> FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME DIE DIE DIE DIE
> DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*blink* nice way to start a message, ain't it?
> MISTY AND WUSSCRAPPA AKA BROCK WILL NEVER GET
> TOGETHER! NOBODY LIKES
> WUSSCRAPPA
*er-hem* i've always personally thought brock was a very well-made, nice sort of character, even if he doesnt have eyes ^^;; so u really can't say nobody likes him- there wouldn't be so many brock sites if they didn't. bit of a generalization there, don't you think?
>THAT'S THE SOUND OF WUSSCRAPPA
> HITTING THE GROUND
> AFTER BEING SHOVED OFF THE CLIFF BY ASH AND
> MISTY!!!!!!!!
> JESSIE AND JAMES WILL KILL HIM 20 BILLION TIMES
> BEFORE HE HITS THE
> GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY'LL USE THE
> TOUCH-OF-DEATH ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
can u kill someone 20 billion times? i thought u could only do it once... hm, learn something new everyday i guess.
> YOU DUMB GYMSHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooooh harsh! that is some mighty fancy name-calling thy foul-smelling cankerblossomish son of a milksop. ^_^; just kidding of course, jeff-san.
>TWERPSHIPPING RULES!!!!!!
ah, so that's what this is all about *cracks knuckles* well, i respect ur opinion, um *looks up* jeffrey, and apparently there are a lot of people who feel the same way u do (dodgemaster tim and lex, for instance). i just dont happen to be one of them. mainly because i think ash is the scum of the earth. ^_^;; well, okay, i'll relent a little bit- he's supposed to be pretty cool in the japanese version. WB probably screwed him up.
> EVEN THOUGH YOU SEEM TO KNOW IT ROCKETSHIPPING RULES
> TOO!!!!!
amen. oh, and btw, all these caps are hurting my eyes *blink blink* could u maybe write smaller next time. heh, my vision is bad enough already. *adjusts glasses*
> SHOULD I ADD AN ATTACHMENT.......YEAH I THINK I
> WILL!!!!
oh, about that, it didn't come through. can't imagine why.
> WE'LL SEND YOU OUR CROSS, MALLET, GARLIC, STAKE,
> HAMMER AND PAPER FAN.
if i had a hammer, i would hammer in the morning... *blink* woops, sorry, i'm in a singing mood. lol, and paper fans remind me of tasuki- of course, his fan was made of metal, not paper, that they called it a tessen... er, u've probably never seen fushigi yuugi. disregard all of that. ^^;
>OH
> AND ALSO THE FRYING PAN. BUT NOT WUSSCRAPPA'S FRYING
> PAN-DRYING
> PAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yaa, that was a bad pun, wasnt it?
> WUSSCRAPPA SUCKS AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!
*scratches head* i did?
> HE IS IN THE DUMB CWOKO STUPID FARM ALONG WITH
> FATERMOP AKA TRACY AND ORY
> GACK AKA
> GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a dumb what farm? is that in spanish or something? ^_^;;; hey now, gary and tracey happen to be 2 of my favorite characters *worships seki tomokazu-sama, tracey's japanese voice actor* i dont call ash all the names i'd like to call him, do i? (well, not in this email anyway...)
> THE CWOKO MOTTO IS:
> I AM A FAT MAN WITH A DREAM,
> I WEAR FAT CLOTHES,
> THEY DON'T FIT,
> I AM THE LEADER OF CWOKO STUPID FARM!
didn't u know, the baggy look is in? and at least tracey's clothes are color-coordinated.
oooooooh! burn!
> WOAH!!!! LOOK AT THAT BLUBER FLY!!!!!!!!
hehe, reminded me of how the dodgemaster tim calls him the chubby chub chubbo chub chubster (which i fondly also refer to him as at times). but hey we all know he actually does have a nice body- remember the tan nurse joy episode? *drools slightly at the thought*
MEOWTH AIN'T DUMB LIKE ALL DUMB
> GYMSHIPPA, PALLETSHIPPA,
> RUMISHIPPA, KOKOSHIPPA, NEOSHIPPA, ELDERSHIPPA,
> EGOSHIPPA, THAT CRAPPIDY AND
> JESSIE SHIPPA, ORANGESHIPPA, 2000SHIPPA,
> BASEBALLSHIPPA, CRYBABY TRAINER
> WUSSCRAPPA SHIPPA, AND ANY OTHER ONES TO DO WITH ASH
> MISTY JESSIE OR JAMES
> BESIDE TWERPSHIPPING OR ROCKETSHIPPING, OR
> SHOKAISHIPPING.
ah, i see you follow the ancient law of "everyone is entitled to my opinion." hey, u should let the people love who they love, no da?
> PIKACHU AND TOGEPI ARE EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT
> PIKACHU IS JUST CUTE SO HE
> ONLY SORT OF MAKES UP FOR THAT.
agreed, a little. they are devils. but pikachu isn't cute- it's just an act. satan, too, can change his appearance when it suits him...
>BUT NOW HE'S HALFWAY
> TO CHINA CUS HE/SHE
> FELL OFF A BOTTOMLESS CLIFF.
> YEAH HE FELL WITH WUSSCRAPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> ONLY WUSSCRAPPA DIED ON
> THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN NO ONE WENT
> TO HIS FUNERAL NOT EVEN
> THE GUY WHO WAS MEANT TO BE RUNNING
> IT!!!
i would have gone... *drops roses onto brock's grave, then realizes he isn't really dead and the roses were actually placed on touga's grave* TOUGA-CHAN! *sob*
>THEN THE HIT CHINA AND
> DIED BUT WUSSCRAPPA GOT
> KILLED ABOUT 70000000000000000 BILLION TIMES BY HIS
> "FRIENDS" ALONG THE WAY
> SO HE WAS ALREADY DEAD BUT..... OHHHHHH
> WELL!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought u said it was 20 billion earlier...
> FTAERMOP AND ORY GACK WERE ALREADY IN CHINA AND THEY
> GOT KASPLATED BY
> PIKACHU AND WUSSCRAPPA LANDING ON THEM. THEN THEY
> GOT BLASTED OFF TO PLUTO
> AND HIT PINECO AND EXPLODED WITH THEM. THEN THEIR
> EARS AND EYEBALLS FLEW OUT
> OF THEIR SOCKETS AND FELL INTO THE OCEAN BACK ON
> EARTH, WHERE A JETSOT ATE
> THEM. THEN DELI CAME ALONG AND SAID TO THE EYEBALLS,
> 'DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE
> YOUR YOU KNOW WHATS!" THEN SHE SELF-DESTRUCTED.
thanks for the lovely visual. i'm going to have some pleasant dreams tonight.
> THEN ASH MISTY JESSIE AND JAMES CAME ALONG AND ALL
> DECIDED TO KILL DELI AND
> PROF. GRANNY (millions of names) HOW ABOUT MIYAMOTTO
>AND MONDO???????????
harsh. i think they'd be put in prison for that, wouldnt they? probably get the death sentence too... aaaah not my koji-chan!
> MIYAMOTO CAN JUST BE DEAD. DON'T REALLY LIKE HER BUT
> SINCE SHE'S JESSIE'S
> MUM SHE CAN JUST BE DEAD. MONDO JUST SUCKS.
what do u have against them? they havent even been ON the show!
heh, the message got truncated right about here. that's ok, though, because the rest just confused me. it sounds like the entire cast of pokemon hates me or something...
well, *looks up again* jeffy (can i call u jeffy?) it seems that you're a very opinionated person. i respect that- some people *cough* haley-chan *cough* can't decide what to eat for lunch.
even so, i don't think this is the way you want to go about expressing your opinions. yes, i'm a gymshipper, and believe it or not, there really are quite a few people out there who believe it. why, i even heard a rumor from a fairly reliable source that there'd be an ash/misty/brock love triangle...
you can keep being a twerpshipper for as long as you like- much as i hate to admit it, it'll probably happen- but that doesn't mean you have to write people who don't agree long messages in different colors with caps lock. *squints eyes* -_-;; poor eyes... i'll have to keep them closed for, like, an hour now just to wear off the overuse of big letters and colors...
oh, yes, and one more little question: what do u have against brock and tracey? gary, ok, i understand- he's the antagonist, and he can be a jerk. but brock and tracey? the sketcher hardly said anything, and brock's just a nice kind of guy...
at any rate, i appreciate your letter. its the first time i ever got flamed! arigatou!
Dee ~_^
Hehe, believe it or not, I actually think I like flames! *Big smile* C'mon, all you people who hate me! Take a swing, go on, I won't mind!
