Red's Reviews

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Red's Reviews

Once in a while, I'll come across a fanfic that I want to talk about, for one reason or another. Other times, authors have asked me to give them my opinion of their work. So I thought to myself, "Self, let's make another page." Since I couldn't find any reason why not, here's the end result.

I do reviews on request, as well as whim. If you'd like me to review a specific fanfic, whether it's one of your own or not, just ask. I'll probably do it.

AT-YOUR-OWN-RISK DISCLAIMER
These reviews are in no way intended as endorsements or recommendations. These are simply my opinions.
These reviews contained on this page can be good, neutral, or bad. I make no guarantees. It all depends on the 'fic.
Be warned when asking me to review your work. I will pull no punches, and call it as I see it. Have a nice day.

I have my own rating system. It's very similar to the classic 1-10 system:

10 -- Superb. There's no excuse for not reading this.

9 -- Very good. Like reading one of the great classics... on crack.

8 -- Excellent. Why haven't you started reading it?

7 -- Quite good. Like a nice big gourmet meal with a cold beer afterward.

6 -- Good. Better than most, not as good as some.

5 -- Average. Read if you can't find anything better to do.

4 -- Not good. Better literature can be found on bar napkins.

3 -- Bad. Quite possibly written by the Devil.

2 -- Very bad. Very much like reading a eviction notice: You wish it weren't happening.

1 -- A hazard to mental health. I take no responsibilty for the side effects of reading this crap.

0 -- If there comes a day when a fanfic merits a zero, Disney will have bought Japan.