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Da Cat is in Da House ^_^;
Meowth's Song
There was a new face added to the Café's list of regulars.
Meowth, who had been forever trying to convince the bartender that he was more human than Pokémon anyway, had finally sued for discrimination and was let into the Café.
"You know," I said slyly, glancing over at the feline. "There's a rule in the Café. Neubies have to sing us some karaoke."
It wasn't a real rule, of course, but we were bored stiff and needed some action.
"Yeah Meowth, give us a little song!" Jessie encouraged. "Something snazzy..."
"Something not-poppy," Haley added.
"Something Eminem!" That came from Ryoko, of course.
The idea of a little rapping fun in the Café was too much. We all practically shoved Meowth onto the stage, giving him words of encouragement.

He grinned. "It just so happens dat I do have a song I'd like ta sing for ya. And it does go to da tune of an Eminem song. Ha-hem!"

My Name Is (Meowth!)

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

Ahem... excuse me! Can I have the attention of the Café for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Wanna see me scratch up Jessie and James' eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Act human and get messed up worse than my life is?

I think I'm dead, wait, I'm trying to concentrate
Pikachu zapped me again and now I can't think straight
And James said, "Meowth you're totally mad!"
Oh yeah, says da desert to da grain of sand

Well since I learned to speak, I felt like a freak
I stayed to myself, in one space, chasin' my tail
Got ticked off scratched Jessie's face up
Kicked her and said, "You shouldn't have called me a crazy nut!"

I'm 'bout to pass out and crash, fall in the grass
Faster than the fat Jynx who sat down too fast
C'mere PK! (Meowth, wait a minute, that's my Pokémon!)
I don't give a damn da Boss sent me to piss the world off

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

Giovanni wanted to replace me with another cat
Thanks a lot, now I'm stuck chasin' this rat
Jessie smacked me in the face with a mallet, chased me all the way to Pallet
Told me to apologize for calling her an old bat

Been blown sky high, thought I was gonna die
But I managed to land on James' head, high and dry
Another perfect plan, screwed up again
And oh geez, "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTIN' OFF AGAIN!"

99 percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more 'nip than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous Rocket
Get filthy rich by sellin' stuff on the black market

You know you're blown up when the air's rushin' by your ears
It really sucks too, 'cause heights are one of my biggest fears
Officer Jenny wanted to give me a hero award
But I ditched her, sayin' I don't need your support

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

Stop the song! This cat is off his block!
PK don't just stand there, THUNDERSHOCK!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
Luckily Pikachu's shocks don't kill they only paralyze

Am I comin' or goin'? It's hard to decide
I just played with some catnip, dare me to drive?
All of my life I was very deprived
I haven't had a woman in years, my claws are too scary to hide

I speak like someone from New Yalk
I spit when I talk, I'll scratch anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT WHEN ALL THE TRASHCANS HAVE LIDS??

A lay awake sittin' in my sleepin' bag
While J&J dream about dressin' in drag
I'm steamin' mad
And by the way, if you see Meowzy
Ask her if she watched America's Most Wanted and saw my ad?

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?)
My name is... it's Meowth
Hi! My name is (huh?) My name is (what?)
My name is... it's Meowth

The room burst into cheers. I whistled appreciatively. When Meowth took his seat again, I complimented him on his work. "That was some of the best parody-like music I've ever heard!"
"Yeah, you're a regular Weird Al!" Tenchi agreed.
Meowth bowed. "Tank you, tank you. I'd like ta tank all da little people out dare who made dis possible..."
No one was listening. We were all laughing at Meowth's New York accent. TANK YOU??

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