"Holy crap! Who the hell is that sexy blonde dude?!"
*sweatdrop*
Needless to say, Kou-chan and I were not romantically involved until much later.
Koushiro: When were we ever?
Oh, you stay out of this!
Yet I know that Kou-chan loves me, and has from the first time he saw me. He proves it through the little things.
Koushiro: What on earth are you talking about?
Like the way he screamed for joy when I proposed...
Koushiro: For joy?!? I was screaming for help!
Or the way he snuck into my bedroom at night one time...
Koushiro: You tied me up and left me in the closet!!
The way he cooks romantic dinners for me...
Koushiro: I microwaved a piece of pizza for lunch and you stole it!
And then there's the time he got in the bathtub with me!
Koushiro: *turns a vibrant shade of green* I distinctly remember you getting in with me. I nearly had a heartattack and was bedridden for a week!
I've never seen a nose bleed that much.
Koushiro: Well, perhaps it was because I'm TEN YEARS OLD?!?!?!
Come on now, you're thirteen in 02.
Koushiro: That's four years younger than you!
Ah, but therein lies the beauty of our relationship.
Koushiro: Do I even want to know?
Because I'm patient enough to wait until you're older, or at least creative enough to write you like that! Now bring me a pen! We need an Izzy fanfic, pronto!
Koushiro: Oh please, someone help me...