EVERYONE!

 

Luna424: (rummaging though big boxes of stuff) WHERE DID I PUT IT!!??

Lita: What?

Luna424: THE LETTER!!  I WROTE IT!  THEN I LOST IT!!

Yaten: I think you lost it a long time ago...

Luna424: It's from (thinks) never mind, I'll do it later...I mean, over, I mean now...

Seiya: Right then, ok let's read...werdio...

Dear Everyone,

HHHIIIIII!!!!!!

Yaten:  Why do I have this sinking feeling about this letter?

Is it just me, or does Taiki's hair look like Ace Ventura's? 

Taiki: ALL RIGHT!!  THAT'S IT!!  ENOUGH WITH THE HAIR!!!

Alright, now onto the shameless flattery! 

Taiki: About my hair? NO!!  PROPLY ABOUT HOW HOT DARIEN IS OR SOMETHING!!

Luna424: PUKE!!!  NO NO NO NO NO NO!! IT'S FROM CRYSTAL YOU IDOTS!!!  CRYSTAL!!!  OK!!!  NOT DARIEN FLATTERY!!!!  NO NO NO NO!!  UGLY BOOTY FACE!!!  NOOOOOOO!

Everyone: (blink)

 

Yaten: Sorry Seiya, but I actually think Yaten's the cutest of the Three Lights! 

 

Yaten: You owe me twenty bucks!

Seiya: aw man!  Luna? (Luna424 comes running out of the zoo chasing 20 large male dear)

Luna424: CHARGE!!!  

Yaten: OH CRAP!!!

Setsuna: On with the letter...

 

You are HOT! In my opinion, you leave Heero in the DUST! 

 

Yaten: (getting up) Ok, your right, but leave me alone!

 

I've never actually seen Heero before, but.. well you're still cuter than him! 

 

Yaten: Ok right, syco stalker on the loose...

 

Such pretty green eyes... 

 

Yaten: Um, thanks...

Alina: Eyes of death!

 

beautiful sliver hair...

 

Yaten: Wow! Thanks!

Alina: PREMATURE AGING FREAK!!

Yaten: What is it about the lights hair that makes everyone so annoyed?

Alina: Three works, Premature.....aging...FREAK!!!

 

angelic voice... 

 

Alina: IT'S ALL CRAKLY!!!  IT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR IN A WIND TUNNEL! 

Yaten: You were listing to a bad MP3...

Alina: Oh yea...

 

AND IF ALINA'S DISSING MY YATEN, TELL HER TO SHUT-UP BEFORE I TELL DAVID SHE'S GOT THE WORLD BIGGEST CRUSH ON HIM!! 

 

Alina: Oh no you don't!!!! 

David: (walks in) Hi Alina.

Alina: (blush)

Luna424: HA!  I'm the autor!  I can make him do whatever ya want!!  ANYTHING!

(David starts singing opera) or...(David does the Macarena)...and even...(David goes into zoo and frees all the animals) YAY!!!

Alina: Hmmmm, that's a good point ya know, I'll start writing fan fics!

Yaten: Freak!

 

Ahem. Haruka, you're sooooo cool! I want a motorcycle too!! 

 

Luna424: I can have one (draws motor cycle) VROOM!!!  (rides around and around) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

 

You're also very cute... 

 

everyone: (gasp)

Mirchiru: WHAT???

 

Er, I mean, uh... Hey Hotaru, I love your glaive! 

 

Mirchiru: I will spare you for now young psycho...

Hotaru: Thanks, but it's mine!! NOT YOURS MINE MINE MINE!!

Harkara: I kinda like her...(luna424 gigles while typing on keybord)  LUNA!!  WHAT DID YOU DO???  DID I JUST?

Luan424: (giggles and runs off)

 

Best for last! Seiya: YOU RULE!!!!! 

 

Seiya: I know...

 

You've got the prettiest eyes... ::drool:: 

 

Luna424: Not on the carpet I just cleaned up the dear poop!

 

And you look so hot in leather... ::sigh:: 

 

Luna424: I look hot in leather.  My face gets all red and I start sweating, leather doesn't breathe ya know.  And how was I supposed to know that when you jump in a pool leather gets all...

Marchiru: Wet?

Luna424: Well ya, I got cooled off though...

 

AND JUST WHAT DID YOU THINK YOU WERE DOING, FLIRTING WITH MICHIRU?!?! 

 

Harkura: WHAT???????

Mirchiru: Oh nothing nevermind...

Seiya: Er, um, er-

Luna424: (rides by on a hors) jump on!  I've seen that sword she has!

Harkaura: (battle cry) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

::clams down:: Um, where was I? 

 

Alina: In an insane asylum...

 

Oh yes. No one can sing like you! I love all your songs!!!!

 

Seiya: Thanks (seees harkura) AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!  (thoughs Luna off) 

Luna424: OWIE!  HEY!  THAT'S A RENTAL!!

 

I LOVE YOU!!!!!! MARRY ME!!!!! OR ELSE!!!!! 

 

Seiya: Um, no...

Luna424: Ooooo!  Or else what? (holds breath)

 

FREE THE ANIMALS!!! 

 

Luna424: (wipes a tear) I have trained her well...(runs of and joins her ) 

 

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! <runs into zoo and frees all the animals> 

 

(camera starts to zoom in on the zoo) 

Alina: No, let's just listin, shall we?

(we hear elephant roars and hoof stomps and all sorts of stuff coming from the zoo)

Alina: Ahhhh, the wonder of nature...

 

Gee, I've always wanted to do that... Well, bye-bye everyone!

-Crystal

 

Seiya: (Tramps out of zoo) I AM SUEING!!!!!!!!!!!

Yaten: ME TOO!!!!!! 

Taiki: (dizzy) Did someone get the lisance number of that truck?

Mina: Mommy, I don't want to go to school today...

Amy: (Taking notes) I have gotten alot of animal notes..( Seiya colapses) Ah, now I can test me knowlege of CPR!