title = Picture Series 3 Rate = PG-13 part = 1/1 disclaimer = story = YO! WWWWWAAAAASSSSSAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!! Sorry, had ta do that. So, it's like this, I was walkin' down the street, when an idea for a story hits me in the head. Actually, it was more like a falling piece of debre, I was walking under a construction site. When I came to my senses and asked the woman at the hospital's front desk for my laptop, she agreed. Although I was seriously brain damaged, I managed to type the now complete story form in my head on to my trusty computer. But there's always a drawback, in some parts of the story, the words just weren't put in the proper order to make sense. That would be when my seisures began. Anyway I if make sense do not, my lawyer call. Later! P.S. Lady Blackdragon's conspirisys have nothing to do with me. Hi people! Many of you are probably wondering why I'm not in jail right now. And many of you don't care one way or another. But the truth of the matter is I don't know either. Sike. But to answer the question, I blackmailed Regis Philbin and made him pay my bail. But unfortunatly on the way home I *accidentally* bombed baltamore harbor and ran over three j- walking pedestrians. I also invented a game called mallwalker. The object of the game is to make your tank runover innocent civillians. 50 points for toddlers, 300 points for senior citizens,100 for middle aged people and 2000 for fashion disaters. Oh and a new addition to the characters. I'm mad so 5000 points if you hit a cop. It's easy to play this game. Buy a tank and drive it to the nearest shopping center and you have your gameboard. LadyBlue: Its not me, its not me. I am Not retarded. Lady Blackdragon:(hits her upside the head with pluto's time staff) haven't you learned you lesson yet!( whacks her again) butt out of My notes. LadyBlue: Well SORRRRRRRRRRY! Lady Blackdragon: You should be! Sorry about the interruption, but my trusty time staff took care of the problem. So this is like the next story in the picture series. Signed: Oh I give up. You can't tell who this is after all this time? Uh...Lady Blackdragon. ********************* Venus: Uh, why are we here? Jupiter: It's a meeting, baka. Venus: I know that! But, what's the purpose. Jupiter: Shut-up, I'm watching Regis! Mars: I knew it wasn't a good idea to get a TV for the temple. Tom(da firefighter): Hey everybody! WWWWAASSSAAAPPP???!!!!! Mercury: Shut-up and get out! Tom(leaves): I'm goin'! Geez! Moon: Rei, will you please tell your boyfriend to shut-up? Mars: He's not my boyfriend! I have better taste than that! Moon: Wanna bet? Mars: Oh, shut-up! Mercury: You guys! Can we please get on with the meeting? Moon: Oh, right the meeting. We need new stratagees to beat the evil villans, you guys. Uranus: Here's one. I call it "Flash Attack." It's a deversion taptic. Jupiter, you flash infront of the evil demons, and I go behind to chop there heads off. Jupiter: No way! Uranus: Shut-up. It's a good plan. Tom: Yes, very good. Heh..Heh...Heh. Mercury's boot meets Tom's face. Tom: ow.... Merc: Tom,Get out! Tom(runs outside) Moon: Not like that! I meant a scheme that doesn't involve stripping. Uranus: Oh, now you tell me. In that case, I'm outta ideas. Jupiter: I say we forget this meeting. I've gotta date in 20 minutes. Venus(looking rather curious): With who? Jupiter(Takes out photo): A cute guy that looks just like my... Mars: Old boyfriend? Jupiter: No. My father's second youngest cousin. What a minute, I dated him too. Guess you're right, Rei. Mars: Told cha! Hey! He IS cute. Venus: Yeah! What's his name? Jupiter: *sigh* Steve. Moon(blushing): wow, what a hunk. Jupiter: Hey! He's my boyfriend. Mars(taking the picture from Makoto's hand): Not anymore! Jupiter: Hey! Give that back! Uranus: Not again. Saturn: Freaks. Pluto: Hey! Let me see! Neptune: Stop hogging all the hot guys! Usa: Shut-up! He's mine! Uranus: You people are nuts! Saturn: God, what did I do to deserve this?! No, let me rephrase that! What did I do to deserve THEM?! ( Jerks a finger at pile o' girls) Mercury: You all got Joey, I get Steve!!!!! All others with exception of Uranus and Saturn: NO WAY!!! Uranus: Get a life, you wacky nutcases. And I actually thought that Rei was SANE. Mars: Hey! Neptune: Mine! All mine! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Venus: Suckers! I've got'm now! Jupiter: Back off of my boyfriend, people! Or else! Mars: Shut-up! He's MY boyfriend now! Mercury: Not for long! Mars: Hey! Usa: Get her! Uranus(looking up from the Shoots-an-Ladders board): Will you people shut-up?!!! Saturn: Shut-up and go ta heck! Oh, Haruka, I won. Uranus: Die! Tom: Hey! This is more like it. Mercury: Shut-up! Wait! Didn't we tell you to get out? Tom da Firefighter was seriously wounded, but the mouth still runs. Moon: Oh, well, I have Mamo-chan! (holds up V for victory sigh) Uranus: What's the matter with you people? It's just a guy. Haruka was seriously wounded. Mars: C'mon guys lets fight over here. I hate the way she brags about Mamoru, it makes me sick.(jerks a finger at Usagi) Chorus: Yeah! Jupiter: The court yard's open! Venus: I'm there! Tom da Firefighter: Sounds like a plan to me! Tom da Firefighter was seriously wounded...again!! Neptune: Ok, on your marks, get set, go! Venus(gasping for air): *gasp* Who's idea....was...it*gasp* to have a race for......*gasp* the picture?*gasp* Mars: Uh....yours.... The girls tied and ended up in a pile on top of Tom da Firefighter. Tom: I love this job! Venus: Hey, off my hair! It's gonna get dirty! Mars: Get your elbow outta my rib cage! Mercury: Mako! Get your toes out of my nose! Neptune: Tom! Get you hand off my butt. Tom da Firefighter raises his eyebrows suggestively. Uranus: Excuse me, you're interupting my game. I can't play Shoots-an- Ladders with Tom da Firefighter, if you guys insist on making him flatter than a road-killed squirrel. Saturn: Well, Haruka, since Tom da Firefighter is flat, wanna play Scrabble with me? Lightbulb forms over Uranus's head. She runs away, returning with Tom da Firefighter's fire truck. Uranus: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Runs over angry girls and Tom da Firefighter. Moon, seeing the incident from her shunned place inside, runs out with bicycle pump and connects it to the inflation hole in Minako's bow and pumps them back to shape like an inflatable sofa and sits on them. Girls and Tom da Firefighter: Get off!! Moon: OOPS! Heh heh. Forgot you guys weren't a reclining item. Everyone stands up. Tom da Firefighter leaves two foot hole the shape of his body where he was pressed in by his Tom da Firefighter Firefighting truck by Tom's Firefighting da fire fire extinguisher company.(If anyone feels sorry for Tom, email him at TOMDAFIREFIGHTER@firefighting fires for fire extinguishing firefighters. com) Neptune: Now where's that picture? Venus: It's all mine! ALL MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Mars: Not for long V-babe. HIYA!!! Usa:Uh... guys? Hello? I'm still in the hole. Remember? I exist! All: Shut up little pink demon from heck. Mamoru and Yuchirriu: What da heck is going on?!!! Moon sees green jacket and abandons fight to chase Mamoru and jacket away from the temple. Neptune: MINE!! Venus: MINE! Mars:MINE! Mercury: MINE! Jupiter: MIIIINNNEEE Pluto:MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Tom da firefighter: No, actually, it's mine.(Holds up picture) Everyone turns to look at him strangely. Meanwhile, Yuchirriu is wrestling with Grampa for the smoked cheddar, while putting away canned peaches. Uranus: Why can't I feel anything below my waist?(from beneath the burning firetruck.) Saturn: Beats me! Oh and Haruka, I win again. Uranus: Drat. You cheated. Saturn: How could I cheat at Scrabble? Uranus: Whenever I lose conciousness you change my letters. Ding Dong Jupiter: Freeze!(All motion stops) I'll answer the door. Slight voice heard from the door. Jupiter: OH HI STEVE!(All motion starts again. 6 people run for the door. Venus: He's even hotter in person. Mars:*sigh* so dreamy. Mercury: Even more interesting than calculus. Neptune: TOTALLY handsome! Pluto:*siiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* Steve: Wehell,ready for ar' date Makoto. Jupiter and Steve leave. Girls stand there looking scandalized. Venus:He has a country accent! Mars: He's an electric man. Neptune: His favorite color is gray Pluto: He doesn't brush his teeth. Mercury: He has a fourth grade education. Yuchirriu: Anyone want a piece of smoked cheddar? 15 minutes later *************** An ambulance arrived to take Uranus and Tom da firefighter to the hospital. Their paramedic, who was named Joe, said that Uranus would be fine and that hopefully Tom only had minimal brain damage. Neptune: So whatever happened to the picture? Saturn: I don't know and, quite frankly, I don't care. Usa: WILL SOMEONE HELP ME OUT OF THIS FRICKIN' HOLE?! On the ambulance, Tom da firefighter proudly clutched a beraggled picture of Steve to his chest before losing conciousness. Closing notes Bye- LadyBlue Lady Blackdragon: Those notes suck! LadyBlue:( slaps Lady B.D) I don't ramble like you. LadyB.D: Thats it( takes time staff and nails LadyBlue into the floor) Um.. I hope you like my story... LadyBlue: OUR story. (Time staff resurfaces and drills LadyBlue to China)Lady B.D: Well, OUR story... bye!! LadyBlue:(insert groaning sound of pain as Lady B.D seals of hole burying LadyBlue in the hole with chibi- usa.)NOOOO! Don't leave me alone in this frickin' hole with the evil pink demon of death. PLEASE! I'll do ANYTHING!! Lady B.D: Anything hmmm...