10. He stuck his face to the screen watching some screwed-up Japanese show that gives people seizures, and his eyes exploded
9. Mommy always said "Your face will stick that way if you make faces at Chinese people"
8. He had no eyes to begin with; the animators believed people would think of Pokemon as some weird Satan-worshipping cartoon if a guy walked around with no eyes, so they drew two lines on his face to represent his loss of eyes.
7. He thought to himself one day "I wonder what will happen if I pour this deadly chemical into my eyes.. GAAAAAAH!!!"
6. His parents worked in coal mines, and seeing as how all his siblings are screw-ups, he was pobably one himself (and still is). While being a child of three, he helped his demented family in the coal mines, and fell down a hole, thus ruining his eyes. His siblings thought having no eyes woul be cool, so they all jumped in after him, except that they damaged their brains as well as their eyes.
5. Team Rocket put a homing device in each of his eyes. (THIS is how they always know where the twerps are)
4. Ash thought they were Pokemon so he threw a Pokeball in Brock's face and caught his eyes
3. Someone poked them out because they were scary
2. Someone thought it would be funny to glue his eyes shut
1. He's always on drugs and doesn't have the strength to pry them open. He also doesn't want to stop seeing the swirling colors in the darkness.
