Not that that's big news for anyone... I just thought it sounded like a good Top 10 List.
10. Team Rocket are really close friends. You argue? You say Ash and his buds are tight too? Then tell me this: WHY DID THEY LEAVE BROCK TO ROT ON VALENCIA? You argue again? You say that they just wanted Brock to be happy? Well, they could have been a little more compassionate about it. Just, "Bye, see ya." TR now... when Meowth was gonna be that king for the freaky cult, they hung around for a little while, then got these caring smiles and were like, "He'll be much happier here." Can't argue with that, now can you?
9. Jessie, James and Meowth have incredibly cool laughs. Brock is the only twerp with a semi-decent laugh. Ash's is horribly irritating, and Misty's is just blah. James' laugh alone could beat the twerps- the trio combined blow 'em outta the water!
8. Jessie makes a better girl than Misty. Hell, James makes a better girl than Misty.
7. Twerp number of cross-dresses: 1
6. Does ASH have a motto?
5. Team Rocket doesn't have to tell everyone that they're "So-and-so from the town of whatever." Everyone already knows them!
4. Their adult mentor person isn't a constipated old guy or a ditzy mom.
3. Their outfits are color-coordinated.
2. THEY HAVE EYES!
1. Everybody loves comic relief! Sorry, but I didn't have any room to mention the fact that James is a sexy sexin sexay!
Team Rocket number of cross-dresses: Somewhere between 10 and 15
