10. Ash- What's there to say?
9. "Who's that Pokémon?"- Hm. There's an outline of an exact specific Pokémon! It's one that I've seen at least a million times on the TV show. Oh, and lookie, they gave me a hint on the bottom! I WONDER what it could be? It's Tentacool! I was right! I must be the smartest person in the world!
8. Giovanni's Eyebrows- Or lack thereof. I always wondered what made him seem so scary, then I figured it out! No eyebrows! Is that natural? I doubt it.
7. Brock's Eyes- Does he have eyes? Will he ever open them? Or are his eyes the slits? And WHY doesn't he run into walls!? AH! Now I've got cross-eyed just trying to figure it out!
6. The same friggin' plotline- Meet some news friends. Meet new Pokémon. Battle TR. Win. Learn a lesson. And Gym episodes are even worse. Enter Gym. Brock and Misty commentate. TR does nothing. Ash is losing... No wait, he wins. Snoozie fest.
5. TR's losing streak- How is it that Ash miraculously succeeds every freaking time, but TR has yet to win a single anything? Please. NO ONE (especially Sexy Jim and Awesome Jess) could lose everytime!
4. Richie/Todd/Seamore- Richie because he's too damn much like Ash, Seamore because he's a hopeless psychopathic stupid poetry writer, and Todd... I don't know. He just irritates me.
3. The Horrendous Butchering of Pokémon- Come on dubbers. You can cut an animé and still keep it uncorny... er... that isn't a word... but anyway... the titles are annoying ("Forest Grumps"? I mean, really), and the gruesome, you know, lack of what animé is made of- cussing, deep plots, uncornyness!
2. Ash- So annoying, he gets two spots!
1. The Narrator- Am I the only person who wants to kill this guy? He always comes on, bubbly and happy, and he exaggerates all his 2-3 lines. "Today, Ash and his friends are enjoying a beautiful day when... UH OH!" "Misty's seeing red, which is sure to make Brock blue. Orange you dying to see what happens in the next episode?" AAAAAAAH! *Hangs self with yarn (henceforth it snaps)* Who's his voice actor, anyway? He's gettin' a throwdown one of these days!
You know, I just realized this list was just an excuse for me to rant... ^_^ OH WELL! ^_^
