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School and Detention
Part 1
By: Silver Bunny
E-mail: moonsilverbunny@hotmail.com
 

"Good morning, class. My name is Chiba Mamoru, and I'll
be your teacher for this week. I guess you all know why,
right?" Asked Mamoru, and the whole class nodded their
heads in agreement.
"Okay then, before we begin, do any of you have any
question?"
"I do." Said a boy with funny looking glasses on his eyes.
"Would you please tell me your name first?"
"My name is Gurio, Umino, but you can call me Umino.
All of our teachers call us by our first name."
"Very well, Umino-San. What is your question?"
"What should WE call you?" asked Umino.
"Well, since I'm not a real teacher, I guess you can call me
Mamoru. After all, I'm still a student too." Said Mamoru,
smiling. " Now, if there isn't any more…."
CRASHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHS
HSHSHSHSHSHSHSH
Something crashed into Mamoru, before he could complete
his sentence. And before he could even react, came the
very familiar voice of a certain meatball headed blond
saying..
"Gomen, Gomen Haruna-Sama, Forgive me, onegai." Said
Usagi, bowing her head, waiting for her very angry teacher
to At LEAST strangle her to death, but instead….
"ODANGO ATAMA!!!!!!!!!" came the surprised voice of
her sworn enemy.

  Usagi didn't believe that she actually heard HIS voice in
HER classroom. ~ Maybe I'm still a sleep. He just CAN'T
be here. ~ She thought , and slowly raised her head. ~
Black shoes, black trousers, belt, green jacket, black
turtleneck WAIT a minute… GREEN JACKET???? IT IS
HIM. ~ And at this last revelation, she shot her head up and
looked straight into his surprised eyes.
"MAMORU-BAKA !!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT ARE *YOU* DOING HERE?????" they both
asked at the same time.
"This IS MY class room." She said, putting her hands on
her waist. "What are YOU doing here."
"Well I happened to be THIS CLASS TEACHER."
"NO WAY" she screamed, causing the whole class to jump
off their chairs.
"YES way."
"Tell me it's not true." She turned to her classmates
pleadingly.
"Well, Usagi-chan, I'm sorry to be the one who tells you
that, but it is true" said her friend, Naru. " Haruna-sama
told us all about it last week, don't you remember?"
"Yes, I remember, but….. but HIM????"
"Careful, Odango, another remark like that, and you'll be
standing in the corner for the whole day." Said Mamoru,
teasingly.
"That's not FAIR." She said, tears forming in her baby blue
eyes.
"Nobody said that life is fair, Odango. Now go sit down.
OH and cuz you came in late, you have a detention today."
"THIS MUST BE A NIGHTMARE, SOME BODY
*PLEASE* WAKE ME UUUUUUUUP,
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

                       ***********************

"And then, we divided the result by 2, and got the final
answer. Any questions?" Mamoru looked around, waiting
for somebody to ask a question, and then, his eyes fell on
Usagi. Her pretty head was buried in her book, and she was
holding a pencil in her hand. ~ Poor Usako, she probably
didn't understand anything. Well it IS a hard equation. I'll
see what I can do to help her. ~ And with that thought, he
walked to her desk, at the end of the class.
"Need any help Odango?" he asked, trying to make his
voice as friendly as he could manage, without revealing his
true feelings. But she didn't respond. She didn't EVEN lift
her head off her book.
~ Oh my SWEET Usako, she's probably too shy to ask ME
for help. ~ He thought.
"C'mon Odango, let me help." He said as softly as possible,
putting his hand on her shoulder.
Usagi's pencil fell down on the floor, and her head got
more buried in her book.
Mamoru got panicked. He didn't know what happened to
her. He thought that maybe she was sick or something, so
be fore he realized it, he said..
"OH MY GOD, USAKO, ARE YOU ALRIGHT??
ANSWER ME." He said, holding her, tightly.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Mamoru just stared at her with shock. ~ She's only a sleep?
SHE'S A SLEEEEEEEEP????? ~ He thought. ~ And……
OHMYGOD… I just called her Usako, in front of the
whole class. I'm in BIG trouble. ~ 
Mamoru let go of the sleeping Usagi, and looked at the
staring students. He was sure that one of them would tell
her what happened. ~ How can I stop them from telling
her??? If she knows, I'll never hear the end of it. Think,
Mamoru, think. How can you buy their silence?? Hmmmm
how can you buy a junior high student silence
????????????????  I know. ~ He thought, and then went
back to the front of the class.
"Okay." He said sitting on his desk, and leaning forward.
"Who wants a free 10% on their final grade?" he asked.
The whole class - except for the sleeping Usagi of course -
raised their hands.
"Then it's yours on one condition, you may NEVER tell
Usagi what happened while she was asleep. Have we got a
deal?"
"Sorry, Mamoru-san, we can't betray our friend." Said
Umino, shaking his head. "Unless * smiling evilly * you
give us…. Say 50% of our grade??"
"15"
"40"
"20"
"35"
"25"
"30"
"Done"
"Our mouths are sealed, Mamoru-san, right, Guys?" he
asked his classmates
"HAI." they all said together.
"Nice doin business with you, Mamoru-san"
"Like wise."

                   ******************************

Later, in Detention…………
"SO, what are we supposed to do in detention, Odango?"
Asked Mamoru.
"You're the teacher, you tell me." She murmured, angrily.
"Yeah, but - you're - the expert." He teased.
"WHY YOU……..BAKA."
"YOU WAILING POLICE SIREN."
"WALKING FASHION CATASTROPHE."
"BRAINLESS, SPOILED, ILL-MANNERED CHILD"
"ME???? A CHILD, YOU ARROGANT, COCKY
PEACOCK."
"THAT'S IT, DETENTION"
"Sorry to break this to you but I'M ALREADY IN
DETENTION."
"MORNING DETENTION, EVERYDAY. AND IF YOU
EVEN BREATHE WITH OUT PERMISSION, I'LL MAKE
YOUR SCHOOL DAYS A LIVING HELL. AND YOU
BETTER START PAYING ATTENTION IN THE CLASS
ROOM, CUZ IF YOU GOT LESS THAN A FULL MARK
ON YOUR EXAM, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU GET
NOTHING BUT AN F, DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR,
TSUKINO USAGI?" Mamoru looked at her angrily.
  
  Usagi just sat on her chair, hot tears in her eyes. They
fought a lot, but he never shouted like that, he actually
scared her.
"I said, DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR?" He asked again
"Yes, sir." She whispered in defeat, looking at her hands.
"Good." He said, calming down. "Now, let's try preparing
you for the exam this Friday, shall we?"
She just nodded, still looking at her hands.
"Okay… open your book, and let's start from the
beginning….."


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