Luna424 vs. Darien

 

Erin: Hello, and welcome to SBZ!  I'm your commentary, Erin.  And this is my assistant, Sarah.

Sarah: YO!!!!  

Erin: Yes, well today's match is between Luna (the girl) and Darien.

Luna424: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!

Darien: NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

Luna424: LET ME AT HIM!!!!!!  (she is dressed in a werido outfit, like a superwoman or something, with a cape)

Erin: What are you wearing?

Luna424: MY UNIFORM!  I AM THE KEEPER OF STUFF!!!  THE PROTECTOR OF CRUD!  I AM SUPER LUNA (luna) (luna) (luna) !!!

Erin: RRRIIIGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT.

Luna424: YAY!!!!

Darien: (reading) Oh, I am sooo scared.

Luna424: DIE!  YOU, YOU, YOU, ERIN I NEED A WORD HERE!!

Erin: (flipping through dictionary) Um, er, um, cro-, no pro-, no, AH HA (closes book) Digbat!

Luna424: Thanks, good one!  YOU DIGBAT!!!!  (runs toward him)AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!A!!A!A!!A

Sarah: And Darien is toughing roses like mad!!  Luna is well dodging them.  She goes for the head, ooo, a good head blow, AH!!  Darien's head has fallen off!!  Oh wait it was in his shirt...Luna kicks, and Darien is out cold!  She's moving in for the kill, the neck ,she's strangling him, ACK!  He wakes up!!  IT'S ALIVE!!!!!  He troughs her on the ground, this is getting out of hand...she passed out, he is gonna seriously hurt her!  Luna wakes up, she's trying to get out it doesn't look good for earthier one of them.  Darien is just staring at her. 

Luna424: YOU IDIOT GET OFF ME!!!

Sarah: She is slapping him receptively.  He keeps staring...is he asleep??  I think he is....oh wait he is getting up, walking away, laying down on the bleachers, and going to sleep.

Everyone:????

Luan424: GET YOUR BOOTY UP AND FIGHT!!!!

Darien: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna424: Sigh, oh well theres always next time....

Sarah: Um, ok, that was odd, well, tune in next weeek for another eposode of...

Erin:  SBZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (z) (z) (z)

Darien: ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Luna424: Z ya!