THE FIRST SCENE IS IN FURINKAN HIGH.
MISS HINAKO: TOMORROW WE'RE GOING ON A FIELD TRIP.
SHINNOSUKE: OH GOODIE. ANOTHER TRIP TO THE PETTING ZOO.
MISS HINAKO: NO. WE'RE GOING TO A FAMILY-BASED CORPORATION BUT IT'S A SURPRISE.
MAI: SO WE'RE GOING TO CAPSULE CORP, EH?
TRUNKS: HMM.. I'M GONNA INVITE KINI TO COME.
RANMA: GONNA GET A LIL' LOOOOOVE?
TRUNKS: NO, I NEED SOMEONE TO HUG WHEN I'M ON LONG TRIPS…
RANMA: OH....
MISS HINAKO: ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YOU ALL TOMORROW AT 9:00 AM.
ALL: OKAY….
KAME ISLAND.
KINI: WOW OOLONG. DO YOU REALLY THINK THE GOVERNMENT WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ARTIFICIAL PORK?
OOLONG: WHY NOT? THEY HAVE ARTIFICIAL EVERYTHING ELSE. WHY CAN'T THEY HAVE ARTIFICIAL PORK?
KINI: THAT'S TRUE.
YAMCHA: YO KINI. TRUNKS IS HERE.
KINI GOES TO THE DOOR.
KINI: OH HI TRUNKS( KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK)
TRUNKS: UM YEAH. SLEEP OVER MY HOUSE.
YAMCHA: OH NO SHE'S NOT.
OOLONG: YEAH. SHE'S GONNA COOK FOR US TODAY.
KINI: THANK YOU VERY MUCH KINI AND KINI. BUT I HAVE THIS SETTLED.
KINI: WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO SLEEP OVER?
TRUNKS: TOMORROW MISS HINAKO IS BRINGING US TO CAPSULE CORP. AS A FIELD TRIP. AND INSTEAD OF ME SWIMMING TO THIS HORRIBLE ISLAND AGAIN, WHY NOT YOU JUST SLEEP OVER MY HOUSE? THEN WE CAN GO TOGETHER.
KINI: WHOOPTY DOO.
TRUNKS: SO ARE YOU COMING OR NOT?
KINI: UMMM, YEAH.
OOLONG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HOW ARE WE GOING TO EAT?
KINI: GO TO KRILLIN'S OR UUBU'S. JUST GO SOMEWHERE.
YAMCHA: YOU OWE ME.
KINI: I DON'T OWE YOU SHIT. ( GOES INSIDE THE HOUSE AND COMES BACK OUT WITH A BAG) LET'S GO TRUNKS.
ROUSHI: BYE KINI.
KINI: BYE BYE. (THEY LEAVE)
YAMCHA: SO OOLONG.. YOU THINKIN' ABOUT SUICIDE?
OOLONG: NO!! WHY?!
YAMCHA: CUZ I'M IN THE MOOD FOR PORK.
OOLONG: WELL TRY MY ARTIFICIAL PORK...
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THE NEXT DAY IN THE DBZ ROOM
MISS HINAKO: ARE WE ALL READY?!
ALL MUMBLE AND GROAN BUT BARELY ANSWER.
MISS HINAKO: OKAY. I WANT YOU IN A NICE SINGLE FILED LINE WHEN BOARDING THE BUS.
THEY DO EVERYTHING MISS HINAKO TOLD THEM NOT TO.
AND SO... THE BUS WAS ON IT'S WAY TO CAPSULE CORP... OR WAS IT?
MAI: SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE GET TO CAPSULE CORP?
SAKURA: WELL OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO TAKE A PEEP A TRUNKS' ROOM.
UKYO: UMM, THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO CAPSULE CORP.
MISS HINAKO: WELL DUH MISS KUONJI. WE'RE NOT GOING TO CAPSULE CORP.
UKYO: WHA?
MISS HINAKO: WE'RE GOING TO MISHIMA CORP.
TRUNKS: NOOOOOOOOOO!! TURN THIS BUS AROUND!!!
KINI: WHAT'S WRONG?
TRUNKS: MY RIVAL LIVES THERE.
RANMA: OH COOL!! FIGHT! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! ( NOTICES EVERYONE STARING AT HIM LIKE IF HE WAS AN IDIOT) UHH....
AKANE: RANMA. SIT DOWN.
RANMA: WHY?
AKANE: JUST SIT DOWN.
SAKURA: SO LIKE UH, WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO WHEN WE GET THERE?
MISS HINAKO: WE'RE USING MISHIMA CORP AS AN EXAMPLE OF A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS AS A RESULT OF HARD WORK AND DETERMINATION.
TRUNKS: WHAT'S WRONG WITH CAPSULE CORP?
MISS HINAKO: IT'S SHAPED FUNNY.
TRUNKS: OH. MY BAD.
FINALLY, THE BUS ARRIVED AT THE MISHIMA CORP.
MISS HINAKO: OKAY PEEPS. WE HAVE ARRIVED AT MISHIMA CORP. PLEASE DON'T MIND THAT SUMO WRESTLER IN FRONT OF YOU.
AKANE: I'M TRYING VERY HARD..
MAI: WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT GUY EAT? BARRACUDA?
GOTEN: HE PROBABLY EATS ALOT OF CHOCO CAKE.
SHINNOSUKE( TO SUMO): WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
SUMO: NUFFTWEE!!
SHINNOSUKE: OKAY!! MOVING ON RIGHT MISS HINAKO?
MISS HINAKO: WHY?
SHINNOSUKE: CUZ I WANNA MOVE ON.
MISS HINAKO: FINE. THE NEXT STOP ON THIS TOUR IS THE GRAND MISHIMA GYM. IT'S ONE OF THE BEST MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING FACILITIES IN THE WORLD.
THEY WALK INTO THE GYM.
RYOGA: DAMN. THIS PLACE IS SO BIG I COULD GET LOST IN HERE!
UKYO: YOU GET LOST IN THE REFRIGERATOR, NEVERMIND THIS GYM.
RANMA: THIS PLACE IS GREAT. I WANT IT!!
AKANE: WELL, SAVE UP YOUR DIMES AND IN A COUPLE OF HUNDRED YEARS.. IT WOULD BE YOURS.
SAKURA: HEY LOOK AT THAT GUY. HE LOOKS LIKE A MUAY THAI KICKBOXER.
TRUNKS: YEAH HE DOES.
GUY: THAT'S CUZ I AM. YOU FOOLS.
SAKURA: WELL, SORRY!
MAI: WHERE NEXT?
MISS HINAKO: NOW WE'RE GOING TO SEE IF WE COULD TALK TO THE BOSS.
ALL: GOODIE.
THEY WALK TO THE TOP FLOOR WHERE THE BOSS'S OFFICE WAS.
MISS HINAKO: WELL THIS MUST BE HIS OFFICE( OPENS THE DOOR)-
BOSS AKA KAZUYA: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY OFFICE!!
MISS HINAKO( CLOSES THE DOOR): WELL HE MUST BE BUSY.
SHINNOSUKE: WHAT AN EXCITING TRIP THIS IS.
MISS HINAKO: WELL, LET'S TRY THE BOSS'S ADOPTED BROTHER'S OFFICE. I'M SURE HE'S NOT BUSY.
TRUNKS: OH HERE WE GO.
THEY GO TO THE OFFICE WHICH IS NOT TOO FAR FROM KAZUYA'S.
MISS HINAKO KNOCKS ON THE DOOR THIS TIME.
" WHO IS IT?"
MISS HINAKO: WONDERFUL MEMBERS OF THE FURINKAN HIGH SENIOR CLASS.
" COME IN."
THEY WALK MEEKLY INTO THE OFFICE OF LEE CHAOLAN.
LEE: YO.
AKANE: HEY ISN'T HE-
MAI: YEAH IT'S THAT GUY FROM-
KINI: HE'S THE GUY THAT WAS AT THE PALACE-
UKYO: HE WAS IN THAT FIASCO-
SAKURA: CUT THE CRAP. YOU ALL KNOW IT'S LEE.
LEE: SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
MISS HINAKO: WELL I'M JUST GIVING A TOUR OF MISHIMA CORP. TO MY STUDENTS AS AN EXAMPLE.
LEE: OH. BE MY GUEST.
LEE WALKS UP AND AROUND THE MEMBERS.
LEE: HEY AREN'T YOU SAKURA?
SAKURA: .... YEAH.
LEE: HEHEHEH.
TRUNKS: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
LEE: OH IT'S YOU.
TRUNKS: THAT'S RIGHT YOU FAG.
LEE: WOULD A FAG DO THIS? ( PUNCHES AT TRUNKS)
TRUNKS: HEH HEH. ( TRUNKS CAUGHT THE FIST THAT LEE ATTEMPTED TO STRIKE HIM WITH AND LAUGHED VAINLY. IT LOOKED PRETTY COOL UNTIL LEE HIT HIM WITH HIS OTHER FIST.) OOOW!!
LEE: SO THERE.
MISS HINAKO: SO WHAT DO YOU DO HERE?
LEE: WORK.
MISS HINAKO: WHY DO YOU WORK?
LEE: TO PAY THE BILLS.
MISS HINAKO: FINE. PEOPLE, YOU COULD SEPARATE AND GO YOUR OWN WAYS; MEET ME IN THE MAIN LOBBY IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.( TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AT THEM BUT THEY'RE ALL GONE) OH DOODIE.
LEE: WELL, YOU COULD GET OUT OF MY OFFICE NOW.
MISS HINAKO: FINE. I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
LEE: THEN LEAVE!!!
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UKYO: SO LIKE, WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO?
RYOGA: LET'S GO TO THE BOSS'S OFFICE. HE LOOKS PRETTY COOL.
UKYO: FINE.
THEY WALK TO THE BOSS'S OFFICE AND GET SCARED RIGHT OUTSIDE OF IT.
NERVOUSLY, UKYO KNOCKS THE DOOR AND OPENS IT SLIGHTLY.
KAZUYA: WHO'S THERE?
UKYO AND RYOGA COMPLETELY WALK IN.
UKYO: UH, JUST 2 PEOPLE WHO WANTED TO TALK TO YOU...
KAZUYA: OH HOW NICE.. PLEASE. COME CLOSER. ABOUT 2 STEPS.
UKYO AND RYOGA TAKE EXACTLY 2 STEPS.
KAZUYA: WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
RYOGA: I'M RYOGA AND THIS IS UKYO.
KAZUYA: OH HI. DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS?
UKYO: YEAH IT'S KAZUY( KAZUYA PRESSES A BUTTON WHICH MAKES A CHUTE OPEN AND THEM FALL THROUGH IT) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
KAZUYA: THAT'S MY NAME. ( CLOSES THE CHUTE)
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HWOARANG: SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO TODAY?
JIN: I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT ABOUT JUST CHILLIN' AND STUFF. MAYBE GET TO KNOW THE KIDS VISITING HERE.
HWOARANG: OH.
LEE WALKS INTO JIN'S OFFICE.
LEE: YO! THE BABES ARE HERE!!
JIN: WHAT?
LEE: THE BABES! REMEMBER? FROM THAT PALACE..?
JIN: OH!! THE BABES!!!
HWOARANG: FOR REAL?! WHERE ARE THEY?!
LEE: THEY WERE IN MY OFFICE BUT THEN THEY ALL SEPARATED.
JIN: HEHEH.. THIS TIME AKANE WON'T DITCH ME FOR THAT WANNA BE LEI WULONG REJECT..
HWOARANG: YEAH. LET'S GO GET THEM.
LEE: THEY'RE ON OUR TERRITORY NOW. THEIR " MEN" WON'T BE WITH THEM AND THEY WOULD BE OURS... HEHEHEH. I LOVE BEING EVIL.
HWOARANG: WE'RE NOT EVIL. WE'RE JUST HORNY.
LING XIAYOU WALKS INTO THE OFFICE.
LING: HI JIN! HI HWOARANG!
HWOARANG: GET OUTTA HERE LING DING-ALING!! STOP BOTHERING US!!
LING( POUTS): MY NAME IS NOT LING!!!! (THINKS FOR A MINUTE ) WAIT. YES IT IS.
JIN: LEAVE!!!
LING: FINE!! ( LING LEAVES)
HWOARANG: JESUS. WON'T THAT GIRL EVER GIVE UP?
JIN: I DON'T THINK SO. YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DON'T LIVE HERE. SHE COMES UP HERE ALL THE TIME!!
LEE: BACK TO THE GIRLS...
JIN: OH YEAH! LET'S GO GET THEM!!
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AKANE: THIS PLACE LOOKS PRETTY COOL COMPARED TO CAPSULE CORP.
RANMA: YEAH I KNOW.
" HI AKANE."
AKANE TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AND SEES JIN.
AKANE: JIN! WH- WH-
JIN: MY DAD OWNS THE PLACE.
AKANE: OH.
RANMA: YOU AGAIN?
JIN: SHUT UP LEI!
RANMA: MY NAME IS NOT LEI! IT'S RANMA.
JIN: OH THAT'S A MUCH BETTER NAME.
RANMA: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
JIN: I JUST CAME TO SEE YOU, AKANE. NOT YOU LITTLE MAN.
AKANE: UM... YOU SEE ME. WELL, BYE! ( ZOOMS OUT OF THE HALLWAY WITH RANMA AND INTO AN ELEVATOR BEFORE JIN CAN CATCH UP WITH THEM.)
JIN: HEHEHEH. YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM ME THAT FAST!! ( PRESSES THE ELEVATOR BUTTON AND THE DOOR OPENS ONLY TO REVEAL AKANE AND RANMA KISSING)
JIN, HEART-BROKEN, FAINTS AT THE SIGHT OF AKANE AND RANMA KISSING AND THAT IS WHAT ALLOWS THEM TO ESCAPE. KAZUYA HAPPENED TO BE WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY THE MOMENT AND SEES JIN..
KAZUYA: MY SON!!! MY BOY!!!! ( KNEELS NEXT TO HIM) HANG IN THEIR BOY!!!
JUST THEN, ONE OF KAZUYA'S SECRETARY WALKS IN ON THEM AS JIN IS SLOWLY RECOVERING.
SECRETARY: MR. MISHIMA, YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE HEAD.
KAZUYA: TELL SOMEONE WHO CARES! MY SON IS IN PAIN!!
JIN: GRANDPA. WHAT'S WRONG WITH GRANDPA?
KAZUYA: GRANDPA'S FINE. THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN'T FIX.
JIN COMPLETELY RECOVERS BUT POUTS.
KAZUYA: WHAT'S WRONG? YOUR GRANDPA'S FINE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM.
JIN: NO IT'S NOT THAT.
KAZUYA:I F IT'S NOT THAT THEN WHAT IS IT?
JIN: I CAN'T FIND MY GIRL!
KAZUYA: WELL WE CAN'T HAVE THAT NOW CAN WE? ( LEADS JIN TO HIS OFFICE) NOW YOU GO SIT IN THE CHAIR. YOU'RE THE BOSS NOW.
JIN: OKAY.
KAZUYA PRESSES A SEQUENCE OF KEYS ON A COMPUTER AND A LARGE MULTI-CAMERA SCREEN POPS UP; REVEALING ALL THE CAMERA SHOTS IN THE BUILDING- WELL, ALMOST ALL.
KAZUYA: NOW, YOU LOOK FOR YOUR GIRL AND WHEN YOU FIND HER, PRESS THIS BUTTON( SHOWS HIM THE BUTTON) AND SHE'LL COME TO YOU.
JIN: THANKS, BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA CHILL? ISN'T THIS YOUR OFFICE?
KAZUYA: I'M GONNA CHILL IN YOURS.
JIN: OKAY.
KAZUYA LEAVES THE OFFICE.
JIN: OKAY. AKANE, WHERE ARE YOU? ( LOOKS FOR HER ON THE CAMERAS AND SPOTS HER- WITH RANMA) THAT LITTLE NUISANCE. ( PRESSES A BUTTON AND THEN RANMA DISAPPEARS FROM AKANE'S SIDE) NOW.( PRESSES A BUTTON AND AKANE FALLS THROUGH A CHUTE AND LANDS ON A CHAIR IN FRONT OF KAZUYA'S DESK.)
AKANE: WHOA!! ( PAUSES) YOU'RE NOT MISTER SPACELY.
JIN: NO.
AKANE: I WAS JUST MAKING SMALL TALK. HOW YOU DOIN'?
JIN: I'M FINE....
ELSEWHERE...
LEE: DAMN. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY NEWPORT'S JADA?
JADA( HIS SECRETARY): I DON'T KNOW.
LEE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW? YOU KNOW THAT I CAN'T WORK WITHOUT MY DAMN NEWPORT'S!
JADA: WELL LOOK FOR THEM.
LEE: WHAT?! YOU TELLIN' ME WHAT TO DO?!
JADA( WINCING): PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.
LEE: TELL YA WHAT. YOU GO BUY ME THREE MORE BOXES AND I WON'T KILL YA.
JADA: THANK YOU SIR. ( JADA LEAVES)
LEE: SHE'S A GOOD KID. NOW WHERE CAN I FIND SOME? I GOTTA LOOK IN THE STORAGE CLOSET.
SO, LEE GOES TO THE STORAGE CLOSET OUTSIDE HIS OFFICE. INSIDE, HE DID FIND A MEASLY PACK OF NEWPORT'S BUT HE ALSO FOUND SAKURA AND SHINNOSUKE.
LEE: SAKURA?!
SAKURA: HUH? OH. HI. LEE.
SHINNOSUKE: DITTO.
LEE< HMMMMM>: YA'LL WANNA JOIN ME IN MY OFFICE?
SAKURA: UM, SURE!
SHINNOSUKE: YEAH I GUESS SO.
THEY GO TO LEE'S OFFICE.
IN THE OFFICE, LEE OFFERS A CHAIR TO SAKURA; MAKING SHINNOSUKE TAKE THE ILL-FATED ONE.
LEE( LIGHTING UP A CIGARETTE): YA'LL DON'T MIND IF I SMOKE DO YA'LL?
SHINNOSUKE: NO THAT'S OKAY.
LEE: HEHEH. GOOD.
LEE LIGHTS UP THE CIGARETTE COMPLETELY TAKES A PUFF.
LEE: SO. HOW YA'LL DOING?
SAKURA: FINE. YOU?
LEE: NEVER BETTER. ( EMPTIES ASHES INTO HIS ASHTRAY AND TAPS IT TWICE. THEN, SHINNOSUKE FALLS THROUGH THE ILL-FATED CHUTE)
SAKURA: SHINNOSUKE!
LEE: HE'LL BE FINE. THAT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AROUND HERE.
SAKURA: OH.
LEE: SO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
SAKURA: FINE.
ELSEWHERE...
HWOARANG: GOTTA FIND MAI.. GOTTA FIND( SPOTS MAI AND GOTEN)- HEY MAI!!
MAI: HWOARANG? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
HWOARANG: I'M HERE ALL THE TIME. HOW ARE YOU MAI?
MAI: FINE.
GOTEN: YEAH. SHE FINE.
HWOARANG: OH. I SEE.
GOTEN: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY MAI?
HWOARANG: NOTHING. JUST WANTED TO SEE HER. WHY? DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?
GOTEN: IN FACT, I DO.
HWOARANG< HMMMMM>( BACKS UP INTO A WALL): THEN COME SOLVE IT.
GOTEN: FINE!! ( RUNS TOWARDS HWOARANG. UNFORTUNATELY, HWOARANG DODGES AND GOTEN FALLS THROUGH A MYSTERIOUS OPENING IN THE WALL THAT SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED.....)
MAI: WHERE DID GOTEN GO?
HWOARANG( SHRUGS): I DON'T KNOW. < HEHEHEH>
MAI: OH NO. NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
HWOARANG: PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS BADLY, BUT CAN YOU JOIN ME IN THE GYM?
MAI: YEAH.. BUT WHAT ABOUT GOTEN?
HWOARANG: I'LL LEAVE HIM A NOTE. YOU GO ON AHEAD AND I'LL WRITE IT.
MAI: ALRIGHT.
MAI GOES ON AHEAD AND HWOARANG WRITES A NOTE FOR GOTEN.
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GOTEN: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! OOOF!! ( NOTICES HIS SURROUNDINGS) HUH?
UKYO: SO, ANOTHER ONE JOINS THE PARTY EH?
GOTEN: HOW'D YOU-
RANMA: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
GOTEN: I FELLTHROUGH A WALL.
SHINNOSUKE( SARCASTIC { AS USUAL}): DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS?
RYOGA: WE ALL FELL THROUGH SOME CHUTE... AND WOUND UP...HERE. WHEREVER WE ARE...
UKYO: WELL THERE'S A BUNCH OF LAUNDRY HERE, MAYBE IT'S A LAUNDRY CHUTE...
RYOGA: YOU MAY THINK SO. THIS LAUNDRY COULD BE REALLY COVERING UP DEAD BODIES. I HEARD THAT KAZUYA ISN'T A REALLY NICE GUY.
UKYO: RYOGA, YOU'RE SCARING ME.
RYOGA: WELL... I'VE NOTICED.
ELSEWHERE...
KINI AND TRUNKS KEEP WALKING TOGETHER THROUGH MISHIMA CORP. THEY HAPPENED TO BE WALKING NEAR JIN'S OFFICE WHERE KAZUYA WANTED TO GO..
KAZUYA< OOH. THERE'S KINI.>: YO WASUP?! ( PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND TRUNKS' AND KINI'S SHOULDERS)
TRUNKS: HUH? KAZUYA?
KINI: UM, HI.
KAZUYA( STILL WALKING IN THAT POSITION): SO HOW YA'LL DOIN'? ( PRESSES A BUTTON ON THE WALL AND POOF! TRUNKS DISAPPEARS) KINI?
KINI: FINE- WHERE'D TRUNKS GO?
KAZUYA: I DON'T KNOW. HE JUST LEFT YOU LIKE THAT...
KINI: WHAT I PLAN TO DO TO HIM IF HE KEEPS DISAPPEARING LIKE THAT.
KAZUYA: YEAH YEAH. WANNA FINISH THAT ARM WRESTLING MATCH?
KINI: SURE.
THEY GO TO JIN'S OFFICE TO FINISH THE MATCH.
KAZUYA'S OFFICE...
AKANE: SO WHY AM I HERE?
JIN: I DON'T KNOW. I'M BORED.
AKANE: EH?
JIN TAKES THE SEAT NEXT TO AKANE.
AKANE: UMM, JIN?
JIN: YEAH?
AKANE: WH-WHAT'RE YOU DOIN'?
JIN: JUST CHILLIN'? WHY? YOU SCARED?
AKANE: N-NO.
JIN LAUGHS SOFTLY AND THEN LOOKS AT AKANE IN THE EYE.
AKANE< WHY DO I HAVE THE FEELING THAT I SHOULDN'T RESPOND? IS IT BECAUSE OF RANMA?>: UH.UMMM....
IF THINGS COULDN'T GET WORSE { OR BETTER ^_~} FOR AKANE, JIN MOTIONED TO KISS HER. QUICKLY, AKANE PUT A STICK OF BUBBLEGUM IN HER MOUTH.
AKANE: YUM! WILD CHERRY!* SNAP* TASTES REALLY GOOD.
JIN SMILES AND STARTS TO KISS HER NECK AND EAR.
AKANE( GETTING INCREDIBLY NERVOUS): Y-YEAH. THIS IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND, UM, IT HAS SACCHARIN. WHICH IS DETERMINED TO CAUSE CANCER IN LABORATORY ANIMALS...( JIN, IN THE MEANTIME, IS KISSING HER EAR AND NECK) W-WANT A STICK?( SHOWS HIM A STICK)
JIN STOPS AND LOOKS AT THE STICK. THEN HE PICKS THE ENTIRE PACK AND THROWS IT AWAY.
AKANE: THAT WAS MY GUM....
JIN: SO? WE COULD SHARE THE ONE IN YOUR MOUTH...
AKANE: NO THAT'S OKAY.
JIN: AWW C'MON..( KISSES HER NECK)
AKANE( CRAWLING BACK); UMM, { SURPRISED AKANE IS ACTING THIS WAY} N-
JUST THEN, A SECRETARY COMES INTO THE ROOM( MAKING JIN STOP).
SECRETARY: YOUR GRANDFATHER IS ALIVE.
JIN: GRANDPA!!!!
SECRETARY: DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM?
JIN: YEAH!! ( GETS UP AND RUNS TO SPEAK WITH HIM OVER THE PHONE IN A DIFFERENT ROOM)
AKANE: GOD BLESS SECRETARIES.( LOOKS AT THE COMPUTER AND PRESSES A RANDOM BUTTON- YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO HER BY NOW, BUT IF YOU HAVE A WAD OF GUM FOR A BRAIN, AKANE HAS FALLEN THROUGH THE LAUNDRY CHUTE).
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AKANE: WHOA!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST GO THROUGH?!
RANMA: AKANE!!!
AKANE: OH. HOW'D YOU-
UKYO: WE ALL FELL THROUGH THE CHUTE.
AKANE: BUT THEN WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY GIRL?
UKYO: DO NOT GO THERE AKANE.
A PIECE OF PAPER FALLS ON GOTEN'S HEAD.
GOTEN: HUH? ( READS IT: " I'M DOING MAI IN THE GYM. HA HA.") GRRRRRRR( RIPS THE PAPER)!
GOTEN: I FEEL LIKE ANNE FRANK IN THIS ROOM! WE HAVE TO GET OUTTA HERE!
SHINNOSUKE: SURE THING HITLER. AFTER THE NAZI'S WIN THE WAR WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE!( DOES A NAZI HAND CHEER)
RANMA: UM… ANNE FRANK, THAT THE GIRL WHO MAKES THOSE STICKERS?
GOTEN: THAT'S LISA FRANK!!!!!
RANMA: OH.
RYOGA: ALL WE COULD DO IS HOPE THAT WE DON'T DIE.
TRUNKS: MAN... I TOLD THEM WE SHOULDA WENT TO CAPSULE CORP, BUT NOOOOOOOOOO. THEY WANTED TO COME TO MISHIMA CORP. THE CAPSULE CORP TRIP ISN'T UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR!
UKYO: TRUNKS?
TRUNKS: YEAH?
UKYO: SHUT UP.
LEE'S OFFICE...
SAKURA: PRETTY NICE PLANT YOU GOT THERE LEE.
LEE: THANKS.
SAKURA: WHY DOES YOUR DESK SAY " OBEY"?
LEE: WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SAKURA: THAT'S TRUE.
LEE: UMM, DO YOU MIND IF I PUT ON SOME MUSIC?
SAKURA: SURE.
LEE TAKES A REMOTE AND PRESSES A BUTTON. ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEY BOTH HEAR BARRY WHITE MUSIC . THE ROOM GOT DIMMER TOO...
SAKURA: UM, DIM LIGHT IS BAD FOR THE EYES.
LEE: WELL THEN CLOSE YOUR EYES.
SAKURA: UM, THEN AGAIN... IT MAKES THEM STRONGER. YEAH. THAT'S WHAT MY FAMILY TOLD ME. TO GET STRONGER BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY; EVEN IF IT'S FOR MY EYES..
LEE: I'M STRONG TOO... WANNA KNOW WHERE?
SAKURA: UHH.. NO. I DON'T THINK THAT'S NECESSARY..
WANG WALKS INTO THE ROOM.
WANG: LEE... YOUR TRAINING-
LEE: GET OUTTA HERE YOU OLD FART!!!
WANG: YES SIRRRRRR.....( LEAVES)
LEE: GOD I HATE HIM. I DON'T LIKE TRAINING WITH HIM. HE CHEATS.
SAKURA: UH HUH...
LEE: ANYWAY, WHERE WERE WE?
SAKURA: NOWHERE...
LEE: YES WE WERE...( CRAWLS ON THE DESK TOWARDS HER..)
SAKURA: UM LEE...
LEE: UH HUH...?( CRAWLS CLOSER AND CLOSER)
SAKURA: UM.-
JADA WALKS INTO THE ROOM.
JADA: SIR. I HAVE YOUR NEWPORT'S!! UH OH...
LEE: DAMN YOU WOMAN!!!!!!( POUNDS THE DESK AND THAT TRIGGERS THE BUTTON. AND DOWN GOES SAKURA) AWWW MAAAANNN!!!!!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT GOES!!!!!
GYM...
HWOARANG IS BUSY PRACTICING HIS TAE KWON DO.
MAI< I GOTTA NOT WANT HIM.. I CAN'T WANT HIM.. I HAVE GOTEN...>(PEEPS AT HWOARANG)< I WANT HIM.>
HWOARANG: HEY MAI?
MAI: YEAH?
HWOARANG: WHY ARE YOU COVERING YOUR FACE?
MAI: UMMMM, I'M HOT.
HWOARANG: OH. I'LL TURN ON THE AC FOR YOU.
MAI: NO. I LIKE BEING HOT.
HWOARANG: THIS WAY I COULD WARM YOU UP..
MAI: UMM, NO THANK YOU.
HWOARANG: MAI.. COME HERE.
MAI: NO.
HWOARANG: DON'T YOU WANT ME?
MAI: Y-NO. YE-NO! NO.NO. NO.NO!
HWOARANG: YES YOU DO.
MAI: NO I DON'T.
HWOARANG: FINE. BE LIKE THAT.( WALKS TOWARDS HER. BUT MAI WALKS AWAY.)
HE WALKS TOWARDS HER AGAIN AND SHE WALKS AWAY FASTER. HE WALKED FASTER THIS TIME AND THIS TIME, MAI RAN. HE RAN AFTER HER AND THEN MAI DECIDED TO RUN OUT OF THE GYM. OUTSIDE IN THE HALLS, MAI TRIPPED ON THE RUG. GUESS WHAT HAPPENED? SHE FELL THROUGH " GOTEN'S WALL" AND DOWN THE CHUTE SHE WENT.
HWOARANG: AWWWWWW DAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNN. WHERE THE HELL DID SHE GO?! SHIT. THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO ME AFTER I'M MEAN TO LING.
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MAI: AAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!!
SAKURA: WELCOME MAI.
MAI: HUH? WHERE-
EVERYONE ELSE: WE FELL THROUGH A CHUTE.
MAI: OH.
RYOGA: EVERYONE'S HERE.
TRUNKS: EXCEPT FOR KINI.
SAKURA: DON'T WORRY TRUNKS. I'M SURE SHE'S FINE( TURNS TOWARDS EVERYONE ELSE BESIDES TRUNKS AND SHAKES HER HEAD IN DOUBT). ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ARM WRESTLING.
TRUNKS: KINI!!! BE STRONG!!!
JIN'S OFFICE...
KAZUYA: HEHEHE. ALMOST THERE.<====== WHILE ARM WRESTLING KINI.
KINI: I DON'T THINK SO.
KAZUYA: I DO. ( PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER)
KINI: UH OH.
KAZUYA: WELL. WANNA CONTINUE WRESTLING?
KINI: UMMM.....
KAZUYA: I SEE. ( PICKS AT HER SHIRT)
KINI: GET OFF!! ( SMACKS HIS HANDS AWAY) NO NO.
KAZUYA: I LOVE IT WHEN THEY PLAY HARD TO GET! ( SKIRMISHES AFTER A SCURRYING KINI) DON'T DENY IT GIRL! YOU WANT ME !!
KINI: NO I DON'T!!
KAZUYA: WHY NOT?
KINI: I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
KAZUYA( CHASING HER): HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW.
KINI: PROBABLY DOES NOW..
KAZUYA SHRUGS AND CONTINUES CHASING KINI. FINALLY, HE CAUGHT HER AND STARTED KISSING HER FACE AND CHEST AREA ( LIKE ROMEO DID TO JULIET IN THE POOL SCENE )
KINI: STOP IT ALREADY! GET OFF.
KAZUYA( CONTINUING); NOPE. CAN'T DO THAT. SORRY.
KINI PUSHES KAZUYA OFF HER. THEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM HIM AND PICKS UP THE DESK.
KAZUYA: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? THROW IT AT ME?
KINI: NO.(PUTS IT DOWN IN FRONT OF HER AND KAZUYA)
KAZUYA: IT ONLY MAKES ME WANT YOU MORE! ( DOES A WEIRD TONGUE FLICKING THING AT HER.
KAZUYA CLIMBED ON THE DESK TO GET TO KINI BUT ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUTTON; AND GUESS WHAT? KINI FALLS THROUGH CHUTE.
KAZUYA: AWWWWWW DAMNNNNNNN.... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT GOES!! ONLY DAD DOES AND HE'S DEAD.
JUST THEN, A SECRETARY WALKS IN THE OFFICE.
SECRETARY: MR. MISHIMA, YOUR FATHER IS ALIVE SIR.
KAZUYA: AWWWWWW DAMNNNNNNN....
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KINI: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! ( LANDS) HUH?
TRUNKS: KINI!!!!( HUGS HER) THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!!!
KINI: WHERE AM I?
EVERYONE: THE POINT OF NO RETURN.
KINI: HUH?
SAKURA: WE'RE IN THIS... PLACE AND WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET OUT.
KINI: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BASH THE WALLS IN AND MAKE A BREAK FOR IT?
GOTEN: BECAUSE IF WE DID, KAZUYA WILL PROBABLY MAKE US PAY FOR IT OR EVEN WORSE; EXECUTE US.
KINI: HE WON'T EXECUTE ME.
SHINNOSUKE: OH THAT'S GREAT. WE'LL BE ROTTING' IN HELL BUT OUR
QUEEN WON'T BE; BUT THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
TRUNKS: HEY MAN. LEAVE KINI ALONE.
SHINNOSUKE: HEY MAN. SHUT UP.
TRUNKS: MAKE ME YOU BUTT MONKEY!!!
SHINNOSUKE: WHO'S A MONKEY , YOU FLEA PLUCKING BRIGHT RED ASS HAVING MONKEY!!
SAKURA( SPANISH ACCENT): NO SE MONKEY.
EVERYONE SHUTS UP AND LOOKS AT SAKURA.
SAKURA: WELL..... I HEARD SOME LADY SAY IT TO HER DAUGHTER... SO SUE ME!!
RYOGA: WHAT IF WE DON'T EVER GET OUT OF HERE? WHAT IF WE ALL DIE OF STARVATION?
SHINNOSUKE: WELL.. I'M SORRY. I LOVE YOU ALL BUT IF I GET HUNGRY, I'M EATING ONE OF YA'LL OKAY?
SAKURA: YOU'LL EAT ME TOO?
SHINNOSUKE: I DO ANYWAY SO IT WON'T MATTER.
SAKURA GETS INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSED AND BACKHAND SLAPS SHINNOSUKE.
BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE HAPPENS, A WALL SLIDES OPEN AND IN COMES IN A JANITOR ( HE HAD A MOP AND A PAIL. WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WOULD BE?)
RANMA: WHO ARE YOU?
INDIAN: I'M THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHINNOSUKE: OKAY ALI ABABUA.
JANITOR: IT'S HABIB.
SHINNOSUKE: OH. MY BAD.
HABIB: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE? THIS IS THE LAUNDRY ROOM.
AKANE: NO SHIT. GET US OUTTA HERE.
HABIB: THE DOOR IS RIGHT BEHIND ME. YOU GO.
HABIB MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THEY ALL RUN OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM.
HABIB: THE GODS WILL LOOK DOWN ON YOU.
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MISS HINAKO: NOW. WHERE IS EVERYONE?
SAKURA: RIGHT HERE MISS HINAKO.
MISS HINAKO: YOU STARTLED ME!
SAKURA: WELL WATCH YOUR BACK ONCE EVERY NOW AND THEN.
MISS HINAKO: ARE YOU ALL READY TO GO?
ALL: (EXSHAUTED AND ANXIOUS) YESSSSSS!!!!!!!
