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Jenny, Oh JennyBrock's Song

This was utterly beautiful. I wished I had a camera. Haley was home, sick with the flu, and here Brock was, flirting with some other ladies.
"Oh! This is rich!" I commented to Ryoko (from Tenchi).
She couldn't help but laugh. "He even made a pass at me! If that girl only knew..."
"But we won't tell her," I said firmly, letting the whole table know that I was for real. "He's not being serious. It's kind of just, like, his Default Setting." I grinned. "Well, we might as well have a little fun with the guy."
"Hey, Brock! Give us a little music why don't you?" I called to him. "Something snappy... something you!"
Brock staggered slightly to the karaoke machine, smiling in that way that let you know he was very close to being totally smashed. "Well, if you insist..." he started the machine. "I'd like to dedicate this one to all the lovely women out there. Here we go."

Brockie #5

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Brockie #5

1, 2, 3 4 5, everybody on Lapras so c'mon and ride
To the Pokémart around the corner
Ash says that he wants some Pokéballs but I really don't wanna
There's the girl that I liked last week
can't think of her name 'cause there's so many
I like Florinda, Ariel, Joy, Willhemina
And as I continue, you know they gettin' sweeter

So what can I do I really beg you my Lord
To me flirtin' is just like a sport
Every girl's fly, it's all good
And if you're a mista please show me your sista

A little bit of Melanie in my life
A little bit of Erika by my side
A little bit of Suzi's all I need
A little bit of Misty's what I see
A little bit of Tyra in the sun
A little bit of Jenny all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
I'll hit on you everytime I can

I see your bod, you look pretty hot
See me start to get red it takes over my head
I take your hands... and put them in mine
Then I use... a pick-up line
I flirt with you once, I flirt with you twice
And if you say no I'll ask your friend tonight

It's, easy to, fall in love with a girl like you
'Cause you can't run, and you can't hide
From my freaky love-crazed eye

The trumpet...

Brockie #5!!

"Thank you, thank you," Brock said, grinning and stumbling off the stage. He must have miscalculated the distance from the floor the stage,, because he fell forward and landed flat on his face.
I just about peed my pants laughing at Haley's so-called "dream boy."

Now showing at the Café...
Or...
Run away from the Café!