Lady Blackdragon & LadyBlue
ladyblackdragon@erols.com & ladyblue514@yahoo.com
Picture Series 4
PG-13

Hey, it's me, LadyBlue. I can't talk long, master 
Blackdragon'll be angry. I'm thinking of running 
away and not coming back. I don't know why I'm 
still working with her, my head hurts like crap. 
I can't believe I said I'd do anything to get 
outta that hole. D-word. Oh, well, if I'm cooking 
for her while she writes her author's notes for the
next 6 months, migh as well go for the gold. [censored]! 
I hate my [censored] life! [censored]! [censored] it!! 
Oh, no, she's back. Probably to knock me out again. 
Gotta go.

P.S. Get me outta this hellhole!

Lady Blackdragon:(Pushes LadyBlue out of chair in 
front of computer)What do you think your doing! 
What hellhole? Back to work slave. Why hello. Wait.
Don't say it. I already know what your gonna' say. 
So you don't have to talk. Right? Oh yeah! You can't 
talk. heh heh. Just in case my slave tries to act up, 
I've got my Tuxedo Kamen extendable rod on hand. I 
found it underneath my Sailor Moon poster collection. 
I(surprisingly)have committed no crimes recently. 
Instead, I've been hanging out in local bars, drinking 
virgin martinis and BudWeiser beer. They still haven't 
figured out my I.D is fake. Oh yeah! I joined a new club. 
M.I.T.H(Mamoru is totally hot)! *SIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHH* 
I wish he was my boyfriend (Manga Tux, that is! Anime 
Tux is a total jerk. And DOWN WITH DUB BASHING. The nerve 
of DiC. Screwin' with the [censored]ing plot line and 
[censored]ing up all that [censored]. Why I aught ta' 
[censored] them all the way ta' china. Oh... right. You're 
still here. Well I hope you enjoy.SLAVE! More coke! Okay, 
this one is another in the picture series, since I'm taking 
a short break from writing romantic fanfiction. If you want 
romance, don't stay here after you read my incredibly cool 
authors notes. Thank you.

Signed: Here we go again. I am Lady Blackdragon. Always 
will be. never gonna change. Plus I have already stated
 my name. Why can't you people leave me alone?!
P.S: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU DOHNUT CHORTLING POLICE 
FORCE MEMBERS! Just die.

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Venus: So, I been looking for a date for Saturday, got any ideas?
Joe da Paramedic: I'm free.
Venus: Who are you?
Two dolls popped out behind him and started to sing the "Joe da Paramedic 
Song".
Dolls: Joe da Paramedic! Joe da Paramedic! He's so cool! Yeah! He rules!
Joe: Thanks Moe! Thanks Toe!
Saturn: Hey! I know you! You're the guy that ruined our Scrabble game!
Uranus(bandaged from the waste down): Yeah! Thanks a lot! I was winning 
too!
Saturn: You'll never win!
Uranus: That's 'cause I keep blacking out from the internal bleeding!
Jupiter: Hey! Aren't you the guy that saved our good friend Tom da 
Firefighter?
Joe: That's me! By the way, Michiru, he wants you to know that you're the 
most rightious babe he's ever seen!
Neptune: Let him know that he's the flattest man I've ever seen.
Venus: Hey, you're dreamy.
Joe: Yeah, I know. Well anyway, if any of you want a date on Saturday, 
here's my picture. It has my number on the back.
Dolls: Yeah! Joe! You're da Man! If you can't do it, no one can! Joe, 
you're a genius!
Joe: I know.
Dolls: Joe da Paramedic! Joe da Paramedic! You get Dem girls!
Joe, walking out the door: C'mon Emergency! Let's leave the girls to 
contemplate on their decisions.
A giant black bat, with the word "Emergency" written on it, flew over and 
landed on the Joe da Paramedic's shoulder. It imemedeatly began to use the 
bathroom.
Neptune: He IS cute! 
Venus: Yeah!*sigh* And he gave me his picture too. Too bad I already told 
Motoiki I'd go out with him on Saturday.
Jupiter: Hey! I need a date for Saturday! 
Mercury: I need a date too!
Moon: So do I. I broke up with Mamoru after realizing he had no fashion 
sense. I am so burning that jacket!
Jupiter: Hey! I said it first!
Mars: Not again.
Uranus: Freaks.
Saturn: I'm getting a strange sense of deja vu.
Yurchirriu: Smoked Chedder, anyone? If you guys don't eat it soon, it'll 
grow mold.
Saturn: Cheese is mold, idiot!
Yurchirriu: Oh, yeah.
Jupiter: C'mon Minako! I'm your best friend, right? So, give me the 
picture.
Mercury: No! I'm her best friend!
Neptune: I realize we're not the best of friends, but may I bribe you with 
this yellow keychain?
Pluto: She doesn't want a stinkin' keychain! She wants a gift certificate 
to the mall!
Jupiter: Hey! That's not fair! C'mon Mina, I'll buy you a pound of caramel.
Mercury: No! Give the photo to me! You want somebody to do your homework!
Neptune: C'mon, yellow! It's your favorite color!
Pluto: No, mall! She wants to shop!
Jupiter: Think about it Mina! Candy! Candy! Candy!
Mercury: No! Mina wants good grades!
Venus: Ow! You're ripping off my limbs!
Neptune: Shut-up an' gimme that photo!
Pluto: See! We try and be nice and bribe you, but nooooo, you're gonna 
make me beat you up with my big stick. 
Mars: Do you guys have any idea how sickening this really is?
Mercury: (looks up) Not a clue.
Jupiter: You know, he bears a striking resemblance to my old boyfriend.
Moon: My cow statue looked like your old boyfriend until you realized that
I didn't have an older brother so therefore the cow statue could not be a 
photo of him.
Uranus: I could win big money entering you guys in the America's Funniest 
home videos contest!
Saturn: I could win big money in that contest just by showing them your 
face.
Venus: Pluto! Put that thing down! It's a hazard.
Pluto: That would be the point(raising time staff to smite her companions, 
but only managing to knock out herself when she tripped on 
Usagi's Ice Cream wrapper.)
Moon: I'll throw this muffin if you don't stop now.
Everyone fell silent. Usagi must have been very upset if she was willing
to part with a consumable.
Yuchirriu: (walked in saw Usagi holding themuffin threatiningly, thought 
for a moment, then quickly decided he definitly did NOT wanna' be in the 
room at the moment)I think I'll go grocery shopping.
Neptune:( momentarily forgeting herself, she grabbed Mako's pony tail, and 
was hit squarely in the head by one of Usagi's famous rock muffins.)Ouch!
Ohhhh, look at all the pretty colors.(insert crashing sound of Michiru 
falling to the ground, unconcious.)
Mars: Yep, Usagi definitly made the muffins...OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!(insert 
crashing sound of Rei falling to the ground, unconcious.)
The others wisely remained silent, until Usagi left to go to the restroom.
Then the fight started anew.
Luna:WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!!! THIS IS A #@!$!! SCOUT MEETING!
Uranus: You're the only one besides Usagi that can get them to stop making 
fools of themselves.
Saturn: Gee, Luna, have fleas?
Moon: Hi Luna, Do you really have fleas? I mean I thought that would never 
happen after the time you stepped on a roadkill squirrel and the fleas 
smelled it!
Jupiter: But Luna, we're arguing over a hot guy.
Luna: Let me see.
Venus: Here, let me show you.
Luna: wow, give me that! (luna joins fight for picture).
Saturn: My life is now officially screwed. I am sitting here watching a 
talking cat fight over a PICTURE of a hot guy with 5 teenage gir... (looks 
at unconcious Pluto), no, 4 teenaged girls. This is disgusting.
Mercury: Give me that picture, you incompetent blundering idiots!
Uranus: Look who's talking.
Saturn: Look who's talking about who's talking.
Neptune: I want that picture! And trust me I always get what I want!
Pluto(now regaining conciousness): Wow, what pretty birdies. Oh, and one 
of them has Joe da Paramedic's face. All the others look like abald mother 
Theresa.
Mars: This foolishness must stop! I'll burn you all at the steak I tell 
you.
Dilandu: I thought I heard the magic word. BURN!
Usa(covered in dirt): Why didn't you @#$! help me out of that @#$! hole 
when I @#$! asked you to God- @#$! incompetent fools!!!!!!
Saturn: And I thought she was like her mother, knowing no more than three 
words in the Dictionary. Just goes to show you Geniuses can be wrong.
Joe: Hey! Just came back to get some moistoweletts. Emergency had an 
accident(points to bat on his shoulder).What the heck....?
Jupiter: Joe!*sigh*
Mercury: Joe! You still free on Saturday?
Neptune: Joe! Here I am! Your date for Saturday!
Usa: I need some moistoweletts, too!
Then, who should walk in but, Mamoru!
Mamoru: Hey, Odangl atama!(sees 5 crazy girls and a cat surrounding Joe Da 
Paramedic)Uh...I'll come back later, at a better time.
Dolls: Joe da Paramedic! Get dem Joe!
Mamoru, in reaction to the dancing dolls: And I thought I'd seen everything
when I met Usagi.
A rabid dog came into the scene and chased Luna up a tree.
Moon: Mamo-chan! Wait-up!(chases after Mamoru)
Mars: I'll burn you to a crisp, I swear!
Dilandu: Burn! Burn! Burn!!!!!!
Joe: Uh...did I miss something?
Jupiter: Minako can't make it, so I'll go instead!
Neptune: No, Mako, you have a date with Steve. Remember? But I'm available.
Joe: Hum...this is tough.
Bob da Banker: Sounds like you need finacial insurance!
Two dolls popped out behind the man.
Dolls: Bob da Banker! Bob da Banker! He's so cool! Yeah, He rules!
Bob: I know.
Joe: Hey! You're stealing my lines!
Moe+Toe: Yeah!
Pluto: Joe! 
Joe: Hum...
Venus: Yoohoo! Joe! I can always cancel my other date on Saturday!
Jupiter: No way! He's going with me!
Mercury: No me!
Pluto: Me!
Neptune: Actually, it's me.
Joe: Actually, I want to go with her(points to Saturn).
Everyone stares at Joe da Paramedic in shock.
Saturn: Who me? 
Joe: Yeah.
Saturn: Okay. Sounds like fun.
The two leave together. Mars and Uranus look at each other.
Mars: *sigh* Why am I the one who's stuck with Yuchirriu for a boyfriend?
Uranus: Why am I the only one that likes girls?
Venus, looks up in shock: You like girls?
Mercury: Where the heck have you been?
Pluto: What did happen to that picture?
Bob pulls out a gun from strap on his leg. Shoots it at the wall, and out 
pops a picture of Joe and confetti.
Neptune: Nifty!

THE END

No notes. To tired. Gonna eat leechi jelli. bye

LadyBlue

Well I must say, since it's 10 pm right now, and we've been writing since 
5 pm, I just don't have the strength to push LadyBlue out the window likeI 
was planning. Hmmm, maybe next time. I also don't have the strength to 
write about the barrel of monkeys I let loose in the room while we were 
typing. So therefore, I leave you dear reader, to your own amusement. No, 
don't play with yourself, play by yourself. Good, you get the point. Thank 
you.
Signed: I don't have time for this! Lady B.D ^_^