Yesterday, having been Ladies Night, had left almost all the girls with (and I quote) "A f*ckin' bad hangover!" so the boys pretty much had the bar-like Café to themselves.
Haley and I, being under drinking age (I know what you're thinking. In Haley's "memories" she claims that she and Brock are doing rather mature things, but let's face it: Haley's a pathological liar) were the only two chicas there- with the exception of Misty, if she even counts as a girl.
I had somehow found myself wedged in between Tenchi and Butch *sigh* with a lovely view of Heero right in front of me *drool,* while Haley was crammed securely in between Brock and her secret love- so secret even she wouldn't admit it- James.
I sighed, glancing at the empty karoake machine. "Come on, someone get up there and perform."
"Why don't you?" James suggested.
I shrugged. "I can't sing worth crap. That's my excuse... what's yours?"
"Yeah Jim, we all know you can sing," Butch agreed.
"Give us a little entertainment," Misty encouraged.
"Well..." James always did crack under pressure. "Fine, fine. But I'm not doing it alone."
Perfect," Butch grinned evilly. He gathered some of the other guys together and quickly told them about his idea. In a minute he passed out a sheet of paper to James. "Just read this when I give you the cue."
James looked over the few measly words. "Oookay..."
I pushed them on to the stage. "Go on, belt out some chords."
Tenchi flipped it to the right song. I winked in Haley's direction. This was gonna be good.
Koffing Wheezing Victree Growly Anime Dudes:Put that dress on baby
Looks like Team Rocket's blastin' off again
Animé Dudes:You know it's kinda hard just to wear a dress today
Well back in the day Put that dress on baby He's gotta catch Pikachu not just any will suffice Well back in the day Now he's diggin' up a hole yeah it's another perfect plan
Well back in the day
Uh-huh, Uh-huh
Put that dress on baby
Uh-huh, Uh-huh
Put that dress on baby
Uh-huh, Uh-huh
James:And all the Rockets say I'm pretty fly for a bad guy
*drums and guitar play loudly*
Cross-dressing gets some flack but he does it anyway.
He may not have a clue but, he's got a lot of style
Just don't tell him he loves Jessie cuz always in denial!
He used to have monay
But he wanted freedom so he threw it all away
He's hittin' on Jessay, thinks he'll score someday
For him no way, for him no way.
So he may suck, well he's just got bad luck
But if they screw up again the Boss'll sick 'em to his Muk!
The world needs Rocket teams so
Hey hey, steal that brand new thing!
Uh-huh, Uh-huh
Put that dress on baby
Uh-huh, Uh-huh
Put that dress on baby
Uh-huh, Uh-huh
James:And all the Rockets say I'm pretty fly
Me and Haley: For a bad guy
He's gotta get Ash Ketchum's or the Boss'll kill 'em twice
Now cruisin' in the red jeep he sees Tauros as they pass
But if he looks twice they're gonna kick his lily ass!
He used to have monay
But he wanted freedom so he gave it all away
He's hittin' on Jessay, thinks he'll score someday
For him no way, for him no way.
So he may suck, well he's just got bad luck
But if they screw up again the Boss'll sick 'em to his Muk!
The world needs Rocket teams so
Hey hey, steal that brand new thing!
Now here comes the twerps so hide as quickly as you can
Prepared for trouble well you know you better be
'Cause Jimmy's rockin' with his lady friend Jessie!
He used to have monay
But he wanted freedom so he gave it all away
He's hittin' on Jessay, thinks he'll score someday
For him no way, for him no way.
So he may suck, well he's just got bad luck
But if they screw up again the Boss'll sick 'em to his Muk!
The world needs Rocket teams ah
The world loves Rocket teams so
Let's get some more Rocket teams and
Hey hey steal that brand new thing!
"WHY DID YOU SAY I WAS IN LOVE WITH JESSIE?!"
We all just shook our heads sadly and hoped he'd figure it out soon.
Now showing at the Café...
Run away from the Café
