Win My Award!Win MY Award!That's correct, folks, step right up and be the first on your block to win the very special Ii Kanjii Seal of Approval!
James: It's a seal!
Jessie: And approved!
Me: Yes indeedy! Not only is the award beautifully, uh, beautifulerific ^_^;; but it's got James crossdressing! What MORE could you want!?
James: A Farrari!
Me: ...So anyway, if you want this (which I'm SURE you must!) go ahead and E-mail me! Don't delay! Hurry up and click that button and send your message away! If I like your site and find it either
A. Hilarious
B. Just plain good
Or C. ROCKETSHIPPY OR GYMSHIPPY! YEEHAW!
I'll send you the HTML coding to get this very special award.
Jessie: Wow, that sounds amazingly amazinglicious! What's it look like?
Me: That's a fine question. There are, in fact, two versions you can get. First you can get my super cheap has-no-technologyy version...
Or you can get the techno-savvy Gemma's DEElightful version..
Isn't that great?
James: It's fabulously fabulistic!
Me: Dat's right Jim, and if you e-mail me now this incredible award can be yours!Oh, and by the way...
COPY THE HTML AND PUT IT ON YOUR SITE WITHOUT TALKING TO ME FIRST, AND I'LL FIND OUT. MAYBE NOT TODAY, MAYBE NOT TOMORROW, BUT I WILL, AND THEN I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE POPCORN KERNELS UNDER YOUR FINGERNAILS AND STICK THEM IN A MICROWAVE!
Jessie: How ya like them apples?
James: Stealin' is bad, mm'kay?
Me: So e-mail me now! Do it! C'mon, don't waste time reading this! E-mail me now! ^_^Check out all the Awesomely Awesomeriffic People Who've Won My Award!What You're Going Back to the Main Page? Did you E-mail Me? You Didn't? POOHEADS!Heading on Back, Are Ya? Did you E-Mail Me? YOU DID!? Yeehaw!
