON HIM. THEN HE DOES HIS INFINITY KICKS. WHEN HE FINALLY DECIDED TO STOP, SHINNOSUKE FELL TO THE GROUND. MIRACULOUSLY, HE MANAGED TO GET UP.
LEE: DON'T THINK YOU'RE FINISHED..( BENDS A BIT TO START HIS SILVER CYCLONE KICK) WAAAAAAAYYYAAAAAHH-
SAKURA: STOP!!
LEE STOPS.
LEE: HUH?
SAKURA; DON'T HURT THE POOR GUY.
LEE: .....FINE. YOU'RE RELATED TO YOSHIMITSU RIGHT?
SAKURA: YEAH..SO?
LEE: WELL, IF I WANNA SEND YOU SOMETHING...I'LL SEND IT TO YOU VIA YOSHI. ( LOOKS AT SHINNOSUKE) YOU GUYS CAN GO.
SHINNOSUKE: THANK THE LORD ABOVE!!!!!
JIN'S CHAMBERS...
JIN( FINISHED DANCING): DAMN AKANE. YOU'RE GOOD.
AKANE: YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST TO SAY THAT.
JIN: EH?
AKANE: NEVERMIND.
JIN REACHES OVER AND KISSES AKANE; A LONG TAP KISS. NOT A FRENCH KISS. AT THAT MOMENT, RANMA BURSTS INTO THE ROOM.
RANMA: AKANE!!!
AKANE: RANMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
RANMA: WHAT DO YOU THINK?! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT? I CAME TO TAKE YOU BACK.
JIN: YOU'LL HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME FIRST.
RANMA: NO PROBLEM!!
RANMA RUNS TO ATTACK JIN BUT JIN LAZILY STEPS OUT OF THE WAY; MAKING RANMA RUN INTO THE WALL BEHIND JIN.
AKANE: DON'T FIGHT HIM! I'LL GO BACK WITH YOU!
JIN: YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MEAN THAT!!
AKANE: BUT I'M ENGAGED TO HIM....
JIN: OH. I THINK I'M GETTING SICK..( GOES TO THE BATHROOM)
RANMA REMOVES HIMSELF FROM INSIDE THE WALL.
RANMA: OW. YOU READY TO GO AKANE?
AKANE: YES I AM YOU LITTLE KEEBLER ELF.
JIN( AFTER AKANE AND RANMA LEAVE): I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU AKANE...
KAZUYA'S CHAMBERS..
TRUNKS FINALLY MADE IT TO KAZUYA'S CHAMBERS BUT HE DIDN'T SEE ANYONE IN THERE. INSTEAD HE SAW A VEIL, A SHIRT, 4 SHOES, BRACELETS, A VEST, AND SOME OTHER CLOTHING ARTICLES. HE ALSO HEARD NOISES FROM THE BACK ROOM. THIS IS WHAT HE HEARD..
KAZUYA( GRUNTING): ALMOST THERE....
KINI: YEAH YEAH..
KAZUYA: OOH. I LOVE IT WHEN WE DO THIS...
KINI: A LITTLE BIT MORE..
KAZUYA: I'M COMING...( YOU HEAR A " SLAM") YESSSS!!! YES!!! YES!! I FINALLY DID IT!! AFTER ALL THIS DAMN TIME!!!
TRUNKS( CLUTCHES HIS HEART IN PAIN)< I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE IT WITH HER YET!> TRUNKS RUNS TO THE ROOM.
KINI: I LET YOU WIN.
KAZUYA: YEAH RIGHT.
TRUNKS( ARRIVES): KINI!!
KINI: HUH? TRUNKS? WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?
KAZUYA: WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING OUR ARM WRESTLING MATCH?
TRUNKS: HUH? ARM WRESTLING?!
KINI: YEAH. WHAT DID YOU THINK?
TRUNKS: ....NOTHING.
KAZUYA: HELLO? CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
KINI: GO AHEAD.
KAZUYA: TO GET THE GIRL, YOU HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME!
TRUNKS: FINE.( GOES INTO A FIGHTING STANCE AND STARTS TO CHARGE UP A KAMEHAMEHA WAVE) KA..ME...HA....ME...-
UNFORTUNATELY, AS TRUNKS WAS DOING HIS KAMEHAMEHA CHARGE UP, KAZUYA DID HIS LIGHTNING SCREW UPPERCUT { OUCH!} AND NAILED HIM BIG TIME!
TRUNKS( FLYING IN THE AIR-BECAUSE KAZUYA HAD HIT HIM.): HAAAAAAAA!!! ( HE FALLS)
KINI: TRUNKS, ARE YOU OKAY?
TRUNKS: NOT QUITE..
TRUNKS MANAGES TO GET UP. UNFORTUNATELY, KAZUYA RAN UP TO HIM AND DID HIS ULTIMATE TACKLE ON TRUNKS. AND SO, AS THE MOVE GOES, KAZUYA PUNCHED TRUNKS 6 TIMES.
KAZUYA ( PUNCHING TRUNKS); THIS FEELS GREAT.
KINI: STOP HITTING HIM!!!
KAZUYA( STOPS): HUH?
KINI: I SAID STOP PUNCHING HIM.
KAZUYA: OH.( STANDS UP) HERE YOU GO BUDDY.( EXTENDS HIS HAND FOR TRUNKS TO TAKE)
TRUNKS: THANKS...HUH?
KAZUYA USES HIS HAND TRAP TO DO HIS DOUBLE FACE KICK. TRUNKS FALLS TO THE FLOOR AGAIN.
KINI: DON'T KICK HIM EITHER!!
KAZUYA: WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I CAN'T LET HIM LIVE YA'KNOW.
KINI: YES YOU CAN. ( HELPS TRUNKS UP) C'MON TRUNKS. LET'S GO HOME.
KAZUYA: WHAT? YOU DARE LEAVE ME? THE GREAT KAZUYA MISHIMA?
KINI: .....YEAH. GOTTA PROBLEM?
KAZUYA: YEAH.
KINI: TAKE IT OUT ON THIS GUY NAMED KUMON.
KAZUYA: MY NEPHEW?
KINI: YEAH...HE TRIED TO BOMB THIS PALACE.
KAZUYA: I'LL GET HIM.
KINI: BYE.
AND SO.. OUR HEROES FINALLY LEAVE KAZUYA'S GRAND PALACE..THANKS TO A TELEPORTATION DEVICE #17 STOLE FROM NINA'S ROOM.<----NOW WHY WOULD SHE HAVE ONE?
ANYWAY, THEY'VE ALL ARRIVED HOME AND LEFT THE ACCURSED KOKO ISLAND....BUT IT'S STILL HOT.
