Luna424 vs The Zoo Keeper

Luna424:  (freeing animals) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  ANIMALS!!  ON TO THE...TIGERS!!!!!

Seiya: (running around) AHHHHH!  NOT THE TIGERS!!!!

Mirchiru: (On top of the snake house) This is soooooo bad for my tan...

Yaten: (in tank with sharks) Luna!  (gulp) HELP ME!!

Luna424: (riding on the back of a dolphin) WHEHA!!!!!!

Lita: (on top of a light post) I'm safe up here...(peacock lands on her shoulder and starts pecking her) AHHHH! GET OFF ME!!!!!!

Mina: (hiding behind a tree) Be...very...quiet....

Raye: (standing in front of a elephant) Er...um....MARS FLAME SNIPER!!! (elephant is set on fire, but seems to be unhurt) OH CRAP!!!  (flaming elephant chases her around)

Taiki: (looking all over the place) WHERE IS MY HEADSET!!!???

Luna424: I took it!  (dives into water) It's somewhere in the water...wanna take a look?

Taiki: (sees sharks) Er...no...

Luna424: Well I'm pooped...(climbs out of tank and snaps fingers, all animals go back into their cages) Wanna get some lunch?

Serena: (snaps fingers at a bird) FLY HOME!!!

Luna424: Whatever...(PA system comes on)

PA: "Will Luna424 please come to the entrance gates...will Luna424 please come to the entrance gates... thank you...."

Serena: Busted...

Luna424: Oh come off it!  If I was you I would be more worried about your little sweetie over there...(points to Darien hanging from the back of an elephant) and Dumbo over there just had elephant Laxatives...oh and I was referring to the elephant, not Darien...

Serena: DARIEN!!!  (runs away)

Seiya: Hey, if I was you I would go to the entrance, I think your in trouble...

Luna424: I'll go when I'm good and ready...right now I want some lunch...

PA: GET YOUR BUTT UP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luna424: Um, ok, I think I'm ready now...(slides down the rail)

Narrator: Luna is running to the entrance, being distracted by a few ice cream carts... but anyho, she made it to the entrance, just in time, everybody else made it there faster, it was just around the corner, Luna ran all the way around the zoo...

Luna424: (slides to a stop) Mr.  Keeper I presume...

Mr. Keeper (the zoo keeper): Luna..Luna424..it is a pleasure to meet you miss Luna...finnally...

Rini: (eating popcorn) Great entertainment...

Luna424: And you... Mr. Keeper, I have ducked past you for years...but now I'll pay the price...(raises eyebrows) ...or am I?

Mr. Keeper: Oh really?

Luna424: Oh come on... all these years?

Mr. Keeper: You will pay...

(does cowboy old western music, and show down)

Luna424: HURRICANE STAR POWER MAKE-UP!!!!!

(transforms...)

Mr. Keeper: Oh really?  (pulls out a rose)

Luna424: (gag) No....

Mr. Keeper: (transforms into TUXEDO MASK!! *puke*)

Luna424: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serena: GO DARIEN!!

Luna424: (on knees)  WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY!!!!!!! (thinks) Oh YES YES YES!!!!!

Tux: Oh crap crap crap!!

Luna424: (smile) HURRICANE WINDS BLOW!!!!!! (Tux is blown away)

Luna424: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

(Guy with a big net shows up)

Luna424: Oh man!!

Guy: AHHHHH!! YOU ARE A NUT CASE!!!!

Luna424: (stops screaming) Thank you!  (screams) (runs away)

Guy: Well she's gone now...

Luna424: I WILL RETURN!!!!!!