"Who invited that moron?" Jessie questioned, jerking a thumb at Tracey.
"I've never seen him before," Ryoko mused. "Who is he?"
"Tracey," I told her. "Really obsessed with drawing."
My point was proved, as Tracey skittered over to our table and asked me, "I heard you had an Umbreon! Would ya mind if I drew a picture of it?"
I sighed. Even though I like Tracey... okay, I admit it, I think if he's a sexy mamma, but I had to play the 'I hate all the twerps' part. Still, we was SO cute... "Well... fine. Knock yourself out."
Tracey started to scribble furiously on his little piece of paper that he always kept handy. Suddenly, the lead snapped in half.
"Aah!" he yelped. His lower lip quivered. "I didn't bring a sharpener..."
"No biggie," I said. "There's always next time. It's not the end of the world-"
Tracey wasn't listening. He stormed onto the Karaoke Stage, yanked the mic away from a little Animé kid, and called out. "C-can I have everyone's attention? P-please?"
All eyes turned to him. He pushed a button on the Karaoke machine. In seconds I heard a familiar tune bubble forth.
Haley and I looked at each other. "Nine Inch Nails?"
Oh yeah. This was gonna be scary.
Help me, I broke apart my last lead
Help me I've got no eraser
Help me the only thing I need from you
Help me get another pencil
I wanna sketch that little animal
I wanna draw it from every side
I wanna sketch that little animal
I hope you like what I draw
If, you, do gimme applause
You can have a million dollars
Or take my Scyther if you please
Take my comic book collection
There's only one thing that I need
Help me, I broke apart my last lead
Help me I've got no eraser
Help me the only thing I need from you
Help me get another pencil
I wanna sketch that little animal
I wanna draw it from every side
I wanna sketch that little animal
I hope you like what I draw
If, you, do gimme applause
Through every forest, and in the trees
Are Pokémon that, I need to see
I'm gonna draw them, on my sketchpad
And if I cannot I may go mad
We couldn't help but clap appreciatively for the artist as Delia Ketchum handed him a brand new pencil.
"He may be a twerp, but at least he listens to good music," James consented.
I tried to keep from laughing when Tracey came back to our table like nothing had happened and started to draw Umbreon again.
"What'd you think of it?" Tracey wondered, not looking up. "Of the song, I mean."
"My opinion?" I burst out laughing. "Very, um, unique... yaa, unique."
My real opinion? Tracey just got a whole lot cooler!
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