Sailor North Star: The Criticizing Senshi By: Miss ParaPara E-mail me at Rating: PG-13 Konnichi wa, minna! Hi this is Miss ParaPara here with another SM fanfic.This is a parody. All of the characters act out of character. Don't take offense. Sailormoon belongs to Toei Animation, etc. This is based on the Japanese version, even though I will use Zoicite as a girl (JUST 4 humor purposes) Sailor North Star is my ORIGINAL creation, so you can't use her without asking. Ja ne for now & enjoy! E-mail comments, ideas, flames, etc to me ............................................................................ " So who are you again?" Sailormoon asked the senshi who had just fell from the sky & landed in front of the them during a battle with ParaPara. ParaPara seen this new senshi & ran off to the Dead Moon Circus. " I am Sailor North Star & I come from the North Star ( Of course. Does Sailor North Star think they are stupid or something). Sailor North Star was dressed in a gray sailor suit and gray boots. She had a sober look on her face. " Looks like you let the villain get away." Sailor North Star frowned at the senshi. " Why are you here, Sailor North Star?" asked Sailormercury. " I am here to straighten you sailor senshi out. This show is suppose to be 100% serious. No jokes, no fun. You would get a lot more accomplished now that I'm here." The senshi didn't like North Star's snotty attitude & British accent( it was worst then the Dic Luna). " Well," began Sailormoon," Me & my friends were just about to go get some burgers you want to come?" " What!," exclaimed Sailor North Star," I think you should be worrying more about fighting your enemies than eating burgers." " She's even more meaner than me," Sailormars said quietly." Come on Odango Atama, let's go get some burgers." " Odango Atama?" asked Sailor North Star," Sailormars, her name is Sailormoon or Tsukino Usagi. Please no profanity. Don't be such a gaki(childish)." Just then the 4 high youmas drove by in their bicycle built for 4. " Hey Kunzite can we stop to talk to the senshi." asked Nephrite. " Well I suppose for a few minutes." Kunzite put the breaks on the bike. " What is that?" Sailor North Star asked. She was referring to the bike & the youmas. " Hey look a new senshi." Jadeite pointed to Sailor North Star. " Now Jed," replied Kunzite," Don't point. It's not polite." He held Jed's hand and smiled at him. " Hey sexy," Nephrite approached Sailor North Star," You want to go in the backseat of the bike with me?" Nephrite smiled a hentai smile. " Hey that's where I sit!" shouted Jed," Kunz, Don't let him do that." Just then a awful smell filled the air. " O.K. Jed," said Kunzite," Let's go behind that bush & change that diaper". They went behind the bushes. " So are you ready?" Nephrite asked. " What! I do not appreciate being treated this way. You are a pervert. If you spend less time acting foolish you would do better in your missions." Sailor North Star could see Nephrite's bulge in his pants go down. " O.K. be a bitch!" Nephrite sat back on the bike. Zoicite was sitting behind him. She stood up. She ( I'm only using the Dic Zoicite for humor purposes) went over to Sailor North Star. Zoicite had gotten a breast enlargement the day before. " Like my new tits?" She asked." I wonder if Dic will erase them for the episodes or not. I still have a penis though. Want to see?" " You immoral creature. You should be ashamed. Even when Dic translated you, you were met to act more serious. I never seen such irrationalness in my whole life. That bike, that pervert( Nephrite), those homosexuals(Jadeite & Kunzite) and you transsexual." Sailor North Star stuck her nose in the air. " She's even more proper then me" Sailormercury thought," irrationalness, immoral, homosexuals. Either she's a bigger nerd than me or just stuck up." " I see we're not wanted here." Kunzite replied," Back on the bike everyone." The 4 high youmas hurried back on the bike & peddled away. " You must get rid of such foolishness." Sailor North Star began," I'm glad I'm here to help you all. Without me this foolishness would continue for to long." Sailor North Star still had that same sour look on her face. " Don't you ever laugh?" Everyone turned to see the whole Dead Moon Circus standing before them. ( Don't ask how they got there they just did). " Yeah," said Fish Eye," You look mean. You want to hear a joke? Here it goes one night me, Hawks Eye & Tigers Eye were on the phone talking about this egg I found. What would happen if the egg broke open & all these chibi Kunzites came out. They would be naked of course!... Fish Eye kept telling the joke while dreaming about the naked chibi Kunzs. ( This is based on a real joke called " The Chibi Kunzites" I read it somewhere on the net). " You are disgusting!" cried Sailor North Star," Keep your homosexuality to yourself. I don't approve of your ways." Fish Eye was upset until Hawks Eye put his arm around him. " You want to play with ParaPara?" asked the blue haired member of the Amazoness Quartet. " Why don't you speak properly. Don't keep speaking in 3rd person. It's inappropriate & childish." Sailor North Star said. " Chibi Chibi!" Chibi Chibi also appeared out of nowhere. She kept saying her name " Chibi Chibi Chibi Chibi". This was driving Sailor North Star crazy. She picked up Chibi Chibi and used her attack " North Star British change!" A light entered Chibi Chibi's body. " Chibi Chibi are you alright?" Sailormoon grabbed ChibiChibi from Sailor North Star. " My name is no longer Chibi Chibi," A British accent came from Chibi Chibi's mouth." Put me down." She jumped down from Usagi's arms. " My name is Chibi North Star. Now why are you not fighting Galaxia. Instead you all are here socializing. Let us get back to work. We have no time for fun." Chibi Chibi had a sober look on her face just like Sailor North Star. " What have you done to her!" demanded Sailorvenus. " I made her more of an appropriate senshi. Hopefully all you will follow her & my example." Sailor North Star handed Chibi North Star her new transformation pen. " I can't take this anymore!" exclaimed Sailoruranus. The senshi turned to see the outer senshi standing there. " Let's kill this snotty bitch!" Sailorpluto pulled out her Garnet Rod. " Dead Scream!" " World Shaking!" " Deep Submerge!" " Death Reborn Revolution!" The Inner senshi hesitated to use their attacks, but Uranus yelled " sacrifice this thing or I'll never have any respect for you Sailormoon!" " Come on, soldiers. Let's do it." Sailormoon ordered. " Burning Mandala!" " Love & Beauty Shock!" " Shine Aqua Illusion!" " Jupiter Oak Evolution!" " Rainbow Moon Heartache!" The attacks hit Sailor North Star, killing her. The sober look disappeared off Chibi Chibi's face. " Chibi Chibi?" she said. " So Uranus," said Moon after the fight," Why did we sacrifice Sailor North Star. She was a senshi after all." " So?" replied Sailoruranus," I didn't like her. That's good enough excuse as any." " So you guys still want those burgers?" asked Sailormoon," I'm soooo hungry I could eat Nephrite." As the senshi were leaving, they noticed that the Dead Moon Circus was still there. " You guys want to come too?" asked Sailorjupiter. " Sure if you guys are paying." replied Zirconia. " Don't worry. Mamo-chan will be meeting us a the restaurant. He always has money, so everyone buy as much as you want!" They all left happily. Behind them laid the dead body of Sailor North Star. All of a sudden the body began to move...." The End ( For Now) ............................................................................ What did you think? 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