Who Wants to Be A Millionaire? 

Luna424: Well this is a stupid title.

Lita: Huh?

Luna424:  I mean who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Lita: You wrote the title, baka.

Luna424: No need for names, but anyway, here comes Regis! (Regis walks in and sees all the senshi)

Regis: Oh, you need to be outside waiting with everyone else. (everyone has a evil smile) What, am I missing something?

Raye: Luna go! (background info: My nick name, well kind of, is Luna, that's what people call me in chat rooms and stuff, so that's what I do)

Luna424: Hey, I'm not a pokemon!  But here I go! (pushes up a door on the back of a truck, all the zoo animals run out and trample around outside)

Guard: PLEASE CLEAR THE BUILDING, TAPING FOR THE SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELED. I REPEAT IT IS CANCELED!  GO HOME!

Regis: Well then I must be going (tries to sneak out, but three lights grab him)

Seiya: Alright, your coming with us.

Regis: AHHH! No!  Security! (Taiki stuffs a wad of paper in his mouth)

Luna424:  AH! NO!  Taiki!  That was the script!

Taiki:  Well sorry, he needed to shut-up!

Luna424: Well I guess we have to wing it...

Taiki: Don't we always?

Luna424: Well yes we do so, um, carry on.

(Three lights throw Regis into the hot seat gagged and tied up, Harkara takes a seat next to him, with the space sword in hand)

Harkara: Alright, move and I'll sick Bessie on ya!

Everyone: Bessie?

Harkara: Well I wanted to give the Space Sword more of a name, easy to remember you know.

Luna424: Whatever, well we need an audience.

Yaten: Serena, Rini, Amy, and Mina are taking care of that.

Out side in the middle of times square

Rini: How are we gonna get people to come to this stinkin show?

Mina: I have an idea!  VENUS CRYSTAL POWER! (transforms)

Serena: So your idea is?

Venus: (whispers in Serena's ear) got it?

Serena: That's a really bad idea!

Venus: Do you have a better one.

Serena: Well, no...

Venus: (Runs off) then do mine!

Serena: Fine (unenthusiastically) Ah. Look its Sailor V.

Venus: (from behind a dumpster) Make it more believable!

Serena: (very cheesed) Ok!  AHHHHHH!  LOOK IT'S SAILOR V!!!!! (No one even looks up)  HELLO!  Its sailor V!  You know, Sailor V, HELLO!!!! (Everyone is in a big circle looking at something)  Huh? What are you doing?  (they keep looking) Hello! excuse me! (pushes her way through the crowd to see that Rini is doing a little dance and Amy is taking up money from the crowd.

Venus and Serena: Well isn't that odd.

(Rini and Amy led the crowd into the studio where the rest of the Senshi were waiting in the little chair thingies that sit around the hot seat where you punch in the answers, you know)

Regis: (nervously) Wel-wel-come to Who Wants to be a Millionaire.  We have some really weird (Harkara hits him in the ribs) lovely people today, here they are,

Serena, er, um, er, t-t-t, well Serena from Tokyo

(Serena was looking around cluelessly)

Amy Anderson from, Tokyo 

(amy smiled and waved)

Lita, er Lita from Tokyo 

(Lita smiled and winked)

Mina from Tokyo

(she stuck out  her tounge and did a peace sign)

Raye from Tokyo

(Raye pulled down her eye lid and stuck out her tounge)

Do I see a pattern here?

Mirchiru from Tokyo

(she smiled)

Horatru from Tokyo

(Hortaru waved politely)

Rini from Tokyo

(she winked)

And um, these three, you guessed it, from Toyko

(the three lights looked bored)

And here is our fastest finger question, Put these numbers in their correct order, huh, who wrote this?

Luna424: Well we're winging it.

Regis: Oh, ok, well 5,6,7, and 8.

Serena: Huh, this is hard WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Raye: This is stupid!

Rini:  Oo!  I know!

Mina: No I'm gonna getit before you brat!

Seiya: Right, this is dumb.

Yaten: I have no comment.

Luna424:  (wearing a  headset) What do you mean, bad ratings?  We're doing great!  I bet better than you could!  Hello, hello?

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.(Test pattern) bbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppp

(gasp for air) bbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp

Serena: Rini, what are you doing? (still test pattern)

Rini: Luna told me to.

Serena: Well stop!  

Rini: No! bbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppp

Luna424: Oh boy, we were canceled!  I can't believe them, cancel us will they (chainsaw roar)

Serena and Rini: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Announcer dude: Well thats it for those crazy folks (chainsaw roar) AHHHHHHHHHH!