Anime Freak Club aka Lady Fantasy, Rebecca and Faith Barton 
dragon_tamer16@hotmail.com 
Interview with Usagi. 
PG-13 
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disclaimer: Hehe these interviews have taken us a little time to write 
them, actually Lady Fantasy wrote them because she has nothing else to 
do during the summer. So we don't own them. Byebye! Flame me or 
something! hahah!!!! 



The AFC’s Interview with The Sailor Soldiers. 

Aub: Hello and welcome to our first ever interview. Rebecca who’s first? 

Rebecca searches through a stack of papers. 

Faith: Man Aub you’re so not organized. 

Aub sweat drops, 

Aub: Hehe tell me about it. 

A crash could be heard backstage followed by loud crying. 

Kendra: Let’s see I guess that’s Usagi. 

Faith, Rebecca, Aub: KENDRA YOU’RE HERE!?! 

Kendra: Illusion I slipped some hallucinogens in your sodas before I 
left. Haha! 

Rebecca: Hey I have your stories and you drugged us? 

Kendra: Just a little goodbye Present. 

Aub and Faith Take a large Studio fan and turn it on blowing the 
Illusion of Kendra away. 

Aub: Okay Ms. Tsukino Please come out here so we can interview you! 

Faith Takes her seat again as a girl with the lunar hairstyle walks out
tripping gover a cord. 

Faith: Hey Aub who’s more clumsy? You or Usagi! 

Rebecca: I think that Aub is she’s always running into walls. 

Aub: Hey Ms. Tennessee shud up. 

Usagi: Um guys could we get on with the interview I have a date and 
I’ve been late a thousand times this month. 

Aub Glaring at Rebecca: Yes. Okay how old are you? 

Usagi: 15 hey this is easy. 

Faith: who could eat more chocolate You or Aub? 

Usagi looks stumped. 

Aub Throws a pillow at Faith then whistles innocently. 

Aub: Okay skip that one. Who are you going out with? 

Rebecca: Aub hello she’s Sailor Moon gets rescued by idiotic guy that’s
way to old for her ditzy butt wears a cape and says those ‘clever’ 
little lines of his. Is it that hard to figure out? 

Usagi glares at Rebecca. 
Usagi: EVIL ONE MUST DIE!!!!! 

Rebecca dodges a kick from Usagi. 

Faith Does one of those weird Anime faces: Um Usagi Sailor Moon I wouldn’t- 

Rebecca surges Usagi with a powerful blast blowing her outta the studio. 

Aub stands up: Oh man Rebecca we are so gonna get sued. We’re gonna get
canceled on our first fan fic! 

Faith starts laughing; Hey next time can I have Relena on the show. I’d
love to kick her butt! 

Aub sweatdrops again but then Sailor Moon shows up battered and bruised 
with Tuxedo mask Standing behind as weird guitar music fills the 
studio. 

Faith runs up and grabs the tape player and jumps up and down on it. 

Rebecca: I’m surprised she’s conscious. 

Faith: Okay cape dude you’re Japanese yet you have Mexican music for 
you theme song. What the Hell is up with that?! 

Aub: It’s one of those screwed up things ya know like that kool-aid 
that changes colors and tastes weird. 

Tuxedo Mask: It’s time to play in the sandbox believe in yourself and 
everything will be purple. 

AFC looks at Tuxedo oddly. 

Sailor Moon starry eyed: Oh Tuxedo Mask your so clever! 

Aub: Rebecca blow them away please! They are confusing me! 

Faith under her breath and sniggering: Anything confuses you. 

Aub glares: Nuh uh! 

Faith: Uh huh! 

Rebecca watches as Sailor Moon starts smooching up to Tuxedo and Faith 
and Aub starting making weird faces at each other : OKAY EVERYONE KNOCK 
IT OFF! 

A Blast of power blows up the Studio. Screaming can be heard and fire 
surrounds the building rubble. 

Everyone in the 
city:@!!(&#$*&#($#*)@*#@*(*$@&*&@$)@($&(*@^*&^!(@#@(*$&!!!!! 

Aub: Ah my virgin ears. 

Faith: What Virgin @*&#*&(&# Ears? 

Aub: @)&$ You’re Right. @*@&$%(*(*(#())@*&&$((*$*&@() 

Rebecca blasts Aub into a wall: Stop #(# *&%& cussing! 

2 weeks later intensive care unit 

Aub extremely bandaged waves a the camera, Faith has most her teeth 
missing and her hair is singed. 

Aub: Well have a weird day! Rebecca is currently under a team of 
scientist as soon as we can walk again we’ll bust her out. Well that 
was our interview with Ms. Tsukino who is located in a mental 
institution with her head shaved. Well Jam Ne Everyone! 

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Ah whadda think? I know I know a little weird. Hey e-mail me with what you 
think! If I get at least one e-mail I will continue. Well Byedabye from the 
Anime Freak Club! hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1