Bat Girl
Mina: Do do do do do do do do, batgirl!
Luna424: Whatever, well a lot of you always wonder if Molly could ever be a Senshi...
Mina: Now that is a scary thought...
Luna424: Well anyways (thinks) hey why do you always help me introduce teh show?
Mina: Oh, um, I don't know, you like me?
Luna424: Um, no. But anyways. All you people who wonder, she already has a job, she's BATGIRL!
Mina: Do do do do-
Luna424: SHUT-UP!!! Well anyway here is one of her adventures....
Announcer: In a dark corner of down town Tokyo, a young girl eats a chicken leg...
Serena: A chicken leg?
Announcer: Yes, and little does she know she is in grave danger...
Little girl (susie): Mmm, good chicken, well I guess I'll just walk home alone is this bad part of town at midnight. (sigh) It's such a pretty night...
Sailor Moon: Why do people have to be sooo stupid, I mean now we're stuck baby-sitting the brat all night...
Mars: Well do you have something better to do?
Moon: Sleep!
Mercury: But keep an eye on her...k?
Veuns: Ok, fine, but, oh, no, I can't seem to find her.
Moon: Oh well lets go home...
Jupiter: Do you have a heart?
Moon: Yes, a pure one, as we all know soo well...
Mercury: Funny, oh there she is (points to the girl, walking into a night club) Well you don't see that everyday...
Jupiter: Ooo! Looks like fun, I wanna go in...
Veuns: At least de-transform first.
Mercury: No! Jupiter put on something over that! You need your powers.
Mars: We all do...Oh! How about we use that pen thingie!
Moon: THAT'S MINE!!!!
Mars: (snatches pen) Well you love to share don't you, ok, everyone in a circle, ok, DISGUES POWER, turn us into club girls!
Mercury: Oh, no.....
(all the girls are transformed into striper looking girls in bunny outfits, you know the skimpy one, not the big hood head type ones...)
Mercury: I don't like this...
Jupiter: (tosses her hair) Just call me, Bambi.
Moon: Oh this is soooo cool! Lets go in! (runs in with the others following, they come in to see Susie on the bar counter singing, if you were wondering the girl is FIVE!)
Mars: The girls got talent...
Mercury: How imparising.
Buba (he's drunk): Hello sweet-heart, how bout a kiss (grabs Mars)
Mars: AHHHHHHH! (slaps him) AH! Let me go!!!!! Ew! (slapds him repetivally) NO! LET ME GO!!!!!
Jupiter: (punches the guy in the stomach) Ha!
Susie: Hello there, can you help me, I need to find my Mommy, she works here.
Mercury: Oh my.
Susie: She's the manager...(everyone looks relived) Yeah and-(a loud crash is herd and a shadowy figure appears in the window)
Batgirl: I am the dead of night and the promise of the future, I'm also really thirsty.
Bartender: What'll it be?
Batgirl: Pepsi, on the rocks.
Moon: MOLLY????
Batgirl: Do I know you?
Moon: Yea, Molly, I'm Seren- (Raye elbows her in the ribs) Ow, oh well no then.
Batgirl: Ok, whatever.
Mars: Well it was nice meeting you, but we really must be going (everyone turns to Susie) lets go find your mommy!
Susie: Ok, oh, there she is (runs up to Molly)
Moon: Well this seems rather familiar...
Batgirl: Yes, this is my daughter, mine and Melvin's...
Moon: YOUR ONLY 16!!!!!!!!!
Batgirl: Oh well she fell out of the sky, on our head, kind of strange.
Moon: How so?
Batgirl: Whatever.
Susie: Well thank you all, very much!
Mars: Awwww, how sweet! Not like another five year old I know...
moon: Really...
Buba: I never got my kiss!
Senshi: AHHHHH! RUN FOR IT! (all run away, but Moon stops)
Moon: Oh my gosh!!!! Darien! What are you doing here, and who is THAT????
Luna424: Oh hi! I was making Darien buy me dinner because he stepped in my foot this afternoon at the tapping of the other shows.
Darien: She ordered everything on the menu!
Luna424: Yea! And he's gonna pay for ALL of it!
Darien: WHAT!!!!
Luna424: Did I studder? (sees waiter) Oh we want some dessert!
Darien: (slaps head) Check please!
Luna424: Ooo! A cake!!! Yummy!
Darien: Serena, save me!
Moon: I anit got no money!
Mercury: Proper english please!
Jupiter: But we're in Japan!
Mercury: Good point...
Batgirl: We must fly there is trouble! (points to a dude out side waving a flashlight) Um, eh, he we're on a buget.
Moon: Yeah, us too, we don't even have a car we have to sprint everywhere.
Mars: I'm the only one with actual stuff...
Moon: Hey, I have stuff, I have a (counts on fingers) wand and a taira and a crystal and a locket and a, um, er, cup thingy, and er, I have have them (ponints to scouts)
Scouts: Hey!
Bat gril: We must fly!
Jupiter: Er, we can't fly...
Bat girl: (whispering) Oh, well I can't eathier, just play along (jumps out window and is pulled up by a big rope)
Moon: Coolies (jumps out window followed by the rest of the scouts)
Everyone: Tres Cool!
Bat Gilr: Now sing with me, dodooddooddoododdodododododododo!
Moon: Ok, the buget thing right?
Bat girl: dododododoodod, um, yeah, dododododooddododododo!
Venus: DODODODOODODODODODOODODODODODO!
Bat girl: There!! You see it!
Moon: What?
Bat girl: the thing!
Moon: What thing?
Bat girl: THE THING!!!! AHHHHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Moon: Right, ok, whatever...well we must be going...
Mercury: Yep, um, it's late and we have to go home, and er, um, sleep.
Bat girl: OK! GO AND GET HELP!
Jupiter: Right, well bye...
Bat girl: (falls off her rope) ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Moon: Should we help her?
Mars: Nah.
Jupiter: Well how do we get off these ropes??
Moon: AHHHHHHH! WE'RE STUCK ON THIS THING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THING!!! ahhhhh!
(camera zooms out)
Luna424: Well I wouldn't say that was the best one I've ever done...oops, I'm sorry I needed somehting (crowd of people come at her with large sharp objects) AHHHHHHHH! HELP ME!!!