Sailormoon Species Chapter.2 A Parody by: Miss ParaPara E-mail me at Author's Note: I don't own Sailormoon, Pokemon or Species. Also this fic is a parody & I'll be making fun of most characters. Don't take offense. You can still understand this fic even if you had never seen Pokemon or the movie Species. If you like (or hate) this fic, please mail me. I LOVE MAIL!!!!!!!! Enjoy chapter 2 of my fic. Sailormoon belongs to Toei Animation, etc Pokemon belongs to Nintendo & etc. Please don't sue. It won't help any 'cause I've only got 5 bucks on me at the moment. ............................................................................. " So why are we here again?" asked Rei. She along with other many other Sailormoon characters sat in Professor Tomoe's office. He had gathered what he thought he would need to kill Kandai. " I need you all to help me kill Kandai." Tomoe replied. " What's Kandai?" asked Usagi as she bit into another donut that Tomoe had out for his guests. She had already ate 6 donuts & still was shoving more in. Two at a time. Just then there was a loud knock on Tomoe's office door. " Oh, that must be the others". Tomoe opened the door. There stood Team Rocket ( from Pokemon). " To protect the world from devastation" " To unite all peoples within our nation" " To denounce the evils of truth & love" " To extend our reach to the stars above" " Jesse!" " James!" " Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light" " Surrender now or prepare to fight" " Meowth! That's right" " What the fuck was that?'' questioned Nephrite. " You've never seen " Pokemon"?" Jesse was surprised. She thought she was famous. Rei started to explain the story of " Pokemon". She was a big Pokemon fan & knew all the episodes. She started to bore Nephrite with talk about all the episodes. " O.k I get the idea." Nephrite stopped her. James rushed over to the doughnut tray. There was only one chocolate donut left. He & Usagi eyed the donut. " Hey isn't that Tuxedo Kamen" James pointed & Usagi looked of course. James snatched the donut. " Hey give that back!" Usagi tried to get the chewed up donut out of James's mouth. James started to choke. " Help Jesse! Meowth!" James's face was turning blue. Jesse sighted. " I'm going outside for a bit." Meowth left out the door. " As much as I would like him to choke to death, Team Rocket needs him now. So leave him alone Sailormoon." Jesse said to Usagi. " How did you know I was Sailormoon?" asked Usagi. ''I watch you're show. And may I say it sucks!" " That's only the Dic version. I don't blame you. Have you ever seen the Japanese version. They changed my name to Raye in the Dic version can you believe it." Rei liked Jesse already. " I know the feeling I was once Musashi. Now I'm Jesse. Jesse & James that's sounds retarded." " Excuse me but this is important meeting." Tomoe declared. Tomoe started to explain how he & the Witches 5 had created Kandai & how she had escaped. " I need you all because you all specialize in something. Rei is a psychic, Nephrite is handsome & can attracted Kandai( Nephrite mumbled something about being the bait), Team Rocket has experience tracking down Pikachu, so they may be useful to track down Kandai, Haruka & Michiru, you two would sacrifice anything to complete a mission. I need that type of incentive for the team. Plus I like cute girls." Tomoe smiled at the two. " Get a life & except it." replied Haruka coldly," Michiru's the only one for me." " Same here." said Michiru. " Darn! Oh well there's always Chibiusa & Hotaru. Oh wait a minute Hotaru's my daughter isn't she. I'm such a perv." Tomoe talked out loud to himself. " Um, what about me?" asked Usagi," Why do you need me?" " Well from watching past episodes of Sailormoon I noticed that you always save the day. I figure if you're on the team I can't lose." Just then Kaolinite appeared. " Kaolinite will be running the team. I need on of my own to make sure the job gets done." Tomoe told them. Kaolinite turned to Usagi. " After we destroy Kandai I'll be taking you're pure heart you know. So don't think we forget that we're bad." She looked in Usagi's eyes. " Why take her pure heart?" asked Haruka," Me & Michiru have the talismans." " Well in that case I'll take everyone of your pure hearts." Kaolinite laughed evily. " Can we call our team " Team Rocket?" asked James. " No stupid!" Jesse yelled at him," We are Team Rocket!" She hit him on the head with a chair. Just then there was a knock at the door again. It was Ami. " Sorry to interrupt your meeting but I have to talk to Usagi & Rei." She was holding some school books. This could only mean one thing. " What is it Ami-chan?" asked Usagi. " Well I think you should kill that alien soon because this fanfic is taking up precious time we could be using to study. Entrance exams are next week." That was just like Ami to think of studying, when the earth was in jeopardy. She's so selfish. " That's it." exclaimed Rei," Get lost Ami. Go study. That's all you're good at. You're just jealous you're not in this fic." This upset Ami & she ran out the door. On the way to the street she fell down the steps. Outside she could hear some sounds coming from a bush. She looked & there was Meowth, Luna, & Artemis having a threesome. All three cats seen her & started to dig her face up.( Ha Ha! Ami-chan got hurt!) ............................................................................. Kandai ran to catch the night train to Osaka City (it's actually a city in Japan in case you think I made it up or something). She would have to flee Juubangai if she didn't want Professor Tomoe to catch her. Even though she was an dangerous alien, she still had feelings. She still didn't understand why she was created. Why would her creator try to kill her? What did she do? Kandai handed her ticket to the ticket collector and went to her room. Her room wasn't too bad. She sat down on the bed and turned on the t.v. She remembered when she lived in Tomoe's lab. He had a t.v set up in her glass cage. She flicked threw the channels and found that Pokemon was on. She loved Pokemon, especially Pikachu. She thought he was cute, and would do anything to have a Pikachu of her own. She also HATED Team Rocket and wanted to kill them, or at least torture them. As she was watching Pokemon, she realized worms were growing out of her body. You know it's the same thing that happened in "Species". Well to skip the gruesome details, after a few minutes Kandai had turned into her alien form. Unfortunately the ticket-collector had then entered the room to check up on "the little girl". She didn't have time to escape when she saw the gross alien form in the room. The alien killed her of course & took her money. As the train pulled up at Osaka station, Kandai transformed out of her alien form (she can change between her two forms anytime she wants. I guess it's an advantage to being an alien.) Kandai was now in a grown up version of her human body. A smile spread across her face as she stepped off the train. There was no way Tomoe & his group could find her now. They didn't even know she was now a grown up. ............................................................................. " Are you sure my Kandai did this?" Tomoe couldn't believe it. He just heard about the ticket-collector's death. The way she was dug up indicated that it must have been Kandai. Tomoe recognized the dig marks were those similar to a few of his daimons he put in the cage with Kandai. " That train went to Osaka City." spoke up Haruka," Let's get off our asses and go to Osaka. We need to kill this evil. Sacrifices have to be made." " But think about who you're sacrificing?" Usagi gave the same speech she did when she was in the car with Haruka heading to the place to get her heart crystal removed (I forget the ep. number.) " I sense that Kandai is afraid. She thinks she will be caught. We must find her soon before her fear is let out in society". Rei was using her psychic power to find out Kandai's feelings. "Well let's go!" Tomoe got on the phone and called for some plane tickets. After what happened on the train they didn't want to take any chances with trains. ............................................................................ End of Chapter 2 Does anyone even read this fic? I don't know if I'll continue it any longer UNLESS I get some feedback. PLEASE people tell me what you think. Got any ideas LET ME KNOW! Thanks. Ja ne, Miss ParaPara For more of my fics go to Motoki's SM Page at