Orphen: Cleo, I love you. (BARF!!!)
Majik: I am Galstaff, Sorceror of Light! Orphen: Then how come you had to cast Magic Missle?
Flameheart: Like yeah! (he is blonde, ya know.)
Leki: Gimme another beer!
Stephanie: (singing) I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania!
Flameheart: (after being ordered to destroy the Bloody August) I won't do that...because it's wrong.
Bloody August: (singing) Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gaaaal!
Dortin: Do I remind you of Melvin from Sailor Moon?
Volcan: You know...I think we really should return the sword. After all, we're all friends, right?
Ly: Screw the Divination Chamber! I'm going to a bar.
Hartia: (as the Black Tiger) I'm am the Assasin of the Night! I live...oh forget it. I'm going home.
Childmaan: (prancing around) I'm too sexy for my robe! Too sexy for my robe!
Azalie: (after being returned to human form) And I would have gotten away with it, too! If it hadn't been for you kids and that stupid dog!
Flameheart: Screw the Tower of Fang! I'm taking over Burger King!
High Council: May the Shorts be with you.
Flameheart: (jumping up and down) No fair! Orphen gets more close-ups than I do!!
Orphen: (holding up the Sword of Baltandars) By the Power of Grayskull!!
Orphen: (to Stephanie) You know, you look like a female Harry Potter. Stephanie: Shhhh! Don't blow my cover!
Everyone: (looking at Cleo) KILL THE MUGGLE!! KILL THE MUGGLE!!
Volcan: Ain't I a little angel?
Childmaan: (to Flameheart) What IS it with those pink sheets?! Flameheart: Aww, drop it! Mom went shopping that day!
Childmaan: (to Flameheart) Momma's boy! Momma's boy!!
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