Sailormoon Species-Chapter.1 By: Miss ParaPara E-mail Note: I do not own Sailormoon or Species. Please don't sue, cause you won't be getting much! Also this fic is a parody. You've been warned. ........................................................................... " Is this enough gas, Professor?" Viluy asked Tomoe. She held up a tank filled with poisonous gas. " Yes, that should do the trick." The professor chuckled to himself. Soon this alien would no longer take up room in his lab. For the past 4 months the Witches 5 have used the DNA of the dead alien they found falling from the sky. They used this to create their own alien, which they named Kanai. Kanai looked like a normal young girl. She had grown so much in so little time( I'm copying " Species" I know). The professor no longer wanted to use her to fight the Senshi. He wanted more space in his lab, so he could work on his latest project. A product that would help against diarrhea, which often happened after a big dish of ravioli. " Professor!" a cry came from Mimete. She held her stomach. Tomoe thought something was wrong with her. He ran over to Kanai's glass cage where Mimete stood beside. " Are you O.K., Mimete?" Tomoe asked. " No," Mimete replied," I just had a big dish of ravioli & I've got the runs!". " Fuck, you stink!" exclaimed Eudial as she walked by holding her nose. " Looks like someone's been in the ravioli." said Cyprine as she & Ptilol came to see what the fuss was about. " Would everyone leave me alone!!!" Mimete started to cry like Usagi. " Well you all better be nice to Mimete or we won't be having ravioli for supper tonight!" The Witches 5 shut up. They love ravioli, even though the after effect wasn't very fun. " Can we gas Kanai now?" asked Viluy still holding the tank. " Yes it is time." Tomoe looked up to his little girl trapped in the glass cage. She was a rather pretty girl with short black hair & dark eyes. She reminded him of his own daughter Hotaru. Tears formed in his eyes. Tomoe tried to forget all the happy times he spend with Kanai. The nights when he would stay up all night protecting her from the hungry Mimete, & the long talks he had with her( she can't talk herself). She did mean something to him, but alas he just had to find a cure for diarrhea. He needed to get rid of her glass cage & herself. Viluy took the plug out of the hole that went into the cage( the hole was so they could feed Kanai.) She took the end of the hose & shoved into the hole. Within seconds the cage started to fill with gas. Kanai started to panic! She ran around in the glass cage banging her fists on the sides. She looked up into Tomoe's eyes. She couldn't believe that the man, who gave her life would do this. He was her father in a way. " I'm sorry little one," Tomoe tried to hold back his tears," This is best for you & the Death Busters. I can't help it that I have a small lab & need more room. Please remember though if I do come up with a cure for diarrhea I could save lots of people, who die due to fart fumes everyday. And the ravioli. Think about the ravioli...." Just then there was a loud sound as the glass cage broke. Kanai had managed to break the cage. She started to run for the door. " Come back here!" yelled Tomoe," We have to kill you yet!" " I'll stop her," Cyprine tried to block the entrance to the doorway. Kanai didn't stop. She picked up Cyprine & used long nails( that just suddenly appeared out of nowhere) and sliced Cyprine's throat. Cyprine fell to the floor & was dead. It was pretty gross. " Oh great," exclaimed Ptilol," Now where am I going to get the money for new clothes. Not to mention I have to fight by myself. I'm not working with these losers( referring to the other Witches 5). " What!!!" exclaimed Eudial, Tellu, & Viluy. " Hey bitch how dare you call us losers!" Mimete jumped on Ptilol and tried to eat her( don't ask. Mimete is just nuts!!!) " Hey it got away." Tomoe was very disappointed. " That's right Professor." a voice replied. Everyone looked to see Kaolinite. " If you let me run this project instead of these mourons( she points to the Witches 5, who are still fighting on the floor) I would have told you this was going to happen." Kaolinite flopped her long red hair back. " What do you mean this was going to happen?" asked Tellu, she gave Ptilol another punch in the mouth. " Do you mean that none of you have lives outside of the Death Busters!" Kaolinite was shocked." None of you have seen the movie " Species"? " No" They all replied in unison. " You're all pathetic." a sweat drop appeared on Kaolinite's forehead." Anyway this fanfic & that movie are too much alike. Did you read the prologue? It said this fic was based on " Species." Anyway we have to stop Kanai before she grows up & kills more people. She'll be targeting men soon so that she can reproduce. We have to stop her." " I thought we were the bad guys?" said Eudial," Why should we help society? They never help us." " If Kanai kills someone who has a talisman, it will leave the dead body before we can get it." Kaolinite couldn't believe these witches. They were so dumb. " Kaolinite's right." spoke up Tomoe," We have to find this thing. But first we need a team to track this thing down. I need the best of the best to help in this mission & I have some ideas of people." End Of Chapter 1 ............................................................................ I hope you like it so far. Please send comments, suggestions for other chapters, flames, etc. to me at I'm hoping to hear from you. I LOVE mail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ja ne, Miss ParaPara For more of my fics go to Motoki's SM Page at