10. Brock, let me do the work today. You're overdoing it. (A/N: Come on. We all know how lazy he is.)
9. Jessie, I love you! (A/N: He BETTER not say this; I'm a die-hard Rocketshipper.)
8. Misty, I think your sisters are prettier than you. *considering* Hey, d'ya think Violet would want to go out with me?
7. Gary, I'll never be a better trainer than you.
6. May, will you marry me? (A/N: Well, maybe in the manga...)
5. Misty, here's the check for your new bike! (A/N: As if the deadbeat would really pay up?)
4. I'm gonna join Team Rocket! (A/N: It WOULD make him cooler...)
3. Pikachu, go with Team Rocket. They'll be better trainers for you. (A/N: We wish.)
2. I'll never be a Pokemon Master. (A/N: Too true.)
1. E=mc2
