Disclaimer: Angel and I own ourselves; Janna owns herself; everything else is property of 4Kids Entertainment and Nintendo. Arigato to the Angus Sisters, Nikita and Gypsy Layla, who hopefully won’t sue us for borrowing the gum gag and claiming we’re related. And you all know how Jessebelle talks, so we are NOT typing that accent!
A/N: We enjoyed the second interview (Ash, Angel, and me- sequel to my solo interview) so much that Angie and I decided to make that the first in our interview series!
Now on with the Adams Sisters Interviews!
(Angel is in the interview room alone. She is waiting for Silver and Jessebelle.)
Angel: (checks watch and sighs, then takes a sip of her coffee) Where are they?
(The door opens and Silver enters with Jessebelle.)
Jessebelle: I’m coming! Don’t drag me!
Angel: You’re three hours late!
Jessebelle: FASHIONABLY late!
Silver: It’s not fashionable when we have to come out and GET you!
Jessebelle: I had to style my hair! I can’t come to a formal interview looking like something off the street!
Angel and Silver: Who ever said this was formal?
Silver: I’m Silver, and this is Angel.
Jessebelle: Twins?
Angel: Oh, no. Silver’s a year older than me.
(Jessebelle and Silver sit down.)
Silver: Ok, here’s the first question. What’s with the whip?
Jessebelle: It’s for self-defense!
Angel: AND?
Jessebelle: And training James! Somebody’s gotta make him into a gentleman! And Lord knows it sure as hell ain’t his parents!
(Silver pulls out some gum and pops a stick in her mouth)
Angel: Self-defense from what?
Jessebelle: That wretched dog! Now, may I ask a question?
Silver and Angel: You just did.
Silver: However, you may ask another.
Jessebelle: What color is you hair? I mean, naturally?
Angel: What does it LOOK like?
Jessebelle: Well, Silver has black and purple, and Angel has blonde and hot pink! That’s impossible! Nobody NATURALLY has two-tone hair! What IS it?
Silver and Angel: THIS!
Jessebelle: You two don’t even look related.
Silver: Well, we belong to a very large, complicated family. We have six sisters and eight brothers-
Angel: And God only knows how many biological parents between the sixteen of us-
Silver: And only three guardians to try and keep us all under control!
Jessebelle: That’s the same style family the Angus sisters have. Eight boys, eight girls, three guardians.
Silver: Of course our families are similar. They’re our cousins.
Angel: Anyway, why are you such a psycho bitch?
Jessebelle: WHAT did you call me?
Silver: (blows a bubble) Calm down, JB.
Jessebelle: My name is Jessebelle!
Silver: Well, we’re gonna call you JB, because it’s shorter.
Angel: And it sounds cooler.
Silver: (blows another bubble) So, JB, we’re gonna bring in a couple of special guests to meet you-
Jessebelle: Silver, you’re not blowing bubbles properly; let me show you how to do that…
Silver: Okay. (spits her gum at her) Knock yourself out.
Jessebelle: Augh! You spit GUM in my HAIR! It took me ALL MORNING to style this!
Angel: Aw, Silv, you spat gum in the hair we waited ALL MORNING for her to style!
Silver: (indifferently) She’ll live.
Jessebelle: I am LEAVING! I have to get this out of my hair!
Angel: (grabs her arm) You can’t leave. The door’s locked. Plus we’re waiting for someone.
Jessebelle: No! I don’t want to put up with any more of you people!
Silver: That’s part of why you’re here. You ruined James’s life and we fully intend to ruin yours.
Jessebelle: He loves me! He’ll come back! No one escapes from Jessebelle!
Silver: Angie, PLEASE, just ONE shot!
Angel: No!
Silver: C’mon, Angie, I promise to only make a LITTLE hole!
Angel: NO! I KNEW it was a bad idea to bring that thing this interview!
Silver: Angie, I had to bring her! (gestures to Jessebelle)
Angel: Not her! The you-know-what behind your chair!
Jessebelle: I’m getting confused here.
Silver and Angel: LIVE WITH IT!
Silver: Angie, I bring it EVERY interview!
Angel: Well, it was a bad idea THIS interview!
Jessebelle: Bring what?
Silver: My shotgun.
Jessebelle: Let me out of here! Help! Somebody!
Silver: What’s wrong, JB? I’ll get that gum out of your hair for you!
(Silver pulls her gun out from behind her chair and fires at Jessebelle. She misses by an inch.)
Silver: Damn! Hold still!
Angie: Silver, stop! We’re not allowed to kill the interviewees!
Silver: I’m not gonna kill her! I’m just gonna make a great big hole in that pretty little head of hers!
(Someone knocks on the door. Silver puts the gun away.)
Angel: They’re here!
Jessebelle: They? They who? (notices that neither of the Duncan sisters
are paying any attention to her) Excuse me, WHO’S “THEY”?
(Silver opens the door. Janna enters with James.)
Angel: James!
Jessebelle: JAMES!
James: AAAUUUGHH! Jessebelle!
Silver: (calmly) Hi, Janna. Hi, James.
James: (cowers behind Janna) Get her away from me!
Angel: (takes out a dagger, goes up to Jessebelle, and puts it against her neck) If you hurt him the least little bit, I swear I’ll kill you.
James; Thank you, um…
Angel: Angel.
James: Thanks, Angie.
(Angel blushes and James presents her with a rose.)
Angel: (swoons) Ooh, how pretty.
James: Its beauty pales in comparison to yours.
Janna: This already isn’t working.
Silver: So here’s the deal. Janna is a former Whipshipper. She gave up on the idea; however, she still wants you two to talk out your differences.
Janna: Well, it’s not working when one of our vict- er, interviewees- is FLIRTING with the interviewer !
Silver: Um, James? Aren’t you going out with Jessie?
James: Well, yeah, but Angie DID save my life!
Silver: Not really. Interviewees are banned from killing each other.
Jessebelle: So we can kill you, though?
Silver: (snorts) I’d love to see you try, JB.
Jessebelle: I do not have to take this! I’m leaving!
(Silver pulls out the gun and points it at Jessebelle.)
Angel: You’re NOT leaving.
Janna: (grins evilly) Not by a long shot. Silver?
Silver: Yeah?
Janna and Angel: Pull!
(Silver shoots and the bullet grazes Jessebelle’s side.)
Jessebelle: AAGH! I am LEAVING!
Angel: Someone stop her!
(Jessebelle bolts to the door, opens it, and runs out. James runs out screaming that he’s going back to Jessie and Meowth. Janna closes the door after them.)
Janna: That was so cool!
Silver: Who do you think we should have as our next victims?
Angel: What do you think of Jenny and Joy?
Silver: (shudders) Just don’t let Brock come.
