To Darien from...

Luna424: (reading over letter in shock) (whispers) no.

Erin: Whats wrong?

Luna424: (holds out letter, with head down in shame)

Erin: (reads) Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Luna424: Darien, you have a letter...

Darien: Oh, let me see it!

Luna424: Grrr, lets get this over with...

 

Hi Dairen!

 

Darien: HI! 

Luna424: Bye!  (grabs letter and heads for the shredder<hehe that rhymes!>)

Darien: Uh, uh, uh! MY LETTER!!

Luna424: WHATEVER!!

 

You are soooooooooo

 

Luna424: Nasty?  Disgusting, ugly, booty?

 

HOT!!

 

Luna424: OH PUKE!!!!!!! JUST PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE PUKE!!!!!!!!

Crystal: PUKE!  DOUBLE!!!!!!!  ACK!!!

Erin: STOP TALKING ABOUT PUKE!!

 

I mean, you are really HOT and nice and funny and smart and...

 

Luna424: (turns green)

 

JUST HOT!!!!

 

Luna424: (Runs to the bathroom)

 

And Serena is soooooo lucky to have a guy like you!!

 

Luna424: (From inside bathroom) NO WAY!!!!  IS NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT!!!

Crystal: NO NO NO!!  Where does this girl live????  MAN!!  WE HAVE TO GO FIND HER AND SET HER STRAIGHT!!!

Luna424: Yea!  (bursts out of bathroom) Bring your Sailor Stars tapes!!  SEIYA FEST!!!

Crystal: YAY!!

Seiya: Do I have to come?

Luna and Crystal: YES!!! (stuffs him in a BIG bag) MUHAHAHHAHAHA!

Seiya: Just another day with these freaks...

 

And I wish I was Serena!!

 

Everyone: Blink blink.

Serena: What? She wants to be like me!!  I don't blame her...

Raye: Uh huh right, so she can be a doughnut snoffing weasel?

Serena: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE SOOOOOOOOO MEAN!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Everyone: SHUT-UP!!!

 

Lotsa Luv,

 

A friend

 

Luna424: A FRIEND??????

Crystal: Looks like someone won't admit that they sent it to him!

Seiya: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Serena glares) Oh, um, (cough) Hairball....

Serena: (grabs letter) Hey, this is Darien's hand writing....

Luna424: (grabs letter) Ah!  This IS his handwriting!!  HE sent the letter himself!!!!

Everyone: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Darien: Um, well, I was really bored...

Luna424: (talking around laughter) Yeah........right........you......freak........

Darien: Aw man....