Jennifer Cihi as Serena
Sandy Howell as Raye
(Serena):
You say you're cool and you're strong
You say you'll lead and I should tag along
But would you cry, (huh) you'd be a mess!
If we just showed up at a party in the same new dress
(Raye):
You say you're brave, Sailor Scout
But it's too late to tell me that you don't ditz out
'Cause spacey things that you've said
Prove that you've got moon rocks rolling' in your head
Chorus:
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Ya say you're the best by far
Who do you think you are?
(Raye):
When it's time to stand and fight
You'd rather pine for that cute guy you met last night
And when you're scared, you run back home
Solving every problem with an ice cream cone
(Serena):
You're all talk, non-stop
You think that it's so cherry in the leader spot
You say your way never fails
Well, I might as well sit home and paint my fingernails
(Chorus),
Guitar, Groove, Solo
(Serena/Raye):
I hope you know, if today it doesn't show,
you are my friend (you are my friend)
That doesn't mean that when we've had it,
we won't go at it again & again!
(Serena):
You've got brains but I've got guts
(Raye):
If I'm a pain, well, you're a clutz
(Serena/Raye):
Oh, it's insane how we drive each other nuts (It's true!)
Who, who, who, who
Who, who, who, who
Chorus (spoken, nagging ad-libs)
Ad-libs:
Serena: I can't believe that you wanna be the leader!
Raye: Well I should be, 'cause your such a meatball head!
Serena: Oh yeah? I've gotten you out of plenty of messes before!
Raye: That's nothing compared to the mess you make when you eat!
Serena: I do not!
Raye: Do to!
Serena: I do not!
Raye: Do to!
Serena: Well I'm the leader and that's that.
Raye: Why should I listen to a ditz like you?!
Serena: Well maybe because I'm Sailor Moon, Champion of Love and Justice!
Raye: Well all I know is, you must be wearing your ponytails too tight!
