Top Ten Brock Pickup Lines
Brock has had many, many, many pickup lines. Some that have made us laugh, and some that I've made us slap our heads and say, "Brock, you idiot!" Sometimes they have made us do both. These aren't in order, because I can never choose which are funniest.
Okay, I added three more that I had just remembered.
13.Nurse Joy, now that you just finished examining the pokemon, you can examine me too. (Just what did he want her to examine? O_o)
12.You can call me honey!
11. She can violate my rights!
10. I wish she'd train me!
9. I bet that's a handsome guy detector.
8. Please tell me your name so that I may emblazon it upon my heart.
7. (I know this isn't a pickup line, but it's funny!) For kids, summer means playing on the beach, splashing around and having fun. But for me, summer means bathing suits...and girls to wear them. Oh, not bikini season is over and I'll have to wait another year to meet a girl. Ohh...
6. (This isn't a pickup line either) Go pokeball! Oops, I mean go doughnut!
5. (Again, not a pickup line. I should have just called this quotes. ^_^;) Floors to be swept, clothes to be washed, cooking, mopping, polishing, cleaning. This is just like home! Just leave it to SuperBrock!
4. This natural beauty, short, boyish hairstyle provides the ideal compliment to her warm, feminine features.
3.Oh ya, gotta trade, gotta trade, we all gotta trade.
2. I want to breed like you, I mean I want to be a breeder like you.
1. B is for big, brave Blastoise! R is for rational Raichu! O is for Oddish. C is for Charizard! And K is for confounding Kadabra! Would you like to know my last name? Trixie, what a beautiful name! Perhaps we can discuss the origin of that name, anytime. More Top Ten Lists!
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