Ranma 1/2: Fanservice
By Jack Staik
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Nabiki came into the den, a stack of bills in her hand.

Ranma and Akane pulled away from each other, trying to act
like they hadn't 
been snuggling. 

"What's up, Nabiki?" Ranma asked.

"We need more money. And you both know what that means..."

Ranma and Akane groaned at once.

"Not more fanservice!"

Nabiki spread her hands in a gesture of helplessness. "So
what are you going to 
do? Beat up the bill collectors? We need money, and
fanservice is the best way 
to get it."

"But it's so degrading!" Akane protested.

"And I feel so - dirty when we do it!" Ranma whined.

"Hey, we've all had to do it. I've done it, Kasumi's done
it, even Daddy's done 
it. Now it's your turn." She handed them a sheet of paper.
"Here's the address."

Grumbling, Ranma and Akane went to get into the hated
fanservice outfits.

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(A couple of hours later ...)

Akane shook the man's hand. "That should take care of your
problems. And if you have any more difficulties, don't
hesitate to call Tendo Ceiling Fan Repair." She gave an
insincere smile. 

Ranma was trying to wipe the schmutz off his hands. "Most
people let their ceiling fans get so filthy!"

"Wear gloves next time, baka!"