Spying is bad for your Health
PG
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I'm sorry to confuse you, but some of the parts might be 
split into chapters with long titles. Sorry! Also, I'm 
trying to finish this story by the end of November, so I 
can concentrate on other stuff!

Lady Blackdragon

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Darien's Crush; or The boys play truth or dare

The girls listened quietly to the conversation layed out 
before their hungry ears.

"Hey Darien! Stop eating all the chips! You're as bad as Serena!" 
they heard Andrew cry. Serena growled in protest, and Raye snickered.

"That's not a nice thing to say, Andrew!" Darien muttered beneath 
his breath, but it was heard loud and clear in the room full of 
teenage girls. *Why should he care what anyone says about me, 
anyway?!* Serena thought. * He's one of my main tormentors! Heck, 
he should get a metal for some of the insults he thinks up!*

Greg smacked loudly on a piece of pizza and arounmd his mouthful 
of food, suggested: "Why don't we play truth or dare?!" 

He was answered with a forceful chorus of "NO!" 's all the way 
around.

"You're all wussies, that's all!" Greg still loudly munching and 
slurping.

The girls all cringed, Amy disgusted with the way Greg was pigging 
out, the others wondering why a group of guys would play truth or 
dare.

The answer: They loved gossip as much as girls!

After being accused of being a, and I quote,"wussy" they all agreed 
they would play.

Serena laughed malaciously. This was even better than she had planned 
it! Then she asighed in disappointment. *Too bad we didn't put video 
cameras!*

~In Andrew's living room~
(AN:This is told from the point of veiw of the oblivious guys)


Greg started. "Okay, Andrew! Truth or DARE?"

Andrew chose, predictably, Dare.

"All right! My kinda guy!" exclaimed Greg. "Let me choose wisely your 
fate! Could it have something to do with... MINA?!"

Andrew's face suddenly resembled a very ripe tomato, followed by a 
chorus of "Oh ho ho! Andrew, my man, your fate has been decided! You 
have to call Mina!" Andrew breathed a sigh of relief. "And, confess 
that you're madly in love with her!"

***
On the other side of the bugging line, Mina paled, and Serena could 
have sworn that Mina resembled a dying fish with a big red bow. All 
the girls were squealing in incoherent shock.
***

Andrew confidently picked up the phone and dialed Mina's number( which 
of course he knew by heart). Then Darien ruined Andrew's plan.

Smirking, he blurted out to the people in the room these exact words: 
"All the girls are at Serena's house, Andrew, so why are you calling 
Mina's. And by the way, how do you know her number?"

Andrew turns with a grimace of disgust. "Man, I hate you. Mark my words, 
You're NEXT!" Darien's eyes grew round in fear. *Uh oh.*


Andrew turns back and dials Serena's number. 
****
Ring! Ring!

Serena and Raye(having broke free from the red gimp) casually shoved 
Mina at the phone. She fell on top of it, and then to the floor, the 
phone right at her ear.

"Hello?" she meekly asked.

"Oh, hello Andrew! Uh... What do you want?"

Serena and Raye sigh in exasperation. 

*Smooth Mina, real smooth.*

"Saturday? Yeah, okay!"
***

Faintly in the background, Andrew could hear giggling girls, and it 
didn't take him long to figure out who was doing what. Lita's whistles 
were unmistakable, and Serena's voice could wake the dead. Andrew hangs 
up, ready for revenge.

"I've got a date on Saturday, and a chance for revenge right now. Darien, 
TRUTH OR DARE. Take your pick." 

"Uh... seeing the dares you guys can come up with, I choose truth." 

At seeing the wicked twinkle in Andrew's eyes, he suddenly knew he had 
made the wrong decision.

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End of chapter one of part two

Bwahahahahahahahhahahahah! That's it. I'm going to give you cruel and 
unjust punishment. Like it or not. So sue me. (don't really, I'm broke 
anywayz)

*Sees vicious killer monkeys let out by reader to attack her* Or maybe 
I'll do the next part! Heh heh... Damn you!

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Chapter Two Of Part Two

Darien's Confession

"Okay Darien, who do you like?" Andrew asked. 

Darien paled noticably, and the guys wondered why it was such a big deal. 
They would soon find out.

"Don't ask that!" he pleaded. "It's really none of your business!"

Feeling no pity, Andrew replies with: "Yes it is."

Darien backed up slowly, his face changing from white to red, as he backed 
up and into a wall. Seeing no escape, he surrendered to the inevitable.

"Well, um...IkindalikeSerenaTsukinobecauseshe'sreallycuteandhasadorablemeatballs," 
gasped Darien in one breath.

"What?!" asked Andrew, in total confusion.

Darien hesitatedly repeated the jumble of words, hoping to cunfuse them 
again, by speaking in a quiet voice.

"Well, I kinda like Serena Tsukino," Darien said very quietly.

Then it was Greg's turn to ask what was said. Darien totally gave up.

At the top of his lungs, he shouted for the world to hear,"I LIKE SERENA 
TSUKINO A WHOLE LOT BECAUSE OF HER ADORABLE MEATBALLS AND BEAUTIFUL EYES!"

Around the room, all you heard was:*Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* 

*******

In the room of girls, an echoing sound to the room of boys:*Thunk* *THunk* 
*Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk*

When Luna walked in to the room, and saw a bunch of unconcious girls in 
brightly colored headphones, she decided she was staying at Mina's for sure.

~Later that Night~

Raye splashed another gallon of water on Serena's face. "WAKE UP ALREADY 
MEATBALL HEAD! YOU CAN'T STAY UNCONCIOUS FOREVER!" She shouted, still slightly 
angry because HER crush liked Serena. But, she couldn't very well say that, 
seeing she was going out with that adorable rock groupie, Chad(whom she wouldn't
 admit she was in love with, but confessed that she liked a lot).

Serena slowly regained conciousness. With a dazed smile, "I was dreaming wasn't 
I," she asked dazedly. "You know, it was quite a funny dream. I actually planted 
a bugging device on Darien's earring, and then they played truth or dare..."
Serena babbled on. "And then, that guy who hates me, DARIEN CHIBA, said that 
he actually liked me! I must have been dreaming. You know what, I bet I'm 
dreaming right now!"

The girls looked at each other. "Uh... Serena...that wasn't a dream."

"Oh."

*Darien, that absolutely gorgeous gu- that nightmare of a jerk, likes me?! 
Okay... Calm down Serena. You're doing it again. Succumbing to the weakness 
of liking Darien, the god with the ebony hair and navy eyes. AND OH MY GOD 
HE LIKES ME! WAHOOO!*

"Uh... Serena?" Molly said. "Can you stop having a conversation with yourself 
long enough to tell us your opinion on matters and what you want out of this 
information?"

Serena blushed. What did she want? Did she want Darien to be her boyfriend? 
Yes. Did she want revenge? Yes, she wanted that even more. "I want to make 
him regret every mean thing that's ever come out those insulting lips."

The girls looked at each other. This was gonna get interesting.


End of Part Two

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