Senshi Olympics

 

Luna424: (riding horse in circles) Welcome to the 2000 Olympic Games! (big sheet falls on her head) G'day!  Hehe. (crowd roars) YEA! WE HAVE A CROWD!

Seiya: (riding horse in circles with all the other Senshi) Oh, I ment to give you a message...

Luna424: (stops) What?

Seiya: Um, these are the real Olympics. 

Luna424: Aw man. (thinks) Oh yes!  Just stick with me, I have a plan!

Everyone: Oh no...(the *real* horses and riders come in and trample everybody)

Serena: Owie!!!!

Yaten: Ack!!!

Luna424: This......was.....not.....in....my.....contract!!

Seiya: You don't have a contract!!

Luna424: Well, if I did this wouldn't be in it!

 

Later that day at the gymnastics place thing whatever...

 

Luna424: (in a brightly colored uniform with stars, and ribbons dangling every where)  Ok,  guys we're team Senshi!  Ok, put these on! (holds out the same thing she's wearing)

Serena: First of all I'm with Japan, second of all I'm am not wearing that outfit, third, ew.

Luna424: But I'm not Japanese, I don't even know how to speak it!  Anybody?

Everybody: (talks in Japanese)

Luna424: Well I'm the coach!  So, we need someone like me or something, like that...

Alina: (from stands) I speek Chinese!

Crystal: (eating hot dog) Mph, mph, mph!!

Alina: She says that she knows a little bit of Japanese.

Luan424: Cool!  Come down here!  And put on a outfit too!

Alina: (stares)

Crystal: (grabs Alina) Cool!!  I were a medium!

Alina:  I'll opt for a jacket (Luna throws her a jacket with stars hanging off and ribbons everywhere) Ok...(grabs Space Sword from Harkara and cuts off ribbons and stars) Ah, much better.

Luna424: So Crystal, you speek Japanese?

Crystal: Well...

Luna424: Well what?

Crystal: Um, Ai no Senshi, Taiki is a baka?

Mina: What?  THAT WAS PITIFUL!  NEVER INSULT THE AI NO SENSHI!

Taiki: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Alina: Just shut-up for a while...

Carystal: But..(Alina shoves hotdog in her mouth) Mph!!! (chews) Hmmm, yummy...

Seiya: What do the guys wear?

Luna424: Oh, ok, well you can just were jackets, your not in this, this is womens...

Yaten: No prob!  Wheres my headset?

Luna424: No, I like you better as guys (toses them jackets)

Darien: What about me?

Luna424: What about you?

Darien: What do I do?

Luna424: Oh, I signed you up for something...

Intercom: Darien Shields, paging Darien Shields, please report to the stables, clean up committee, thank you.

Darien: Why I outta...

Luna424: Why you outta what?  Go along now, duty calls!

Seiya: Ok, let's get going, Serena, get on the bars first.

Serena: Right! (runs up to the bars and hangs from them) Ok!

Seiya: ON THEM!  DO SOMETHING!

Serena: Um...(falls) OWIE!

Seiya: (Runs over to her and throws her on the bars, then spins her)

Serena: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (flys across the area) 

(judges give her a 2.2, for effort)

Luna424: YES!  Great score!  Ok, Crystal wanna go?

Crystal: FLOOR ROUTINE!!!!!! (runs on floor and starts jumping all over the place) WHAT'S IN YOUR HEAD ZOMBIE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!

Luna424: (runs out on floor too, starts doing random splits and dances)  WOOOOOOOO!

(judges give them a 8.2, they liked the music)

Seiya: Right then.....ok, Mina your on the horse go!

Mina: Who made you coach?

Seiya: Um, I did.

Mina: Ok, then...(Runs and does impressive splints and flips in the air, but lands in the stands) AHHHHH!

(judges give her a 5.6 for the splits)

Raye: I'm gonna go do rings!

Seiya: But that's a male sport....

Raye: (jumps on the rings and hangs there)

Seiya: Oh we're finished...

Luna424: Well we won!

Seiya: We did?

Luna424: We we're the only one's competing, we won!

Seiya: YAY!!!!!!! (Lifts Luna on his shoulders)

Luna424: Weeeeeeeeee!

Seiya: (stuggleing to hold her up) Erk....

(a crowd gathers and puts Rini on the shoulders, she's the lightest)

Rini: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

 

On to the Swimming Competitions!