So anyway, I was sitting there with my Umbreon perched on my lap, wondering if it was about time to rotate and show off my Lugia, when suddenly Ash burst through the door with Pikachu by his side.
"Figures," Jessie said to me and Haley. "He would bring that little rat."
"Those two are practically joined at the hip," James complained. "I swear, if that rodent died Ash would wither like a flower."
Ash had overheard us. "Pikachu and I love each other!" he whined. "That's why we spend so much time together!"
"There's a fine line between love and weird, little man," I told him. "You crossed that line a long time ago."
Ash sniffled. "I don't need any of ya'lls. Not as long as I have... Pikachu!"
And with that he marched up to the Karaoke machine.
"I'm scared," I announced, watching as he picked the song tune to play.
Ash turned to us. "This is a very sensitive subject."
"Oh my God," we all groaned. He was actually going to sing about this.
BG singers: Just... the... two... of us Ash: From the moment I heard Oak BG singers: Just the two of us
PK: Pika pikachu! Uuu!
BG singers: Just the two of us!
Say I had a Pikachu
I knew that I would always
Care and love for you
Though a couple of times, you zapped my brain
I always loved you just the same
I hoped you'd... win battles for me
Beat Gym Leaders... and maybe Gary
Catch some Pokémon so you wouldn't have to fight
Kick some butt everything would be all right
I thought you'd think...
I was a cool guy
Return the love I had
Make me want to cry
Beat Team Rocket... but not kill me or you
Change my life with Misty and another girl or two
But you rejected me... say la vee
Then you beat Brock, and my love Misty
So you and I... were meant to be we
Pikachu, you complete me
We can make it if we try
Just me and you, just me and you
Just the two of us
Juuust the two of us
Building castles in the sky
PK: Pika pikachu! Uuu!
Ash: Me and you!
Now showing at the Café...
Or...
Run away from the Café!
