Reboot
Luna424: Many of you may have herd of this show! It's called reboot...
Mina: Duh.
Luna424: Shut-up, and where was I, oh. Well Sailor Moon characters have been spotted in many of the episodes! WOO! Well, first of all, I like the show, so sue me. It all started when I couldn't find the remote after SM went off....but that's a different story. But you kind of have to watch the show or be familiar with the characters to understand this, I had to drag all of the Senshi to my computer, tie them down and listen to me talk about it, then I made them watch the whole series.
Serena: It was pretty good, yet five times through....
Luna424: Well, I wanted to make sure you knew it well.
Seiya: And that pop quiz was a little harsh...
Luna424: Oh, come on it was easy! But anyways, this is the thing! Oh and my name is Dupree, don't even ask, it's a REALLY REALLY REALLY long story! And I am a guardian! WOO! Oh and if you have no idea what I am talking about, click here, it will take you to reboot.com where you can look up reboot and other shows under productions. I would put a exact URL, but I can't get on the internet at this moment...well eathier go there or read on! And remember, stay frosty!
Luna424: Ok, ya'll are gonna be entering my computer. So you need to step through the monitor and you will become a sprite type person, or a bionome, witch ever you want. As you remember from the tutorial a bionome is...
Everyone: A robot
Serena: It's kind of ugly.
And a sprite is a....
Everyone: A person.
Luna424: So do you all want ot be sprites?
Everyone: Yes.
Luna424: Nice good, and I'll see you on the other side. (she dives into the computer screen)
Yaten: I vote we leave her in there.
Serena: Aw come on, it'll be fun...(pushes him threw and then dives in)
Amy: This is humanly impossable... (Mina pushes her in) ah! (Mina dives in)
Lita: Ok, Raye, Rini, lets go! (they all dive in)
Harkara: Well this looks like a disaster waiting to happen, let go (Mirchiru and Harkara dive in)
Setsuna: Well let's go, Hotaru, Yaten, Taiki (they all dive in and the screen blanks)
Darien: Ya'll forgot me! Oh, man, I never get any lines or anything, and now this (sits down in computer chair, find a note stuck to the side) Huh? Oh,
Doofus,
Nenier, neneir, nenier, Blah! HAHAHA! Got ya!
~Luna424
Grrrrrrr! I can't believe her!
(everyone is falling into Mainframe)
Serena: AHHHHHHH! I'm going to die!!!!!
Luna424: (floating on a zip board) Man ya'll are so primative (she is wearing a red guardian suit her brownish red hair down and flapping around her, her hair is shoulder lenth, and all her band thingies are yellow) Oh and I'm Dupree now! Ok thats what the script is gonna say, k?
Taiki: I thought we were winging it again.
Dupree: Well we are, but still IT'S MY NAME!
Taiki: Ok, ok don't have a cow!
Serena: I hate to interrupt, but WE'RE ALL STILL GOING TO DIE!
Dupree: No we're not. (they all land in a big pile of poop) Ok, I didn't expect that...
Everyone: EWIES!
Bob: You told me to make a soft landing...
Dupree: (brushing her hair out of her face) Oh really?
Bob: Are you glad to see me?
Dupree: I would be more happy to see a spring or some thing.
Serena: Hey where's Darien?
Dupree: Hehe, oh, him, oops I must have closed the window, oops...(winks at Bob)
Bob: Oh, I know all about that...
Serena: (getting up) How?
Bob: Well Dupree, came here a couple of days ago and made us all watch all the SM episodes and give us a seminar.
Mina: She did the same thing for us.
Bob: So I don't need to give you the grand tour.
Dupree: (hearts in eyes) We'd love it...
Everyone: Oooooooooooooooooooooo!
Dupree: What?
Bob: Eh, he, well then follow me. (he jumped on his zip board and flew off flowed my Dupree)
Rini: (yelling) COME BACK! WE CAN'T FLY WE ALL WANT ONE OF THOSE!
Bob: Oh, sorry (throws them five zip bords)
Seiya: That's not enough! We need thirteen!
Bob: Sorry, thats all I have, share, just two a disk and then two of you have someone hanging, or carry someone, I guess.
(everyone worked it out so that Raye and Amy were sharing, Lita and Mina; Harkara, Mirchiru and Hotaru; Setsuna, Rini, and Taiki; Yaten, and Seiya, carrying Serena (aw how sweet))
Rini: Scoot over!
Mina: Get off me!
Serena: (thinking) I wonder if Darien would like this?
Amy: AH! I'm going to fall!
Harkara: WAHOO!
Hotaru: (giggles)
Dupree: Oh give me a break, so where's our first stop?
Bob: Er, the principal office.
Serena: Hey, guys we look really different! Look my eyes are so little!
Raye: Oh amn and even your mouth is small, oh what technology!
Serena: Hey, are you making fun of me?
Raye: (tries to drop) Hey, I can't get a drop!!! I'm stressed and all, but it won't work!
Serena: Let me try, hey Raye are you wearing that new push-up bra you bought friday.
Raye: HEY! SHUT-UP! Oh, man it won't work! Lun-I mean Dupree, whats going on!
Dupree: Well Raye your not in Tokyo anymore! (laughs at own lame joke)
Raye: Whatever.
Bob: Here we are, the Principal Office! Lets go in...
Dupree: (staring at Bob dreamily) Oh, huh? What ? Oh, ok.
Bob: Meet phong...
Yaten: Hey Raye are you wearing one of those too?
Raye: (chases Yaten around) AHHHHHH! SHUT-UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy: Um, may I ask how you got your name?
Phong: No.
Amy: Ok, could I see some of the data bases, I would be interested in seeing what makes Luna-er-Dupree's computer work.
Phong: Of corse, follow me...
Serena: AH! Did you know that you make a scary noise when you walk?
Phong: Er, yes...
Raye: Did you know that your mouth makes an annoying sound when you talk?
Serena: GRRRRR! (chases her around the room)
Dupree: Aw man!
Phong: Um, whatever, follow me...(everyone follows Phong into the data bases)
Amy: Wwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww. (pulls out her little Mercury computer and starts typing)
Dupree: Ooo! What does this do...(pulls a lever and virtual zebras run all over the place) AHHH! COOL! (starts pulling all the levers and virtual animals run all over the place)
Phong: (swatting off some parrots) Oh, dear.
Crystal: This is great! Yipee!
Seiya: AH! How did you get here???
Crystal: Well I was haking-er-I mean surfing the web...
All mainframers in the room: (gasp)
Crystal: Whatever, and I cam e across this place! I saw the animals and I tought Luna may be here...is she?
Yaten: (staring blankly) She's over there (points to Luna-er-Dupree taming a loin)
Crystal: Oh hey Luna! Whats up!
Dupree: Oh, hey and my name is now Dupree!
Crystal: Ok, cool, Dupree, I think I've herd that somewhere (Dupree slaps her hand over her mouth) Mppph!
Dupree: Whatever are you talking about?
Crystal: MMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHH!
Dupree: Lets just send you back to your own site now (creates portal) Bye now (throughs her in)
Crystal: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Dupree: Well Amy, isn't this great look at all the, um, thingies...(nnotices everyone is staring at her)
Crystal: What? I mean its not like I stole the name from a fomus webmisstress and looked her in the closet is it? I mean who would do that, not me? No I would never do that!
In a closet far far away screams are herd...
Dupree: What?????? No I didn't do that! Not me, uh, uh, nope.
Dot: Bob (pant) there's (gasp) a...
Computer thing person, whatever: Warning in coming game.
Bob: Were on it! (jumps on zip board followed by Dupree and rest of senshi)
Serena: So this is a bad thing right, should we transform?
Bob: It won't work, in the game, once you reboot you get what you get...
Dupree: Alright here we go! (cube drops on them)
(inside the game they were all inside a dark cave type thing)
Bob: Glitch, light (light fills the cave)
Serena: This place seems familiar...
Dupree: YIPPEE! This is a Sailor Moon game, see (points at her key tool)
Serena: Oh and I think we're in the Nega moons base, look! (she points to queen Beryl's throne thing)
Bob: Intersting, I wonder who the user is...hmmmmm, well REBOOT! (he turned into a blue version of Prince Diamond)
Dupree: Oo! Your evil! Hehe, REBOOT! (she turned into Emerald) Oh, no I am too!
Serena: Well girls lets go! (Her, Mina, Lita, adn Raye REBOOT, into the four sisters, Amy was playing on her computer) AHHHHH! NONONONONONONONO! I don't want to be Castsy!!!! AHHHHH!
Raye: Well I'm Prismia, I kind of like it, hairs cute...
Mina: Ah! I love this outfit! (tosses back braid) Bridie is so cute (she found a mirror and started doing posses)
Lita: Well I don't like being evil at all, and Avery, I don't even like her one bit, never did, never will.
Serena: But we healed them and we have lunch with them every Tuesday!
Lita: Oh yeah! That's them, I knew that! HEHE!
Yaten: Who or what am I? (Yaten is Queen Beryl)
Serena: You don't want to know.
(everyone is some one and here is what they are...)
Mina: Bride
Lita: Avery
Raye: Prisma
Serena: Catsy
Bob: Prince Dimond
Dupree: Emerald
Yaten: Queen Beryl
Seiya: Rebeus
Taiki: Nephlite
Harkara: Zoysite (interesting...)
Mirchiru: Sapphire (yes, another)
Rini: Black Lady( Well duh...)
Hotaru: Alan (with much interesting conversation)
Setsuna: Malicate (also interesting conversation)
Erin: Ann (yea, well Dupree got her in when we needed another person, she would have gotten Crytal, but couldn't seem to find her...)
(well that's all)
Dupree: Ok, well we have to find the scouts and defet them, this is going to be odd...
Bob: Well. lets go! (runs off)
Dupree: Oh! How heroic...(follows him, Senshi follows her lead)
Harkara: These heeled boots are killing me!
Everyone who had a sex change: EWIES! THIS IS NASTY!
Bob: Up here! (sees Senshi looking stupid)
Mina: Oh come on we don't look that stupid!
Harkara: Well lets blast these dorks and go home, I wanna eat lunch, I'm starving! ZOY! (the senshi get blasted into next thursday) Ok, lets go.
Crystal: AGH! Drat! Lost agian!
Dupree: CRYSTAL!!! YOUR THE USER!!!???
Crystal: LUNA??? Hey, what's a user?
Dupree: MY NAMES DUPREE! And its a long story, we're coming back nnow meet me at my house!
Crystal: But I don't even know what state you live in!!!
Dupree: Oh yeah, well stay online, and jump out of the screen when we get there1
Yaten: So that's how you do it....
Crystal: Yea, duh! What did you think, we just appered?
Yaten: Well sort of...
Computer person lady, whatever!: Game Over. (the game cube went up to revile Dupree sataring at Bob longingly)
Dot: BOB!!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh, hi Dot, what's up? (dot walked to Bob and slapped him) Ouch.
Dupree: Hey what did you do that for! We were, um, er, getting into character!
Serena: But Prince Diamond and Emerald were never a couple...
Dupree: (in a sing song voice) Shut-up Serena (Dot is looking really really mad) Um, we must be going...hehe....lets go guys, guys?
(Seiya and Yaten are Flirting with Andrea and Mouse)
Dupree: Well that's a lost cause...(sees Matrix and Ray coming up to them looking angry) Um, Yaten, Seiya...
Seiya: Hang on!
Dupree: Suit yourself.
(Matrix starts beating up Seiya and Ray, Yaten dot was trying to break it up)
Bob: Hey, um, well I didn't want you to take that last little game moment seriously...
Dupree: (blushes uncontrolably) Oh.
Bob: Oh, um, well I guess I'll see you next time your in Mainframe. Do you have an idea whent that would be?
Dupree: I don't know I have to baby sit these guys...
Bob: Well do you want to live here, then, everyone....
Dupree: Oh Bob (stares into eyes)
Evryone: EWIES!
Serena: Lovie dovie stuff is sooo icky!
Dupree: Oh like you and Darien (thinks) Oh how nasty! Darien! EW!!!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!! BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!
Bob: So...do you want to live here, with me, in Mainframe?
Dupree: AWAY FROM DARIEN?! SURE!!!!! YAHOO! (all of a sudden Darien topples down from the sky)
Computer women: Waning incoming nerd.
Darien: Hey, owie!
Dupree: (Jumps into Bobs arms) AHHHHHH! KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!
Serena: I resent that!!
Dupree: Sorry, that, it, it, it, ew!
Bob: So your gonna live here, with me?
Dupree: (gets down) Well I have commitment outside Mainframe, like my web site, I have to make sure these guys stay there, and I can't just put them in charge, they would screw it up, and I have my family. I'm so sorry I promise, I'll visit, and you can visit me, I lo-
Director: CUT! I don't like this, I really didn't think that this wasn't a romance! I was misinformed!
Taiki and Dupree: WELL WE'RE WINGING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dorector: Fine, fine, carry on...
Dupree: I'll miss you (kisses him on the cheek) Bye (hops on zip board and zooms of)
Serena: Hey, wait-up! (jumps into Seiya's arms and starts to leave)
Darien: HEY! I don't like that!!! Wait up, aw man!!! Guys???? Serena???? HELP ME!!!!!!
(camera zooms out)