Anime Freak Club aka Lady Fantasy, Rebecca and Faith Barton 
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Interview with Rei 
PG 
3 
disclaimer: How many time do we have to tell you?? 


Loud cheering as the AFC once again walks out on stage. 

Faith: Today we have the priestess in training Rei Hino! 

Aub glares at Faith muttering about her poster. 

Rebecca: You’re still made about that?! 

Aub: It was a 10 dollar poster and That was my whole allowance! 

Faith: You don’t even get allowance you found it in the middle of the 
street! 

Aub Sticks her tongue out at her: You can’t prove a thing! 

Faith: I was there when you found it! 

Faith pulls out Polaroid's. 

Rebecca: Okay Rei come on out! 

A really angry looking girl comes out glaring at the AFC. 

Aub and Faith stop bickering and a mischievous look comes in their eyes. 

Rei sitting down: Get on with it. I left Yuuchiro in charge of the 
shrine for this stupid interview and He can barely watch out for 
himself. 

Aub: Okay I have a question! 

Rei: Fine ask it. 

Aub: Is that photographer guy a cross dresser or something? You go to an 
ALL girls school and well he’s obviously a Guy and you told Usagi that 
he went to your school! { In one of the episodes second one when 
Nephrite comes in.} 

Rei: ............ 

Faith: Okay scrap it! Is it true that you are on a 24/7 PMS?! 

Rei’s takes a kick at Faith: That is so rude. I don’t not have PMS I’m 
stressed. I have to take care of the Shrine then Usagi keeps eating all 
the food which mean s I have to Shop then I have to go to High school! 
I’m NOT PMSing! 

Faith dodges it. 

Rebecca: Okay we apologize that you’re a female dog. 

Rei suddenly turns into Sailor Mars. 

Mars: On behalf of Mars I will punish your nosiness! Burning Mandela! 

Aub holds out the Polaroid's and they catch fire. 

Aub: Yeah Haha Now where’s your proof?! 

Faith stomps then runs out to her Gundam. 

Rebecca and Aub: UH OH! 

Mars: Come on I can take you! 

Faith in cockpit: MUUUUUWWWAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!! little hothead will pay! 

Faith runs after Mars who tries running and breaks her ankle. 

Mars on the ground crying as Faith puts her Gundam away. 

Aub pokes with her finger and winces: It’s all purple! 

Aub and Faith look at each other: PURPLE!: Fall on the ground laughing. 

Mars now Rei screaming: Will someone get an Ambulance!? 

Yuuchiro comes running in his head is now completely bald. 

Aub and Faith stop laughing and look at Yuuchiro. 

Yuuchiro: Master Rei you left me with your grandfather! He shaved my 
head when I fell asleep then the Shrine burnt down because of the Great 
Fire! 

Rei angry: I CAN’T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR TEN MINUTES! 

Aub: Whoa I didn’t know someone’s face could turn that shade of purple! 

Twenty Minutes Later 

Rebecca: So what did we learn today? 

Faith: Don’t fall asleep while Mr. Hino has a razor. 

Aub: Fire rocks. It destroys evidence! 

Faith: Don’t run in high heels. 

Aub: Don’t piss off Faith while she has her Gundam around. 

Faith: Don’t fight in high heels 

Rebecca: Ah works for me. 

Aub/ Faith: US TOO! 

AFC: Good Night Everybody!