Spying is bad for your Health PG 1 Ohayo! I am Lady BlackDragon. Um… this is like, my first fanfic and um… sorry about the English dub names, it's more natural for me to use those, even though I personally prefer the Japanese names. Um… what else, oh yeah, hi Yang( Lady Blue). How's Reenie's Adventures in Candy Land UNCUT comin' along? Uhhhhhhh… this is rated um… PG-13 for casual swearing and general anger. Um… there is NO HENTAI in my stories, I'm so clean I squeak. Honest. SIGNED: Lady Black Dragon( Maia-chan) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Prologue- Confrontations, A math test, and a slumber party ~ Andrew ~ I looked sharply up as the very excited blonde hurled through the door. Her hair was done up in two meatballs on top of her head, her blue eyes were sparkling with mischief, and her adorable Crossroads uniform attested to the fact that although she was a major babe, she was still in junior high. Her name: Serenity Tsukino, Serena for short. "HIYA ANDREW!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!" she gushed excitedly, practically hopping 16 feet up in the air. "What?" I answered, somewhat curious as to what could make her this hyper. "My mom said I could have a sleepover party with junk food and people and junk food, no Sammy and junk food!!!!!! I'm inviting all the girls!!" she shouted gleefully. I winced as a heard her overuse of the words junk food. Please God, be merciful. Don't let him be here, please. One day without the banter, flying objects, and hateful glares … "Well meatball head, I guess that she'd have to let you have people if it's a party. And how'd you manage to get her to let you do anything exciting besides go to the bathroom, cow-tails!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!" There it was. That dreaded voice I had prayed a full night not to talk to Serena today, so I could have a day of peace, BUT NO!!!! It was Mr. Arrogant himself, Azabu High heartthrob, Serena Tsukino's worst enemy, my best friend. Yep, you guessed it: Darien Shields. Expecting to hear the usual screech of anger, I involuntarily took 3 huge steps back praying for the best. I looked up when the inevitable explosion did not occur. Serena face flushed, then paled, her back still towards Darien. Her eyes flashed with red sparks, and her lips were drawn in a taunt line. Her knuckles were white, and clenched so tight her nails were cutting into her skin, causing droplets of blood to leak from her balled fists. She whirled around to look at Darien, who, to my great amusement was looking slightly startled at her vicious countenance. "Go to hell, Jerk ass, and DO NOT EVER call me meatball head," she said in a whisper that sent shivers down my spine, and she wasn't even looking at me! Darien gave an audible gulp and averted his eyes, flustered by her antics. Lita chose this time to show up looking for Serena. She took one look at the scene unfolding, at Serena's angry glare, Darien's flushed face and averted gaze, and burst out laughing. At her antics, I burst out laughing as well. Serena turned to us, her fierce glare replaced by a disapproving frown. "C'mon Lita, the girls are waiting for us," she said casually, with a bit of a threat in her voice. She turned to Darien who still looked a tad bit wary. " As for the answer to you question, I aced my math test! Good Bye Andrew." She then gave a quick nod at the shocked Darien. "Later Scumbag." The girls walked out of the arcade leaving me to laugh at the purely shocked expression on my buddy's handsome face. ~ Serena ~ I can't believe that guy. He is such a hot gu- I mean, total idiot! What an egocentric, totally demonic, horrible, incredibly handsome jerkwad. Wait a minute. Crap! I'm doing it again. Just remember Serena, that you hate his guts, and that the world must continue as usual. "So Serena, your house at eight for the slumber party, right?" asked Lita. "Right! And tell the girls to bring flashlights." "Why?" "Because we'll need them." ~ Lita ~ I saw the malicious look on Serena's face and immediately became suspicious. "What the hell are you planning, Serena?" I asked, a strange sense of foreboding covering me with its dark, mischievous shadow. "Nothing but a simple game," she said and I smiled in relief. "that includes planting a bugging device on an unsuspecting Darien." I gave her THE LOOK. "What? It's just for fun. What could possibly go wrong?" I whispered something in her ear. She blushed three shades of red. "Ecchi!!!" she screeched. "Besides that- that hentai thing!!" I smiled. In actuality, I thought Serena had outdone herself. "Hey Serena, what do you think about bumping into Darien in the daylight, so we can listen to him tonight. The boys are having a party too! We can spy on the guys and get a sneak peek at their personal life!" Serena got a wicked, no purely demonic glint in her eye. "Sound good Lita. Sounds real good… END OF PROLOGUE UM… on with the show. Plus I think Darien's hot too… I mean um… what a cruel guy. (Maia- chan has stars in her eyes.) Wish I could date him. SSSSSSIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHH! ********************************************************************************** PART 1- 7 GIRLS AND A BUGGING DEVICE ~ Darien ~ I looked up suspiciously as 7 girls walked into the arcade whispering and pointing at me. One of them laughed maliciously, and I rolled my eyes. This usually meant that Serena was up to something, something at my expense, I could tell (little he knows, heh heh). I narrowed my eyes at her and walked over, quirky grin in place. "Hey meatball head, trip on your way home and come back for a Band-Aid?" ~ Serena ~ I slapped him. Hard. Managing to attach the bugging device to his earring. I grinned and walked out, leaving six startled girls to chase after me. "Serena, I thought we were going to plant a bugging device on him?!" exclaimed Mina. My grin remained. "I did." "What! We didn't even see you do it, Meatball head!" said Raye, quite impressed. "Where did you put it?" "I put it in his earring," I explained to Amy, Raye, Lita, Mina, Lizzy, and Molly. "Whenever he talks, it records on a tape located in my boom- box. We can also listen to it live. Cool, huh?" "I didn't know you had it in you, Serena!" exclaimed Molly. Heh heh. Little she knows on young women bent on revenge. "Hey guys, its seven- thirty. Why don't we head to my place early and start up the tape machine?" I commented. "Yeah!" shouted all the other girls in unison. I grinned wolfishly. "We've got some spying to do! Let's go troops!" I said in a very comical voice. "Yes Sir…um…ma'am!" was wheezed out between giggles from all the girls. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 30 minutes ago… ~ Mina ~ One thought was running through my head as I heard Serena's plan. She likes him. I can't believe she likes him and I never noticed it. I'm her cousin, and the Senshi of love and beauty to boot! I must have been to caught up in my own…um… pathetic…love life. As I listened to the plan, I admired the complicity and how well thought out it was. It seemed like something the mob would use, not the so- called AIRHEAD Serena! Wait, no, I'm the resident airhead of the group. Serena's the lazy one. What is it with people and their preconceptions about dumb blondes, anyway. Then the plan took a more devious turn: scaring the hell out of the boys by revealing their secrets to the whole arcade, via Lizzy, Andrew's sister who's pissed at him at the moment. But it was brilliant, I had to admit. I wanted to do it. Everyone did. Yep, even Amy was in on it… ~ Amy ~ I watched everyone's expressions at the end of Serena's synopsis of her plan. A quirky grin on Raye's face, a mediocre smile on Molly and Lizzy's faces, a secretive smile on Mina's face, and probably a wicked glimmer in my eyes. "So, who wants in?" asked Serena, a smile plastered 15 miles across her face. "Me!" we all shouted, not wanting to be left out. Ever logical, I asked how we would know what Andrew's friends were saying when Darien wasn't in the room. The response: "I let Lizzy in on the plan early, and together we planted bugs all over their house. Every room!" "Even the bathroom?!" asked the ever hentai thinker Lita. To my surprise, Serena answered: "EVERY ROOM!" By now all of us were jumping up and down with excitement(for different reasons, trust me). Couldn't wait… Now… ~ Author's point of view ~ ( hey, remember me, Lady BlackDragon, the author, oh ya do?! Ya better!) Raye sat on the bed, fiddling with the wires. Amy, of course, was sitting at the desk, making sure all the bugs were functioning. Mina was giggling while chewing bubble gum. Lita was whipping up munchies in the kitchen. Molly was debating with Lizzy on how best to spill secrets. Serena, the mastermind, was doing everything else. "Finally, everything is ready!" exclaimed Serena. All at once, everyone jumped for the headphones, Ami for the blue, Raye for red, Lita for green, Mina for yellow, Molly for black, Lizzy for gold, and Serena for silver. They ended up in one big, giant, heap. "SEREEEEEEENAAAAAA, silver is the ROYAAAAAALLLLLLLL color!" screeched Raye. "Yeah, well it also my favorite color, so LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!" Serena screeched in response. The tongue war had begun. 20 minutes later… Raye was tied down to the bed with old gimp to avoid any physical violence and Serena, with her silver headphones, turned on the boom- box to listen in. Luna looked in, saw Raye tied to the bed, and promptly decided she most definitely did NOT want to be in the room at the moment. Raye was now trying to BITE the gimp off, her teeth aching more and more with every second. Amy, feeling pity, put the red headphones over Raye's ears so she could listen in. And listen they did. AND BOY, did they choose the right moment to listen in. END OF PART ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! WANT ME TO STOP?!!!!! Didn't think so! Email ME!! Lady BlackDragon( or Maia- chan to all my FRIENDS!!! Yang, this means you. Imani-chan, you too!!!)