NEWS

Luna424:  So how do you work this camera thing?  Oh, I see the button there (camera turns on to see Serena sleeping on the desk, Seiya getting make-up, and Amy reading over her notes.) Guys were on in ten, nine, eight ( everyone straightens up, except Serena)

Amy: Hello and welcome to the 9:00 NEWS!  Our top story today, S ans Super S season to be aired on Cartoon Network.

Seiya: What about Stars?

Amy: My sources say that that season has a bit to much nudity and other stuff.

Seiya: Other stuff?

Amy:  Well, um, hehe, you guys transform from guys into girls, just strange.

Seiya: STRANGE?  GRRRRR, WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE PEOPLE!

Amy: Er, hehe, well anyho....many technicalities have come out of the current playing S season.  We were all happy that DIC...

everybody: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Amy: Did not dub it.  Well it was dubbed by a new anime company called CWI Clover way.  We now go live to Raye who is on the streets, Raye?

Raye:  Yea, Amy, I can hear ya.  I'm hear live right outside the CWI Clover way building, where many protesters have gathered.  Amy, this is almost as bad as the 1994 DIC editing scandal.  I see among the crowd, HARKARA?!

Harkara: YEA!  I'm hear because those idiots gave me a really stupid name!  AMARA!  What kind of stupid name is that?  Everybody told me that I was gonna be Alex, or Corrine!  But AMARA??

Raye: Yes, I see your point.  I also see Setusuna in the crowd, Setsuna?

Setsuna: Yes, I'm am hear to help these people get their minds made up.  I was strictly told I would be named Susan.  It made sense to me,  But they turned around and named me Trista.  It's not really that bad of a name, yet, it was a shock.

Raye: Well we have some controversy to the naming thing, we have some unhappy voices over here (Serena and Amy march in carrying big signs) Um, don't you guys have a show to do, I was just talking to you Amy, you need to be at the studio.

Amy: Well I need to speak my mind.  But I don't want to speak it with this snot congested nose!

Raye: Yes, I see, but I hear that Serena's voice is the worst, Serena care to comment? (she shakes her head no) Serena, I'm sure you have a lot to say...(shakes her head yes)...Well then say it! (shakes no) WHAT???

Amy: Raye, she is to ashamed to talk with her new voice.

Raye: Oh, I see, well lets just make this R season, K? (shakes her head yes) Ok (Raye pushes a big button and the outers disappear) 

Serena: WOOOO!  I've got my voice back!  Yahoo!  Those idiots!  I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind! (runs into building, followed by Amy)

Raye:  Well, here comes Rini, now, lets talk to her.

Rini: Well I like my other season voice better, can we go back there?

Raye: (drop) Ok, sure. (presses button)

Rini: Ah, that's better.  Well, oh, yes, WHY DID THEY NAME ME MINI MOON, THIS ISN'T AUSTIN POWERS PEOPLE!  I MEAN...(puts little finger up to her mouth)...DO I EVEN LOOK EVIL?

Mina: Well yes, a little.

Rini: Why I outta....(chases her around)

Mina: (running) Hey, I'm bigger than you! (turns around and starts chasing Rini)

Raye: Well back to you, Amy-I mean-Seiya.

Seiya: Well that's interesting, isn't it, we now go to Lita for weather.

Lita: Thanks Seiya, today it's gonna be sunny, then it's gonna rain, then it's gonna pour (Starts to sing) and you can't tear apart my heart anymore!  Yea, yea, yea, dododododo, yea, yea, uh-(sticks note) huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh!

Seiya: Right, whatever.  We now go to Yaten with a update on Sailor Moon Magna and Trading card sales.  Yaten?

Yaten: (flipping threw a Magna) We're not in here.

Seiya: What?!

Yaten: (Holds up cards) Here either.  Actually these are really cheesy, look (reads) Amy always studies hard and meets her goals, can you? (looks up) Oh, please!

Luna424:  I think they're cool! (is playing a game of trading with Erin)

Erin:  Hey, Yaten, you have #27?  I need it.

Yaten: Um, yea, ok (hands her the card)

Erin: Oh, goodie, sit down Yaten...

Yaten: Uh, no.

Erin: SIT DOWN!!!!

Yaten: Ok, ok.

Erin: Ok, good, well Luna, do you have #22.

Luna424: Yea, but you can't have it!  It's my fave!  

Yaten: Ya'll are strange.

Erin: Well we don't transform from men in to women!  Now that's strange!

Yaten: Well at least I'm not a comic book nerd!

Luna424: Hey, look I only go to the comic book shop five times a week, ok, so get off my back!

Yaten: Five?  Well I'm impressed.

Luna424:  Well ok, twice a day, but whose counting?

Yaten: (shakes head) Seiya, back to you.

Seiya: Ok, do you have a strange sort of sinking feeling...that everyone is insane here?

Yaten: Yes, they are.

Seiya: Ok, that's what I thought, well see you next time on the 9:00 NEWS! (some dinky music plays) wait no! (pulls out guitar and starts to play) Bye!