Well, here it is, the list in all it's glory. It's all my favorite sexy anime studs, as of each update (the list grows and grows as I see new anime or a certain character becomes more desirerable ^_^). It's organized by the title of the anime and the titles are alphabetical for easy reference (Quick note: they're alphabetical by the name their most commonly known by, like The Vision of Escaflowne is under "E" not "V," and Magic Knight Rayearth is under "R" not "M", 'kay? ^_^). Now, I've seen quite a few animes, but I'm always on the look out for more, so there will be more in the future.
~ Again, Duo and Trowa can be heard laughing in the background. WM ignores them. ~
But, for now, enjoy the selection that's here!
Well, this show was . . . "interesting."
"Why does that sound familiar?"
~ Suddenly Treize appears from somewhere holding a glass of very expensive red wine ~ "Stealing lines is no way to become a great Loser like me."
"Ahh! Where did he come from?!?!"
Hey! You've got wine! I've been needing some alcohol, what vintage is that? ~ WM starts advancing on Treize with the wild "You've got alcohol and I don't!" gleam in her eyes ~
"Quick, grab her!" ~ Trowa and Duo latch onto Blitz's arms keeping her from jumping on Treize and stealing his wine while Treize backs up unsurely ~
"Uhh . . . I better go." ~ Treize turns on his heel and, with a flourish of his ridiculously placed cape, disappears. The guys release Blitz who sighs ~
Aww. I just wanted a sip. Really.
"Just be glad he left when he did. He was on the verge of a 'Loser Speech,' I could tell."
"Wait a minute . . . didn't Wufei kill Treize at the end of episode 48?"
"Yeah . . . Well Zechs came back, why can't Treize?"
~ Wufei suddenly appears ~ "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ~ he runs away screaming, arms waving wildly ~
"That was odd."
"Uh-huh . . ."
Getting back to the point. The basic plot is that this little village, town thing brings back this big evil sorcerer called Dark Schneider, whom they imprisoned, and expect him to fight FOR them.
"These little peasants were obviously on crack."
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah."
"Where did they come from?"
I dunno.
~ Trowa shrugs ~
"Okay."
Schneider of course decides to kill some of them and take over the world instead. Random other things happen and the highlight was when Dark Schneider ripped of his clothing and ran around blowing stuff up. It was pretty.
~ Random female peasants rejoice, arms thrown up and one leg in air ~ "He's so pretty! He's so pretty!"
Hey, maybe the peasants can stay. They can help do . . . something . . .
"Right . . . and maybe you're on crack. Are you sure you haven't had any of that wine?"
Pretty sure. But if he comes back . . .
Okay PICTURE TIME!!
DARK SCHNEIDER: Damn-it woman give me back my boxers!!
DARK SCHNEIDER: I have a sword. And you don't. Neener. Neener. Neener.
This is a great show! One of the first animes I ever saw, it is hilarious and very entertaining. Plus ~ WM fans self ~ some very nice studs. Spike Spiegel is the main character, a bounty hunter. He's a master at martial arts and who could resist him? Like that first scene when he's working out and we get to see those nice chest muscles . . . There's also Spike's arch-nemesis, Vicious. Sure he's evil, but what-cha gonna do? He's hot! Trotting along after Vicious is Ein. Now this little guy isn't really sexy, but who could resist that kawaii little face?
"I don't like his hair."
Nani? Whose hair?
"That Pike guy's."
SPIKE, Duo, SPIKE.
"Whatever, his hair looks like the top of a stalk of broccoli."
Grrr . . . ~ WM suddenly latches onto Duo's braid and pulls out her battle dagger ~ Don't tempt me braidy boy . . .
"Help meeeeeeee!!!!!!!"
"Dear God Blitz no!!! He'll lose it completely and hate you forever!"
~ WM gives Trowa a look that says, "Don't be silly, I would never ever EVER dream of cutting this stud's gorgeous hair. HE doesn't realize it, though." ~
"Eeep. Okay. I'm eternally sorry and beg for forgiveness."
Much better. ~ WM puts dagger away, releases Duo's braid, and gives him a *deep* kiss ~
"You know, that Vicious guy looks very familiar."
"You're right. It's the hair, and even the voice a little bit . . ."
"OH MY GOD! It'S ZECHS ON A REALLY BAD DAY!!!"
"Yeah!"
~ WM sweatdrops ~ Wow guys. You're SO observant. You should be detectives!
"Really you think?"
~ WM and Trowa sweatdrop ~
"Nani? Nani?"
Just go to the pictures.
"Nani?"
Yeah!! Blitz has seen more of this wonderful show!
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah."
And it's all thanks to my marvelous friend Thea! She lent me the first DVD, so I got to see . . . uh . . . I think four episodes. ^_^ And they were cool!
~ WM rounds on Duo ~
Now what have you got to say to that!
"There's a crap-load of DVD's for that show. You've only seen one."
Grrr . . .!
"Heh, heh . . ." ~ Duo sweatdrops ~
"You just don't learn do you?"
"Usually not."
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah."
Back to the point! The pretty men in this are still Van (wings . . . drool), Allen . . . still very yummy, and the Mysterious Carl, who does in fact have a name.
"What a shock."
My aren't we being snappy.
"Sorry."
~ WM shrugs ~ Moving on . . .
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah."
You guys rejoice at the strangest things.
~ Peasants nod ~
~ WM *sweatdrop*
VAN: Let's Rumble (I'll "rumble" with him any time ^_^)
ALLEN: Who Can Resist a Man in Poofy Sleeves Who Carries a Sword?
FOLKEN, FORMALLY KNOWN AS THE MYSTERIOUS CARL: This Power in My . . . Claw?
Yes, this is a video game, not an anime. Didn't I say they would be in here too? Anyway . . . this was one of the first I actually played. I usually just watched while a friend or my brother played the game, but this one I really got into. Having such sexy men in there doesn't hurt either. ^_^ First there's Cloud Strife. Mmm, gotta love those eyes. And them arms! Damn! Well he'd have to have nice muscles to handle that very nice sword of his. Next we have Vincent Valentine. A complete babe. Those mysterious eyes and beautimous flowing black hair. And, of course, the magneficent Sephiroth. I really don't need to explain do I? I mean, look at the man! Look at him! I also threw in some pics of RedXIII, 'cause, like Ein, he's just kawaii!
"No no! Attack! Attack! Come on I need the limit break now!"
"No! Use the magic, use the magic!!"
Hey guys! You can play that later. We've got a page to ma---. No, no! You have to go down that street first!
CLOUD & SEPHIROTH: Blood and Stars
VINCENT: It's the Claw! You're Scared of the Claw!
SEPHIROTH: You Know What They Say About Guys Who Have Long Swords . . . They Have Long Scabbards!!
REDXIII: The Mountain Lion on Acid
The second Final Fantasy game I've played. Never actually got around to finishing this one, but I'll get to it sometime.
"Sure you will . . ."
Hey! I will!
"Right Blitz . . ."
~ WM sticks out her lower lip and gives Duo the adorable "You just took my crayons away!" look ~
~ Duo bursts into tears and latches onto WM ~ "I'm so sorry!! You'll finish this game, I'll even help!!"
~ WM squeezes Duo and pats his head ~ Okay, sweetie, I forgive you.
"Yeah!" ~ Duo jumps up and runs off with a sudden erge to color ~
~ Trowa watches him go, shaking his head ~ "It's like living with a six year old."
Anyway . . . The pretty men in this would consist of Squall, the Ass; Seifer, the Bigger Ass; and Irvine, the Hick. ^_^ Just kidding. They're all fun. I haven't been able to find any good pics of Irvine, so there's just Squall and Seifer here now.
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah."
"Why did that deserve rejoicing?"
~ WM shrugs and she and Trowa look to peasants. Peasants also shrug ~
WHO-HOO!! I LOVE this show!! It's great! My absolute favorite anime! Wonderful plot, music, characters, and the pilots are to die for! There's my two darlings, Duo and Trowa ~ WM glomps her babes ~
"No air, suffocating . . ."
"Circulation cut-off, can't feel legs . . ."
Oops. ~ releases Duo and Trowa ~ Hee, hee. Sorry. ~ Guys sweatdrop ~
Then there's the wonderful Heero, the adorable Quatre, the majestic Zechs, and . . . Wufei (he's not one of my favorite people, but he's still kawaii sometimes). Now I have massive amounts of disc space dedicated to this bishonens,
Duo & Trowa: Especially to us!
but I restrained myself and only put a couple of each on here. If you want to see the entire collection, you can and more on my (and my friend Angel's) Gundam Wing page. There is a link to it on the Links page, or (if you feel like escaping this insanity) click here.
Right now all the galleries are working (I even got the 90-some ones of Duo up! ~ Duo can be seen smiling proudly in background ~), so you'll get the whole nine-yards. Now, first up is my Braided Bishonen, the Happy-Go-Lucky God of Death Duo!
"Who-hoo! Go me!"
Second my Silent Clown Trowa.
flat monotonous voice"Yipee."
Then the Perfect Soldier Heero, the Heart of the Universe Quatre, and the Lightning Baron Zechs.
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~
~ Nothing happens ~
~ SOME RANDOM PEASANTS REJOICE! ~
~ More nothing happens ~
"Where the hell did our peasants go?"
I dunno.
~ Trowa shrugs ~
"Okay . . ."
~ Webmistress Thea runs in, dragging peasants behind her ~ "Sorry! Sorry!! Here's your peasants, alive and well. Most of them anyway. Not the guy with the wine, however, he's back with Ara tied up. Literally."
You've got the guy with the wine?!?! Send him back! Send him ba--"
~ WM cuts off abruptly as Duo slaps his hand over her mouth and physically restrains her ~
"Thea away, be gone! The peasants are returned and Blitz crazed. Stand not amazed: the prince will doom thee death, if thou art taken: hence be gone, away!"
"Prince? You mean Zechs? He's back at my place too, also . . . tied . . . up."
"Why dost thou stay?"
"Okay, I've got places to see, people to do, gotta go." ~ Duo arches eyebrow as Thea starts to leave. She suddenly turns back around ~
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot, can we borrow your handcuffs?"
"MPH!!!!"
"I'll take that as no. Okay, fine, be that way. I have to go to Spencer's anyway. Sayonara." ~ Thea leaves rather quickly. Duo releases Blitz with a yelp of pain. ~
"OWWW! She bit me!"
It was a love bite dear.
"Now back to reality."
"When have we been IN reality?"
~ Trowa shrugs ~
Now to continue . . .
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah."
Much better. Lastly a couple kawaii pics of the Solitary Dragon Wufei. ~WM sighs ~ So many sexy men, so little time . . .
DUO: God, I Just Want Hold Him and Comfort Him and Kiss Him and --- Well ^_^
TROWA: "I have been in the battlefield from as far back as I can remember."
ZECHS: Ambassador Miliardo Peacecraft
GROUP SHOT!: Those Uniforms Are Just SEXY!
Yeah! My latest craze! ^_^ This was being shown on Cartoon Network, so, of course I had to see it unedited! And I just bought the episode they didn't show on CN, so I have seen them all! (And I understand whole-heartedly why they couldn't show episode 23 on CN . . .) Anyway . . . This wonderous show is about a self-proclaimed Outlaw/bounty hunter and his little rag-tag crew that include a 13-year-old engineering genius, a cyborg-chick, an assassin, and a beast-chick. The Outlaw is Gene Starwind, the drop-dead gorgeous stud. He's pretty . . . There's Jim Hawking, too (the 13-year-old). He's not really sexy - a little too young for my taste - but he is very kawaii! I put lots of pics of them on here!
What is with you and the bounty hunters?!
Yeah! Are pilots not good enough for you now or something?
~ WM stares at the two in shock ~ OF COURSE not!! I LOVE you two!! ~ WM promptly glomps her darlings ~ Bounty hunters are just so . . .
Duo & Trowa: Don't say it!!
interesting.
~ Suddenly Treize reappears, bound and gagged, and trying to speak, though not succeeding very well ~ MMPH!!
Yeah!! Alcohol again!! ~ WM releases her babes and runs over to the bound Treize. After looking him over, she determines he no longer has any wine on him ~ Aww. Not a drop.
~ Guys heave huge sigh of relief ~
Alright, Treize, you may leave. ~ WM waves hand in dismissal and shuts door in Treize's face ~ Right, where were we?
Bounty hunters.
Ah, yes bounty hunters. They're . . .
~ Collective cringe from guys ~
fascinating.
~ Guys heave another huge sigh of relief ~
And one of my favorite parts of Gene are those intriguing tiger-stripe tattoos/scars on his ENTIRE body.
Hey I could get stripes!
~ Duo runs out of room and stays out for a while ~
INSERT ELEVATOR MUSIC HERE
~ Duo returns with provocative tattoo stripes like Gene's ~
See?
Very sexy, babe. ~ WM turns to Trowa with mischievious gleam in her eye ~ Now for my little clown . . .
~ Trowa starts backing up ~No. No, no, NO!!
GENE: And I'll Drift Away, As the Last Sun Sets . . .
JIM: "Is that why your hand is on her ass?"
JIM & GENE: Peace, Sake, and Boxers; How Could it Not Be My Favorite OS Pic?
I love this movie. One of the best I've ever seen, anime or otherwise. And Ashitaka just makes it SO much better. Most people don't think he's very attractive, but I think he's very kawaii and sexy. And he's not just a pretty face. Intelligent, a fighter, noble, sweet, and all sorts of other excellent qualities. And he's got those bitchen arm-things he wears! Too sexy!!!
"I do like those arm thingys he's got. I wonder if I could some of them, only in black . . ."
I'm sure we could find you some . . . ~ WM smiles suggestively at Duo who returns it ~
"Oh God, you two, GET A ROOM!"
Okay. ~ WM grabs Duo and the two run off to the next room. Trowa stares after them in shock. ~
"I - wasn't - being - serious." ~ Trowa sweatdrops ~
ASHITAKA: The Flames of Hatred
ASHITAKA: "Yes I am Human. And so are you."
ASHITAKA: Sure hope the tide doesn't come in . . .
~ Duo and WM have returned, slightly rumpled. Blitz is now wearing Duo's shirt and Duo doesn't have one on ^_^ ~
I love this show!! Clamp rocks! I finally managed to see more than ½ an episode of it. I even have the first tape!
~ WM stares challengingly at Duo, daring him to say something ~
"But this show has even more epi-" ~ Duo cuts off as Trowa clamps a hand over his mouth, preventing him from continuing his almost certainly rage-inducing sentence ~
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah."
~ Duo glares at peasants who smile back innocently ~
PLUS, now . . . ~ drumroll and blaring trumpets ~ I have all six manga!! Yeah for me!
~ Some random peasants rejoice ~ "Yeah. You're the greatest Blitz."
I know lots more! I'm even finished with the second story line! SO, Ferio and Zagato are still yummy and Guru Clef is still kawaii, but there are many pretty new men to ogle! Like Lantis . . . Mmm . . . ~ WM drifts off into her happy place, thinking of Lantis without his armor, without his shirt, without his pants, without his- ~
"BLITZ!!!!!!!!"
"MMPPHH!!!!!!!!"
Nani?! Nani?! Oh yeah, the page.
~ Trowa and Duo *sweatdrop* ~
There's also Lafarga (gotta love the war-paint and earrings), Eagle-Eye (gimme,gimme!!), Ascot (he's all grown up), Geo Metro (vroom baby), and Zazu (he's a little young to qualify for sexy stud, but, like Jim, he's kawaii!!). Yeah! Lots of Pretties! Sadly, though, no pics of Ascot grown up now. *sigh* Guess a cute chibi one'll have to do for now.
FERIO: And Yet Another Big Sword!
GURU CLEF: No, I Don't Know What the Horn's For . . .
LANTIS: Maybe It's Just Me, But That Armor Doesn't Look Too Comfortable To Lounge In
EAGLE-EYE: How. Me Big Chief Eagle-Eye
GEO METRO: "No Really, They Named the Car After Me."
Another very fun and entertaining show! It's SO funny, especially Carrot. The little horn-dog's adorable! And then there's his younger (that's STILL a shock) brother Marron. Whew! The first time he came on the screen I was practically falling all over myself. Plus the muscle-bound(always a good thing ^_^) beefcake --- I mean Gateau! Hee hee. He IS cake, you know . . . I also have to give props to Tira and Chocolate. Anyone who can control men that way deserves respect! ^_^
"Hey, hey, hey! What's this about controlling men!?!?"
~ WM pulls out a very large bullwhip and cracks it over Duo's head ~
"AH! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess!
Don't call me that you knave! Call me your QUEEN!
"Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen!"
~ Trowa sweatdrops massively ~
~ Suddenly Webmistress Angel appears. WM halts her whipping to greet her first-sister ~
HEY CHICA!! How's it goin'?
"Okay. Where are my men?"
~ WM shrugs ~ I dunno. They're not here.
"Ahhh, I want to glomp someone."
Here! You can glomp Trowa!
Noo! She's vicious! You know what she wants to be!
~ Suddenly Vicious runs in, katana in hand ~ "Who said my name?"
~ WM and Angel immediately break into song ~ "We love the Vicious 'cause he's so delicious!"
Time to go fishing!
"I could eat 'im everyday!"
And my mom says that's okay!"
Together: Time to go fishing!
~ Vicious stares at them blankly for a moment, then runs away very quickly. Moments later Spike runs in, gun in hand ~ "Where's Vicious?!"
~ WM and Angel point and Spike runs off after Vicious ~
"Anyway, GLOMP!!!" ~ She *glomps* Trowa ~
"Ugh . . . Uh, you don't have any whips do you?"
"No, just a collar."
HEY, HEY, HEY! No collaring my bishonen!
"Well mine aren't here."
~ WM's proverbial lightbulb goes off ~ I got an idea!!" ~ WM grabs the nearby phone and dials ~ Hello, Big Momma? Yeah, it's Blitz. Could you send over Marron? Thanks."
INSERT MORE ELEVATOR MUSIC HERE
~ Angel stragetically places herself, WM opens the door, Marron walks in, and Angel promptly collars him ~
"I CAUGHT ONE!" ~ Angel forcefully pulls Marron from the room ~
Ba-bye! Have fun stormen' the castle!
~ Ara appears and smacks WM~ "That's dirty!"
~ WM hits her back ~
Bitch!
Slut!
Tramp!
Together: Whore!!!
~ WM and Ara dissolve into fits of laughter. Then Ara leaves again. As all this was going on, Duo had stood by watching (after hiding Blitz's bullwhip, of course ^_~) ~
"You guys are all insane."
~ WM turns to him, a sly smile on her face, and smiles. ~
Uh-huh.
~ WM pulls out another bullwhip and cracks it ~
"Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen!"
~ Trowa again sweatdrops massively ~
CARROT: And Still Another Big Sword! (Are we seeing a trend here?)
GATEAU: "But don't let my name fool yah! In real life, I'm very BIG!"
Click the Angel and He Shall Take You Home
