The YKYARWRFI Zone
Hello, and welcome to The iekiearewfiew Zone. No, just kidding! That only the abbrevated form of "You Know Your A Rabid Warlord/Ronin Fan If" Please, I would absolutely LOVE to have your contribution to page. So, without further adue, here it is! You know your a rabid Warlord/Ronin fan if . . .
1. You stare at your Warlord/Ronin pictures for hours.
2. Your computer short circuits because of all the drool.
3. You run around shouting and foaming at the mouth when you find out a comic store doesn't have ANY Warlord/Ronin merchandise. (~whistles innocently~)
4. When you do this, people running away screaming "Rabid Ronin fan! Run away!"
5. You write hate letters to people who write Mia/Anubis romance fics, telling them that Anubis is YOURS!
6. Whenever anyone in your family insult your favorite character, you turn vicious and beat them with a frying pan. (Please tell me haven't done this)
7. You are by now begining to have a 'Who me?' look on your face.
8. Your scetchbook is filled with Warlord/Ronin drawings. (Mine is! Well, except for the Ronin part!)
9. You write a fanfic about you going and meeting the Warlords.
10. In this fanfic, one or more of them fall madly in love with you.
11. You have dirty dreams about your favorite Warlord/Ronin (Not yet! Getting there!)
12. Your begin to forget life before Ronin Warriors.
13. Life before Ronin Warriors? Life IS Ronin Warriors!
14. You chase your little brother around the house yelling "I am Dais, Dark Warlord of Illusion! Web of Deception!" And then throw a blanket over them.
15. You get mad when your mom calls them "Roman Warriors" (Yes! She has done this! Gggrrrr!)
16. You get EXTREMELY anger when your dad makes fun of your favorite Warlord's name. (Stupid parents!)
17. You stay up past 12 working on your Ronin/Warlord website.
18. When you tell your friend "I wrote another story", you have to include "It's not another fanfic" before they'll read it.
19. You let your non-Ronin fans read your fanfic, they give you funny looks the rest of the day.
20. You don't know why your certain friend ~cough~ Charity ~cough~ always thinks your scetches of Anubis/Dais look like girls.
21. You have actually done many of the things on this page.
22. Your in the dentist chair get a cavity drilled, but you think of what Sekhmet would do if he had to go to the dentist, and suddenly everything seems very funny! (This happened! I nearly started laughing in the middle of the get my tooth drilled! Thanks, Sekky! Sekhmet: Anytime!)
23. You make a Rabid Fan list.
24. You create your own shrine to your favorite Warlord/Ronin.
25. You have a long list of Ronin sites on your favorites.
26. Your begining to get dizzy from staring at the computer, but refuse to get off until you have completed this list! (Ooooh, my head . . . )
27. Hah! There is no 27!
28. You bow done and worship your Anubis action figure. (~sigh~ If only . . . )
29. You get extremely depressed when you remember that you haven't been able to find any Warlord/Ronin action figures. (Boo hoo!)
30. You give your self a Warlord title, such as, ahem, the Dark Warlord of Insanity, Multi-grain bars, shredded cheese, bricks, frying pans, and other throwable objects (Yes, I flaunt that as much as I can. Get used to it!)
31. Your Rabid fan list has over 30 listings.
32. You begining to think that school is a evil plan of Talpa's to destroy our free will, making it easier for him to conquer the mortal realm!
33. You call your teacher "Dark Warlord of Homework".
34. You find out #32 is true.
35. You dye your hair green and put on purple eye shadow. (Sekhmet: What's wrong with green hair? Sakura: Nothing! I didn't say there was anything wrong with it!)
36. You dye your hair light/dark blue.
37. You get blue contact lens. (Is it just me, or does like, practically everyone on the show have blue eyes?)
38. You create a webpage with you and the Warlords where you all live together. (No pointing fingers here!)
39. You write a Warlord/Ronin lemon fic. (No. That's all I have to say. No.)
40. You grow your hair down to your waist and dye it red/dark purple/black.
41. Your parents make you take down the Anubis wall paper you put up because of the large drool puddles that begin to show up. (I have a Dais wallpaper)
42. Your all over any guy/girl with long red hair.
43. Your all over any guy with white shoulder length, slightly wavy hair.
44. You call people with eye patches "Dais".
45. Whenever anyone in your family is about to squish a spider you dive in front of it yelling "Dais! NOOO!" (Dais: Please support the cause of preventing cruelty toward spiders. Spiders are our friends! They have feelings too, ya know!
46. You get outraged when your friend tells you about the time he killed a snake, saying "You killed Sekhmet! Murderer!" (Sekhmet: He . . . killed . . . a snake? ~faints~ Sakura: Sekhmet! Speak to me!)
47. You get a tarnatula and name it Dais.
48. You get a pet snake and name it Sekhmet.
49. You insist that Sekhmet the snake and Dais the tarnatula are the real Dais and Sekhmet in disguise.
50. Your parents take you to a doctor because you think the Warlords/Ronins are real. (Anubis: I think Sakura needs to see a doctor. But . . . )
51. You turn the doctor into a rabid Warlord/Ronin fan and convince him that the Warlords/Ronins are in fact real. (Anubis: . . . not if she does this.)
52. You decorate you room with those Halloween spider webs.
53. You call people who eat a lot Kento.
54. You call people with funny hair Sage.
55. You want to get a pet wolf.
56. You want to get a pet white tiger.
Back to Main
Email: sakuraisthill@yahoo.com
