Lady Blackdragon & LadyBlue
ladyblackdragon@erols.com & ladyblue514@yahoo.com
Picture Series 5
PG-13

LadyBlue: Gee, Lady Blackdragon, what are we going to do today?
Lady B.D: The same thing we do everyday, LadyBlue. Try to take over 
the wor...I mean, write FanFiction!
LadyBlue and Lady B.D's quote of the day: I am Tom da Firefighter, 
also known as the pink ranger!
Lady B.D: Welcome to the last story in our series. Um...this story 
reaches a pinacle at a bar, where the opening scene takes place. Thank 
you. 
Signed: Here we go again. Stop calling me! I win! I'm not telling you 
my name. MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bill da Bartender: Wha do ya want?
Jupiter:*sigh* You......I mean a dry Martini!
Bill: Okay........
Saturn stared at her hand.
Saturn: Oh guys, by the way *sigh* I'm engaged to Joe da Paramedic.
Dolls: Joe da Paramedic! Joe da Paramedic!
Joe da Paramedic: Did somebody call my name?
Dolls: He's so cool! Yeah! He rules!
Joe: Yeah, I know.
Uranus, to Saturn: Didn't you guys meet two days ago?
Venus: Love at first sight, how romantic.(stares at Bill da Bartender) And
I think I'm experiencing it first-hand.
Mercury:*sigh* Me too.
Pluto, staring at beer: Me too.
Mars: Forgive me if I'm nausious.
Neptune: I'll have a Bloody Mary. Extra hot. Guess that means you'll have 
to put yourself in it huh, hunk?
Bill: Help me!
Bob da Banker: This is more fun than a cash reunion for Seinfeld!
Chibi-Usa: Yeah! Who's idea was it to have a cast reunion anyway?
Moon: Mine.
Ghost of Fred: Why'd you have to kill me off? Now I can't have any 
alcoholic beverages!
Philip: Man! That bartender's hot!
Motoiki, looks at him in disgust: What kind of man are you?
Philip: An openly gay one.
Yuchirriu and Grampa: Smoked Chedder, please!
Seiya: And breath mints for my brother Taiki.
Yaten: Extra strength.
Taiki: Excuse me! I resent that!
Joey, mercury's boyfriend: Why do I have to be here with these nut cases? 
I was only a picture.
Steve: I feel rejected. Bartender, bring me some Chardinae.
Bill: Comin' right up! And what about you with the ugly green jacket.
Mamoru, posessively grabbing jacket: Hey! Don't talk to my best friend 
that way!
Motoiki: Grrrr...I thought I was your best friend!
Mamoru: You're not green.
Bill da Bartender: You guys are freaks!
Saturn and Uranus: Tell me about it.
Dilandu: Give me a flaming Martini, with extra gasoline.
Bill da bartender slowly backing away: Uh...whatever you say, wacko.
Tom da Firefighter: I'll have what Dilandu's having with the exception of 
the gasoline.
Grampa: That stripper is a pretty girl.
Moon: What stripper?
Mars: Oh, that's not a stripper, that's Bob da Banker.
Dolls: Bob da Banker! Bob da Banker! He's so cool! Yeah! He rules!
Bob: I know.
Yaten: 21! I got 21! Oh no, wait, scratch that.
Mamoru: C'mon Mr. Jacket! I'll buy you a drink.
Squeaky Voice of Mr. Jacket: Thank you, Mamo-chan!
Motoiki: I'm gonna be sick.
Moon: Usa and I are the only ones allowed to call you that!
Saturn: Welcome to another episode of Jerry Springer.
Mars: Why do I have the urge to puke?
Uranus: It must be catching. Suddenly I have the urge to puke too.
Bob da Banker: I do not look like a female stripper!
Yuchirriu: I think that's a matter of opinion.
Mercury: What's Dilandu doing?!!!
Dilandu, bring out blow torch: Burn! Gay boy! Burn! (torches Philip and 
Tom da Firefighter)Who's next? 
Dolls, chanting: Bob da Banker! Bob da Banker! (Bob and his dolls are 
torched)
Motoiki: Usagi, I knew you were strange, but I didn't know your family 
was too. ( Motoiki and Yuchirriu are torched. Joey and Steve try and make 
a run for it.)
Dilandu: Why do you think you're going? MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!(Joey and 
Steve are torched)Hey! You with the bad breath! Here's a breath mint for 
ya!(stuffs had grenade down Taiki's throat. It explodes. Joe da Paramedic 
arrives with his dolls to take away burnt bodies.Bill da Bartender arrives
with Tom's drink.)
Dilandu: He won't be needing that where he is. Hell! MWHAHAHAHA!!
Venus, whispering to Pluto, who's still staring at her drink: Dilandu is 
just a sick maniac, isn't he?
Pluto, coming out of trance: Hey, where's Tom da Firefighter?
Neptune: Where have you been? Dilandu torched them.
Ghost of Fred: I think I'll be leaving.(floats through the roof)
Dilandu: Hey, girly boy!
(Yaten gaulps, picks up anvil and knocks Dilandu out. Dilandu falls to 
the ground with big anvil shaped indent in forehead. Mamoru takes this 
chance to leave with Joe da Paramedic, Yaten, Seiya, Grampa, Bill da 
Bartender, body of Dilandu, and Mr.Jacket. Moon quickly takes a picture 
of Bill da Bartender and throws it to the girls, wanting to see another 
wrestling match.)
Mars: Are you retarded?
Uranus: What'd you do that for?
Saturn: Check-mate.
Uranus: D-word.
Venus: Hai! It's mine!
Saturn: Yes, I know you're high.
Neptune: No! He wants to be my boyfriend! 
Jupiter: No way! Why would he want to be your boyfriend, when he could 
have Super Mako!
Mars: Give me a break.
Uranus:(hands her a piece of her KitKat Bar.)
Mars: Close enough.
Moon, with camcorder: A little more action! Michiru! Pull Minako's hair!
Pluto! Use that Time Staff, that's what it's for! Ami, use you superior 
intelligence to think of devious ways to trip your opponents!
Mako! Drink you beer and use the empty beer bottle! This is more like it!
Everyone:(turns to Usagi) Oh you want action eh?
Moon: *gulp* Guys… Guys… I was only kidding… AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Everyone jumps Usagi as Saturn, Mars, Uranus and all the males in the 
room watch in fascination. 
Saturn: THIS is what I call interesting!
Bill da Bartender: I’m outta here! You girls are lunatics!
Bill runs away.
Uranus: Now we can do something I’ve always wanted to do!
Mars: What?
Uranus: Burn Mamoru’s apartment! And move to Poland.
Saturn: Sounds cool to me!

2 hours later
Mamoru: AHHHHH! My apartment
Moon: AHHHHH! My camcorder
Venus: AHHHH! MY PICTURE!

And so the story of photographs comes to an end. Uranus, Saturn, and Mars 
were never seen again. Usagi made millions on her first motion picture; 
Senshi in Action; and bought Mamoru a leather jacket. Chibi-Usa fell into 
a pit, never to return. Venus, Jupiter, and Mercury joined a fitness club,
and Neptune and Pluto bought Baskin’ Robbins.

THE END

Well, our story is done. Thank you for sticking around until the end, and 
I appreciate the support. LOL

LadyBlue

As for me, I resign myself to a few parting words. DIE!!! DIE!!!

Lady Blackdragon